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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Rich Little (S02E02)

"There seems to be a pig in my dressing room."
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"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world,"
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"I had to walk into this infested hole."
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"Oh, I'll be ready, Scooter, little buddy."
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"Boy, Rich Little does impressions of everybody."
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"[drumroll]"
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"[applause]"
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"For tonight, we tried to book every internationally-known superstar"
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"Yeah, baby-sitting problems and stuff like that, I guess."
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"Hey, very sensitive, Crazy Harry."
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"How about a talking frog?"
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"Well, look, I advertised for dancing chickens in the paper."
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"- Yeah. - Thank you."
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"Sure, send the chickens to the prop room."
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"Ad in the paper!"
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"Chickens can't read."
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"Frogs, yes, but chickens, never. [gasps]"
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"I'd like to start off this evening by doing my impression"
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"with the snappy jokes! Aaahhh."
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"[laughing] Hey, that's terrific, just great!"
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"- [laughing] - Very good!"
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"[as Miss Piggy] Hello, Kermie."
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"[laughing] Hey, it's terrific."
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"[as Miss Piggy] Hey, watch what you do to my frog, Bacon-hips."
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"[crashing]"
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"And what a finish, right into the orchestra pit."
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"[clucks]"
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"All right, we're auditioning here"
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"for a new dancing chicken act."
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"So naturally, I want to see you hoof. Hit it, Rowlf."
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"[playing piano]"
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"Nice legs, though."
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"[soft music plays]"
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"Tell me if I'm holding you too tight."
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"Oh, look at that. You should call him a doctor."
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"OK. You're a doctor."
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"Will you stop trying to cut in? Hiyah!"
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"[grunting]"
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"[♪ Glow Worm ]"
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"[belching]"
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"Two, would you answer as Cary Grant?"
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"Listen. Now, listen, we weren't gonna ask him to perform."
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"You mean like your Cary Grant?"
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"Oh, that'll be fine."
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"[as Groucho Marx] That's the nastiest thing I've heard."
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"Put your teeth in backwards and bite yourself to death."
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"[as Vincent Price] Oh, I just adore the Muppets."
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"the continuing story of a quack who's gone to the dogs."
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"are you ready for the next bear?"
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"Why, Nurse Piggy, I couldn't have a beer now. I'm about to operate."
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"Yes, it is a little weird."
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"Tune in next time when you will hear him say..."
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"Where are you gonna put my chicken act in the show?"
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"One of his seals is sick."
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"Does this mean I can go on?"
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"[gasps]"
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"[♪ Singin' in the Rain ]"
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"Thank you. I've been backstage listening,"
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"Rich Little! Oh, Rich Little!"
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"Forty-five seconds to curtain, Mr. Little."
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"[Little blabbering]"
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"Godfrey Daniels! Send for a shepherd."
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"Gee, that was W.C. Fields. Where's Rich Little?"
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"Ah, here's looking at... at you, kid."
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"Wow, Humphrey Bogart. But where's Rich Little?"
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"It's The Muppet Show"
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"with our very special guest star, Mr. Rich Little."
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"[applause]"
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"♪ It's time to play the music It's time to light the light ♪"
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"♪ It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight ♪"
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"♪ It's time to put on makeup It's time to dress up right ♪"
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"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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"- I've seen enough. Let's leave. - Mmm."
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"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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"♪ On the most sensational, inspirational celebrational, Muppetational ♪"
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"♪ This is what we call The Muppet Show! ♪"
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"OK, greetings, greetings, sayeth the frog"
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"and welcome to another half hour of whatever this is."
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"to appear on our stage at the same time!"
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"Uh, they couldn't make it."
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"Actually, we did get one star, and he's enough"
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"because he can become all of the other ones."
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"Naturally, I'm referring to the master impressionist, Mr. Rich Little."
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"[explosion]"
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"[explosion]"
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"[explosion]"
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"[explosion]"
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"[explosions]"
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"Oh, what'd I miss?"
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"Oh, nothing, they just bombed again."
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"You certainly have a way with a lyric."
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"Hey, Kermit, Kermit. Have you seen any chickens around here today?"
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"Gonzo, why would there be any chickens around here?"
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"It's gonna be sensational!"
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"A dancing chicken act? Gonzo, I've never heard of anything as ridiculous"
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"as a dancing chicken."
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"Be wise, Gonzo."
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"So the minute they show up, just send them back to the prop room, OK?"
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"Uh, yeah, well, the... the prop room is down there."
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"It's the second door on your left, sir... or madam."
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"OK, it's guest star time on the old Muppet Show."
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"So here he is, the only man I know"
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"who can be anyone he feels like, Mr. Rich Little!"
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"- [fanfare plays] - [applause]"
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"Thank you, thank you. It's great to be here."
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"of truly one of the great comedians of our time."
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"[as Fozzie] Aaahhh. Hiya, hiya, hiya!"
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"It's great to see you happy folks 'cause I'm the bear"
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"Yeah, the voice is perfect."
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"And the jokes are perfectly awful!"
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"They're up there pretending to be alive! Aaahhh!"
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"Yeah, but watch it, Rich,"
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"you'll blow the impression by being funny."
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"[as Statler] You mean you're not impressed with these impressions?"
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"Was that you or him?"
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"I couldn't tell. This guy's good!"
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"[as Fozzie] But let me tell you, folks, a funny thing happened"
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"on the way to the theater."
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"I'm coming through a crowd at the stage door when suddenly..."
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"[stuttering] Don't tell me, I know."
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