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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S01E01)

"(SINGING)"
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"How much does Korean Elvis rock?"
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"He rocks infinity."
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"What? No. It's 2:30."
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"And nothing good ever happens after 2:00 a.m."
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"You know, I have found in my travels"
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"that all the best things in life happen after 2:00 a.m."
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"When I look back at the best stories of my life,"
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"the Liberty Bell incident, the little scrape I got in at the Russian embassy,"
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"- the almost four-way. - You never had a four-way."
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"- I said "almost"! - Well, all right."
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"Because after 2:00 a.m. Is when things get, audience, say it with me, legendary!"
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"- We gotta go. - What's that? "Interesting theory, Barney,"
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""but I'll need some proof." Okay."
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"Korean Elvis. How would you like to have a drink with me and my friends?"
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"Rock 'n' roll."
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"Same as yours. Look."
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"Oh, yeah, do you like it?"
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"Yeah. Yeah."
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"This is some solid small talk."
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"I had that other phone, and it was good,"
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"wanted this phone instead."
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"This phone"
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"feels right."
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"(PHONE RINGING)"
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"Oh, wow. Weird."
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"Yeah, I should probably take this."
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"I'll be here."
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"- Hello? - Ted. This is your main man K.E."
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"I want you to shake your tail feather down here ASAP. You dig?"
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"Okay. Sorry about that."
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"Who... Was that Korean Elvis?"
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"I'll explain later. Hey, we're heading down to MacLaren's."
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"Actually, I'm at Robin's."
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"I just lied and told her I broke up with Victoria."
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"Ted, I don't want to swear in front of Korean Elvis,"
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"but what the bleep are you doing, dude?"
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"I've made up my mind, I'm gonna end it with Victoria."
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"- Gonna? - Yes. First thing tomorrow."
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"Okay, but as of right now,"
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"at 2:45 a.m. You still have a girlfriend."
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"Ted, I love you. I love Robin."
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"But if you do this right now,"
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"your entire future with her will be built on a crime!"
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"Just go home, Ted, Don't do this the wrong way!"
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"I hate how you're always right."
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"Okay."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"I should probably get going. It's pretty late."
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"- Can I call you tomorrow? - Totally."
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"- Totally. Call me tomorrow. - Okay."
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"- Good night, Robin. - Good night, Ted."
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"Oh, my God! We're making out."
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"- Right! - This is crazy."
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"Right! Right!"
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"Yeah."
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"I just, I have to run to the bathroom. Real quick."
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"Okay."
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"(EXCLAIMS)"
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"Stop doing that!"
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"What are you doing?"
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"I'm calling you."
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"We're breaking up. I'm doing this right now."
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"I'm coming out of this bathroom a single man."
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"Okay."
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"Say, Ted, how long do you think that conversation's gonna be?"
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"Length of an average pee? No."
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"Robin's out there. She's gonna think you're in here taking a massive..."
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"What do you want from me? People break up. It happens."
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"Not like this."
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"Not from the bathroom of the girl that you're about to sleep with."
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"It's not ideal."
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"OLDER TED; Meanwhile, back at the bar,"
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"Barney was still trying to prove that good things can happen after 2.00 a.m."
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"How many women can say they've been personally serenaded by Korean Elvis?"
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"Barney, you tried. I think that's great. But we're going."
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"- No. No, come on! - Yes!"
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"Dude. We haven't hit legendary yet. We're only at the "le.""
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"We still got the "gen," the "da," the "ry.""
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"Okay, if we're at the "le,""
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"then I say we follow it up with a "t's go home.""
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"Oh, wow! You just got burned. Phonics style!"
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"No, no, no, no. Baby, baby, baby, don't go."
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"- Just one dance, huh? - Okay, seriously."
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"Hey, I know what you like."
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"OLDER TED; And so, Barney was right,"
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"The night was legendary,"
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"Hey, you guys remember that time that Lily kicked Korean Elvis in the nards?"
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"You're right."
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"I owe you a real breakup call."
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"I'll call you tomorrow."
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"Good. So, you're gonna go home?"
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"Why should I have to go home?"
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"You know, there's every chance Robin's the woman I'm gonna marry."
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"- Ted. - It could happen!"
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"And so, really, what's it gonna matter in 50 years if I jump the gun by one night?"
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"Look, I know this is a moral gray area, but"
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"it's Robin."
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"I am. I'm exhausted from pretending I'm not in love with her."
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"I think that makes this okay."
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"Oh, please. You just want to get laid!"
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"Yes, I do. You got me."
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"That is exactly what I want right now. And so what?"
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"I want this. She wants this."
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"It's happening. And if you have a problem with it, don't be in Germany!"
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"It's been nice pretending to talk to you."
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"Thanks for not calling me and good night."
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"That's not your phone."
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"This isn't my phone."
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"Okay. Bye."
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"I thought it was mine, so I answered it."
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"- Was it... - It was your girlfriend."
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"And there you have it, kids,"
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"The stupidest thing I've ever done,"
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"In one night, I managed to hurt two people I cared about,"
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"And none of it would've happened if I had just listened to my mom,"
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"So, I guess if there's a lesson to be learned here, it's this,"
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"when it's after 2.00 a.m.,"
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"just go to sleep,"
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"Hey. Did she call?"
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