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Clips from Chappelle's Show - Episode #2.13 (S02E02)

"and precision guided bombs, centering on Baghdad."
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"(announcer) Good evening."
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"Tonight, President George Bush"
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"off the California coast."
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"It will be the sight of what is essentially"
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"his victory speech in the war against Iraq."
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"(clears throat)"
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"What did I say?"
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"I'm not gloatin', but what did I say?"
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"Did I not say that we would win that shit?"
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"We rocked 'em, 'bamas! We rocked 'em!"
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"Nigga, you see me come in on that plane?"
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"Shhhh...!"
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"Da da da da da da da da dah!"
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"protested the American presence here."
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"Mr. President, when do you think"
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"they'll hold general elections in Iraq?"
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"Damn, I knew I shouldn't have called on this nigga!"
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"I should not have called on you"
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"because you're always trying distract motherfuckers"
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"with things like the war and skirt all the real issues."
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"Yes... nasty! Imagine that?"
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"wrestlin' them,"
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"gently strokin' those nipples"
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"until they get just so stiff and erect!"
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"Blowin' on 'em."
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"I like you. I like you too, dog."
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"It's crazy!"
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"What about your..."
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"that shit is gross!"
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"Mr. President, sir, how do you explain"
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"the continual upheaval in Iraq"
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"even after the capture of Saddam Hussein?"
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"Why are you doing this, man?"
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"I thought you was my black brother."
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"Why you asking me questions like that?"
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"Here's what I feel about Iraq."
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"I feel like you guys keep trying to distract people with Iraq"
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"when I'm focusing on other things, namely the moon."
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"Yes, I said it, the moon."
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"Can't be distracted."
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""What's going on with the war?"
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"What's wrong with the economy?""
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"Stop worrying about that... I got that shit under control!"
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"Let's focus on space, nigga."
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"'Cause I ain't stoppin' at the moon."
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"Write this down: M-A-R-S, Mars, bitches."
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"That's where we are going."
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"Mars, red rocks!"
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"Yeah, yeah!"
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"with more Chappelle show."
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"Turn on your TV."
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"What you goin' to see?"
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"Ladies and gentleman,"
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"make noise for Outkast's own Big Boi!"
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"Give me a back, Roy."
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"beginning to feel like Ms. Jackson done got cloned"
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"and I'm livin' it through this song"
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"as I slept out on the sofa in the boom boom room"
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"I throw the covers back and peep out through the draperies"
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"my daughter, my baby, my baby mama all escaping me"
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"like a candle in the wind she was my friend"
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"like Princess Di before she died"
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"but in the end you pay attention to the pluses"
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"throw your neck out throw your back out"
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"throw your neck out"
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"my neck and my back"
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"this is dedicated... to that special lady"
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"that I'm paying $3,000 a month for that baby"
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"you know what your name is"
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"Throw a party? Not hardly"
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"that P-U-S-S I say uss"
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"smashed, pushed to the limit smash and turned it timid"
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"and everyone was suffering the house was feeling wicked"
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"the cat got old the dog got old"
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"the food got cold"
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"both of our tempers were on swole'"
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"for the most part you fuss, fight, fart"
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"and now take it from the start"
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"of two stubborn minds grown folks blind to the sign"
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"throw your neck out"
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"come on throw your neck out, yeah"
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"throw your back out throw your neck out"
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"throw your back out throw your back out"
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"K.O. knocked out by technicality"
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"the love has kissed the canvas"
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"now the whole family gets mad at me"
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"my daughter don't want me at her PTA meetings"
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"and then my son he can't talk"
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"because he saw me and you argue"
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"a positive pattern keep life on track"
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"tapes and cds"
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"baby please, you make me want to scream"
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"you're on my team starting first string"
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"so why are we arguing?"
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"so why are we arguing?"
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"Throw your fuckin' neck out"
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"(applause)"
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"I'd like to thank my guest, Big Boi of Outkast."
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"for being here."
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"And everyone at home for supporting the show."
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"I'm rich bee-yotch!"
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"(honk honk)"
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"Hi, thank you!"
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"Who do you know in Iraq?"
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"The war is over! The war is over!"
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"Bree-bye-bye!"
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"You know who this is?"
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"Antwone Fisher... he's still here."
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"He's still standing, he's still strong!"
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"Just like America!"
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"Some brave teachers, big up to you teachers."
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"There's a milkman in the house, what's poppin'?"
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"Rocksteady Crew's in the house."
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"Crazy legs, what's up, my nigga?"
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"with the cascading water."
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"To go to."
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"Okay, bye bye!"
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"Hey everybody, welcome back."
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"Two women touchin' on each other's tittie balls,"
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