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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Brett Is Dead (S03E03)

"♪ You're so freakin' special ♪"
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"♪ But I'm a creep ♪"
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"♪ What the hell am I doing here? ♪"
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"D-Did Brett like Radiohead?"
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"♪ Here ♪"
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"We do not know he's dead!"
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"- Glenn. - They did not find a body."
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"They found a foot."
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"All we know is that Brett was in the parking lot"
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"collecting carts when the tornado hit."
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"And that no one has seen or heard from him since."
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"Brett wasn't killed by that tornado."
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"Thank you, Dina."
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"from your lungs and then they fill up with blood,"
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"so, technically, he probably drowned on his own blood."
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"Apparently someone was clocking in for him."
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"that clock-in buddies is a bad idea."
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"At any rate, we hereby dedicate this bench to Brett,"
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"and argue with his wife for hours."
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"Because he's probably still alive,"
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"basking on some beach in the Mediterranean."
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"Could've been impaled by a curtain rod."
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"several people on the same rod."
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"Hopefully, for his sake, he was on one of the ends."
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"Okay, Sandra, how about another song?"
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"but I-I did learn a new chord."
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"Yep, there was way more fanfare"
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"Sorry I missed that."
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"I ever knew who died."
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"a major accident."
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"You know, Brett was like a father to me, so..."
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"You know, a book of Matthew says,"
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"in the women's room again."
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"Tell that to Brett. Oh, wait, you can't."
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"I get that it's weird for a dude to say this,"
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"but I'm gonna miss Brett's laugh."
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"Me too, me too. Hey, man, uh, let me ask you something."
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"Well, Dina's her own thing."
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"and I'm not totally sure any of them were hers."
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"Okay. I mean, not normal Dina-weirdness, like,"
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"Oh! See?"
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"Yes, but, well, we are apologizing."
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"We could only find ten."
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"Oh, yeah, so you were here, then,"
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"The Wizard, we used to call him."
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"Beffa's? Never heard of it."
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"I once saw Al Wiman having a roast beef sandwich there."
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"- Um, Myrtle, when... - Back then,"
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"You can't even call someone a [bleep]"
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"I once had a sister-in-law who really was [bleep],"
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"- Mm-hmm. - Yeah."
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"Uh-huh. That is... what we said."
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"Well..."
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"We obviously have... so many of those."
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"Just a heads-up, we're gonna need to do"
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"I still need sun lamps, mylar blankets..."
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"- As a friend. - You wanna be a friend?"
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"Go freeze a couple hundred pounds of chard."
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"I'm not doing that."
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"Guess we won't have chard."
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"Hey, Sandra, how's it going?"
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"Nothing."
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"Yeah. A-and then you..."
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"Thank you."
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"with his horse named..."
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"- Okay. - At the battle of, uh..."
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"is really affecting you."
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"Is it two or three? I really couldn't say."
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"I'm willing to ignore that because I know you're lashing out."
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"- Ankles. - I have joint inflammation!"
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"Good burn! That was fun."
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"Glenn, I think the tornado really affected her."
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"We're over it."
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"- Thanks, Ames. - I'm sorry."
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"This is not what I had in mind."
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"Workplace tornados are a growing epidemic"
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"of every American to own tornados.""
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"It's good."
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"Oh, and that worked out great for you, didn't it?"
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"dealing with something, okay?"
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"Well, if it was, you'd lose."
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"I have something."
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"You're saying nothing traumatic"
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"I don't have time to whine about my issues,"
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"And then his car got swallowed up by the tornado?"
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"Hanging out with his best friends."
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"Oh. I thought you had a spider on your shoulder."
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"Okay. First of all, I don't need a best friend."
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"Understood."
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"Wow."
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"I'm not leaving."
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"Oh, God."
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"Oh, it's just getting sad at this point."
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"Oh, I'm so sad that I don't get a spot"
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"I couldn't sleep or eat,"
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"I'm Team Tanya all the way, you know?"
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"all the kids called me "Bagel Boobs.""
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"I know. With Adam gone,"
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"It's about to get really bad."
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"♪ I wish I was special ♪"
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"♪ I'm a weirdo ♪"
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"We're gathered here today to honor our dear friend"
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"and co-worker Brett Kobashigawa."
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"He died doing what he loved most... collecting carts."
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"Maybe it's somebody else's foot."
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"- And the foot... - Stop with the foot."
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"- We have addressed the foot. - I agree with Glenn."
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"What usually happens is all the air is sucked"
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"Why didn't we know about Brett's death sooner?"
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"Guys, this is one of the reasons"
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"Also, it could've been blunt force trauma."
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"could blow your chest plate wide open."
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"where he used to sit on his flip phone"
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"but if anybody still hasn't chipped in for the plaque,"
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"it's $6.83 each, so..."
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"Just, you know, get it to me when you can."
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"His body isn't even cold yet, Jonah."
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"Yeah, just waiting for his foot stump to heal."
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"I mean, for all we know, he could be one of"
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"Oh. Okay, uh, it's not a song,"
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