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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S01E01)

"and I was gonna make some juice. And I was like,"
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""You know who likes juice? Ted.""
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"Great, so you want to come over and make juice?"
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"Because the decisions you make after 2.00 a.m. are the wrong decisions,"
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"Okay, sure, I'll come over, we'll"
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"- juice. - Yes, we'll juice."
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"- Okay. - Okay, bye."
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"Bye."
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"What's fine?"
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"Nice."
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"No, it's not like that. We're juicing as friends."
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"See, I have this girlfriend."
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"See, she was supposed to call me four hours ago to have a serious talk."
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"I still haven't heard from her. I don't know."
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"Sorry to bug you with my problems."
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"Guess cab drivers are the new bartenders, huh?"
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"You ain't kidding, kid."
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"Want a nip?"
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"You could just let me out right up here."
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"- Where are you going to buddy? - Park Slope, Eighth and Eighth."
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"Okay, here's where I left off with the last guy."
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"See, I have a girlfriend, but I'm going over to this other girl's house..."
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"And you're wondering if I'd be upset."
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"Hi, Ted. Remember me? Your girlfriend."
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"Okay, relax. Robin's just a friend."
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"Right. You're gonna go make some juice."
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"Yes, yes. Juice is perfectly harmless."
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"In fact, it's healthy."
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"Oh, yeah? Then why are you wondering what she looks like naked?"
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"Okay, even if I am wondering that, it's only 'cause you put it in my head."
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"But I am just a manifestation of your subconscious,"
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"so actually, you put it in your own head."
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"Nothing's gonna happen."
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"Fine."
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"No. I need a ruling."
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"I'm... Yeah, this is stupid. It's not even a big deal,"
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"Let me call you back."
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"Honey, there's a situation developing."
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"Do you remember the huge secret that you told me"
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"The thing about Robin?"
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"You mean, how Robin's in love with Ted?"
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"- What? - What?"
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"Wait. So I'm the only one that she didn't tell?"
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"She told you and not me?"
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"Well, I guess I'm just better friends with her than you are."
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"Well, I'm better friends with Ted than you are."
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"I'm not afraid of you! You're embarrassing your..."
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"I'll show you things you've never seen before!"
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"(BOTH SHOUTING)"
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"Come on. Pick up."
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"Damn it, Victoria. Where are you?"
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"Pick up! Pick up!"
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"- Cupcake? - No, thanks."
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"Where are you? Why haven't you called?"
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"I'm out hooking up."
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"With three other guys."
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"Yeah, why do I doubt that?"
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"(PHONE RINGING)"
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"- Hello? - Ted. I just saw the news,"
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"and a truck carrying sulfuric acid overturned right in front of Robin's house."
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"And it's melting through the sidewalk,"
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"You can see straight down into Hell."
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"It's bad. You should go home, dude."
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"Marshall, it's fine. Nothing's gonna happen."
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"- Ted, what does your Mom always say? - Nothing good ever..."
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"Nothing good ever happens after 2:00 a.m. Go home! It's too late for juice."
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"Dude, Robin and I are just friends. She doesn't even like me that way."
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"- What? - It's a big secret."
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"So don't tell her I told you, but she's very vulnerable right now."
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"And you have a girlfriend. Go home, Ted."
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"- She likes me? - Yes,"
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"So you see why it would be a very bad idea for you to go up there,"
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"Go home, Ted,"
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"She likes me?"
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"Go home, Ted."
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"You're right, I'll see you at home."
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"Good. He's going home."
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"He is so not going home."
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"I cannot believe you just told him that."
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""Ted, whatever you do,"
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"No. He's not going up there. He has more sense than that."
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"OLDER TED; I did have more sense than that,"
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"- Keep the change. Thanks. - Thanks."
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"But after 2.00 a.m., my good sense was sound asleep,"
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"So, you're doing this? You're going up there?"
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"You want to get out of the way?"
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"I'm not in the way."
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"You know, if you had just called me, I..."
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"(EXHALES)"
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"- Hi! - Hey."
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"I got some vegetables. I got carrots. I got beets."
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"Or we could just drink wine."
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"Wine not. Wow, that's the stupidest thing I ever said."
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"Thanks."
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"Make it a big glass."
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"So, how's it hanging? "How's it hanging?""
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"where nothing at all that monumental happens,"
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"but, by the end of it, you have no idea who you are anymore,"
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"or what the hell you're doing with your life?"
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"Do you ever have one of those days?"
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"About once a week."
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"I don't know. It was just a rough day,"
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"and the only person I wanted to see at the end of it was you."
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"So, how was the big phone call with your girlfriend?"
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"OLDER TED; When the clock strikes two, just go to sleep,"
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"We broke up."
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"What?"
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"Yeah. Yeah. She finally called."
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"We talked for a while. How hard long distance is,"
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"and then she dumped me."
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"Ted, I'm so sorry."
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"That's just terrible."
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"I feel awful."
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"You're smiling."
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"Am I? No, I'm not."
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"Well, I'm a news anchor."
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"Smiling is a part of the job."
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"Thousands died in a tragic avalanche today."
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"You're smiling, too."
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"I have no idea what that's all about."
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