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Clips from Three's Company - Jack's Navy Pal (S02E02)

"[ Phone Ringing ]"
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"Will you get that, Helen? I'm working on my books."
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"Well, I'm working on my face."
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"[ Ring ]"
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"I'll get it."
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"Your job is tougher than mine."
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"[ Ringing ]"
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"Hello."
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"Oh, hi, Jack. I'm fine."
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"She's fine."
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"We're both fine. The building is fine."
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"Everything's fine. Now what can I do for you?"
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"You wanna what? Oh, hang on."
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"He wants to invite us to dinner tonight."
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"Oh, isn't that sweet? Tell him we'll be delighted."
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"Mrs. Roper will be delighted."
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"Me? Depends on what you're serving."
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"Oh, Stanley, when people invite you to dinner,"
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"you don't say things like that to them."
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"We'll be there."
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"He wants us there by 7:00."
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"Lamb chops, mashed potatoes and peas, salad and hot cocoa."
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"I don't like it."
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"But those are your favorite dishes."
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"That's just what I mean. I smell a rat, Helen."
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"Oh, Stanley, you're always so suspicious."
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"They just want your company. That's all."
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"Why would people want my company?"
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"I've been asking myself that for years."
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"The rent. What?"
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"They know I'm thinking of raising their rent."
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"You are? Why?"
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"Well, everything's gone up. Electricity's gone up."
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"Water's gone up. Gas has gone up."
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"Don't forget, there's an energy shortage."
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"How can I forget? You remind me every night."
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"Anyway, I'm raising their rent $75."
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"Seventy-fi... Oh, Stanley."
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"Those few little things couldn't come to $75 a month."
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"What about my services? Isn't that worth something?"
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"I mean, can you name anybody in this"
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"building who can't get me when they need me?"
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"How's that? Oh, it's perfect."
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"by myself. Why?"
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"Some creep wanted to carry this stuff home for me."
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"Well, what's wrong with that? He meant his home."
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"[ Phone Ringing ] I'll get it."
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"Hey, babe, you okay? Oh, yeah, I'm okay."
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"Oh, good. You had me worried."
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"I mean, any guy who would steal a bag of groceries,"
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"there's no telling what he might do."
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"Did you get it all? Yeah, yeah, I got everything that was on the list."
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"Oh, and I had 89¢ left over,"
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"89¢?"
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"Yeah. Well, it was the cheapest wine I could find."
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"You could have shopped around."
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"You're in the Regal Beagle?"
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"Do you wanna talk to Jack?"
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"Who was that? It was a friend of yours."
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"Wanted to know if you were in the navy. What'd you tell him?"
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"I said no, you were in the kitchen."
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"I'll bet he is still trying to figure that one out."
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"No, it's a joke. He got it right away."
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"All right, Chrissy. What else did he say?"
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"He said that he knew a Jack Tripper in the navy, who was from San Diego."
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"And he figured it must be you, so he wanted to drop in and say hello."
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"Did he give his name? Yeah, Jim Walsh."
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"Oh! Jim... Jim Walsh?"
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"- He's a friend of Jack's from the navy. - Jim Walsh never had a friend."
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"Nobody liked him. That was one thing we could all agree on."
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"This guy is a maniac. Chrissy, look, if he calls again..."
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"- He's not gonna call again. - Oh, good."
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"He's coming over. Yaah!"
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"He's coming here tonight? Yeah, well, he's at the Regal Beagle."
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"Oh, this is super. You know, it's the one night..."
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"we're trying to get on Roper's good side, along comes Jim Walsh."
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"- He'll ruin everything. - Jack, maybe it's not so bad."
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"- Maybe he's changed. - Not Jim Walsh."
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"That's the meanest person I ever met."
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"One time, this guy next to him sat on his hat by accident."
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"Jim Walsh hauled off and broke his jaw. [ Janet Gasp ]"
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"And when the guy's friends tried to help, Jim Walsh beat them up too."
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"- Couldn't anybody stop him? - Well, finally."
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"But it took two priests and an altar boy to drag him out of the church."
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"- I don't believe you. - It's true."
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"- The last time we met we had a fight. - You did? Why?"
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"- It was something I said. - What'd you say?"
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"I think it was, "Hello." They had to call the shore patrol to break it up."
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"He put me in sick bay for a week."
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"Uh, well, maybe he just wants to call and talk over old times."
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"Or maybe he wants to finish the fight. Whatever he wants, I'll be ready for him."
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"Jack, I think you should take off your apron. What?"
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"Huh? Take off the apron!"
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"I was going to. Just put it in there. Okay."
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"Oh, Jack! Put it in..."
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"Yeah, be calm, everybody. [ Knocking Continues ]"
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"Jack Tripper, please."
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"Jim Walsh?"
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"J-Jack?"
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"I-Is that you?"
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"Jim. Jim Walsh?"
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"- Jack? - Oh, Jim."
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"I'm... I had no idea that..."
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"Is that you, Jack? Yeah, that's you."
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"Oh, Jack!"
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"Oh, Jack! Oh, Jack! Are you all right?"
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"I think so. Luckily my head broke the fall."
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"He fell? I knocked him down?"
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"- Yes, you did! - Is he hurt?"
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"Any pain? Anything broken?"
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"Is there, Jack? Jack. Oh, Jack!"
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"Ow! Aah!"
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"- You hurt him! - Well, he never could take a punch."
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"No, not a sneaky punch like that one."
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"Yeah, he never even saw it coming."
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"Well, that makes us even. I never saw it going."
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"That's not funny!"
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"Come on, Jack honey. We'll help you get to the couch."
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"Be gentle. Okay, up, up."
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"Whoa! No!"
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