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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Rally (S09E09)

"- They crisp it up real nice here, don't they? - Mm-hm."
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"Ted, you've been going at it real hard..."
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"...why don't you take a breather and I'll drive us home?"
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"[SNARLS]"
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"- Well, congratulations. Here's your grease. TED: Mm."
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"- No. I don't want to lose a finger. TED: Mm. Mm."
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"- Here. - All right, Ted, let's go."
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"No. No."
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"I finally found the one, Marshall. Her name is Bacon."
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"You know, this would go great on one of my mom's LT sandwiches."
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"- Okay, buddy, you gotta take it easy. - Never!"
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"I've got a lifetime without bacon to make up for."
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"I will keep eating and eating and eating... Oh, God, help me, I'm going down."
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"TED: And that's the first and last time I ever ate bacon."
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"He's not waking up. I'm out of ideas. We've tried everything."
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"Not everything."
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"Lily Aldrin, let's make out."
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"[GASPS]"
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"- Are you sure? - Yeah, baby. I'm sure."
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"Um..."
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"Okay, well, you know what? I mean..."
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"...it probably won't even work. It's stupid, I'm stupid."
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"Shh, shh, shh."
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"You're beautiful."
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"[BARNEY GASPS]"
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"More, more, more."
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"- Nothing special. - Hydration, patience."
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"Quick, before he passes out again. Barney..."
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"...what's the secret ingredient in Stinson's Hangover Fixer Elixir?"
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"Come on, stay with us."
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"I ate too much bacon."
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"...is a lie. That's the secret."
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"- Why would you lie about that? - Just to mess with us?"
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"Like that jerk in high school who brings fake mushrooms..."
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"...to see who's gullible enough to trip? - Damn you, OIlie Gunderson."
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"I knew those shrooms tasted like Sea-Monkeys."
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"- How do you know what they taste like? - My older brothers are not..."
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"...the best people. - Why did you lie?"
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"I love you guys."
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"Wait, think. The first time Barney gave us that drink..."
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"Remember? Marshall thought he botched the bar exam..."
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"I should just go back to being a manager at Structure."
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"That "10 percent off all vests" sale? That was my idea."
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"As was cutting the arms off the shirts that weren't selling. That's where I belong."
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"No, Marshall, you're gonna be a lawyer."
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"- Ugh. No, I can't do it. - Yes, you can."
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"Your first day back, live on the air, is gonna be legen... Wait for it."
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"...is gonna be legendary."
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"No, it's not."
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"Nothing's ever gonna be legendary again, I'm never gonna recover from this."
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"- It's just a hangover, Ted. - Not that."
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"I got left at the altar, Barney."
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"There's no coming back from that."
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"Drink this. You're gonna be okay."
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"Barney made up the Stinson's Hangover Fixer Elixir so we would all..."
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"...believe that we could rally. Even though it's fake, it worked."
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"- Like Dumbo's feather. - Dum-bro's feather."
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"- A placebo. - Place-bro."
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"He lied so we'd be okay."
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"Barney does love us."
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"- But the wedding photos are in 20 minutes. - My dad's gonna be so pissed."
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"Yep, Barney's a dead man."
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"Barney, you were always a bit..."
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"...chatty and blond for my taste. You're like a woman."
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"But this new side of you..."
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"...quiet, steady, I like it."
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"You've earned my respect today, son."
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"- I request the highest of fives. - Oh, no."
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"Stay cool, we got this."
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"You did Weekend at Barney's and it worked."
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"God, today's gonna be all downhill from here."
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"- That's what the bride wants to hear. - Ha, ha. No, that's not what I meant."
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"I just mean Weekend at Barney's is way more amazing..."
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"I can't wait to see the photos."
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"Well, he bought it."
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"We lied out of love. Look how happy he is."
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"He has no idea we had to cancel the photos..."
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"...and my dad came up and kicked Barney in the crotch."
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"He still loves me."
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"Hey, do anyone else's balls hurt?"
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"And some good came out of this, seeing you like that..."
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"...we all vowed never to get that drunk again."
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"- Never again. ALL: Never again."
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"... even the best of us go a little too wild sometimes."
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"And in those moments, we all need someone who loves us to help us rally."
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"[GRUNTS]"
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"[SIGHS]"
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"- [WHISPERS] Happy New Year. - Okay, that was way too loud."
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"You're practically screaming."
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"[IN NORMAL VOICE] What you need is Stinson's Hangover Fixer Elixir."
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"TED: Even if that means lying once in a while."
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"- Does it work? - Totally works."
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"[GAGS]"
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"- I love you so much. - I love you too."
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"BOTH: Mommy! - Hey, look who it is! Get her!"
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"[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]"
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"Heh. I can't believe we kissed today. Weird. Heh."
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"I feel kind of bad that Ted and Marshall missed it."
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"Hey, we should kiss one more time in front of them..."
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"...just to, like, blow their minds, right?"
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"- No, I don't think so. - Exactly. Totally. Ha, ha."
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""Ha, ha, guys, you don't get to see this kiss either." Ha-ha-ha."
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"So where should we go?"
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"Closet? Patio? Ooh, I think the sauna's open."
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"Well, actually..."
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"...to be honest, it felt kind of weird to me."
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"We could kiss, we could not kiss."
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"We could kiss, doesn't matter to me."
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"It's stupid. I'm stupid."
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"Okay, here. Watch."
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"Ted, I've been trying to tell you for years, your bacon allergy is a lie..."
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"No, I'm just allergic to a lot of stuff."
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"Come here. Yeah, I know, I know."
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"Stinson's Hangover Fixer Elixir..."
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"... so he freaked out and got wasted?"
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"Now I'm gonna miss the last day of the bar. I'll never be a lawyer."
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"[GRUNTS]"
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"[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]"
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"It's normal. It's totally normal."
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"... for Judge Marshall Eriksen."
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