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Clips from Three's Company - Jack's Navy Pal (S02E02)

"It certainly is."
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"That's so true."
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"Oh, that's good thinking. Okay, right here... couples."
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"Now dip."
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"Oh, we'll be all right, as soon as Jack remembers what to do next."
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"[ Sighs ] Well, don't you two have any ideas?"
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"What are they serving?"
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"Oh, Roper's gotta be impressed."
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"Jack, this is absolutely the last time I'm gonna run out to that market for you..."
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"so I got a nice bottle of wine for Mr. Roper."
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"Well, you're just around the corner from here."
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"Oh, okay, great. All right. Bye-bye."
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"- He said you'd remember him. - Who's Jim Walsh?"
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"[ Knocking ] Uh, he must be here."
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"Okay. Just as soon as he evens the score."
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"Now, go on. Give it your best shot."
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"Now we're shaking hands."
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"Oh, oh, Mr. Roper has one hand on his hip,"
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"- I'll still be here, Jack. - Uh, say, Jim."
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"Oh, it's okay. I'm gonna get it back. Doctors say this is only temporary."
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"some nice wine? Oh, my favorite wine."
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"Let me do that!"
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"to get Stanley out of his pants."
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"[ Clattering Continues ]"
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"Oh, Jack, hit him!"
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"- Yeah. - Don't worry about the rent."
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"Eww! Aah!"
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"♪ Come and knock on our door ♪ ♪ Come and knock on our door ♪"
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"♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪ ♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪"
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"♪ Where the kisses are hers and hers and his ♪"
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"♪ Three's company too ♪"
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"- ♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪ - ♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪"
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"♪ Take a step that is new ♪ ♪ Take a step that is new ♪"
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"♪ We've a lovable space that needs your face ♪"
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"♪ Three's company too ♪"
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"♪ You'll see that life is a ball again ♪"
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"♪ Laughter is calling for you ♪"
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"♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪ ♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪"
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"♪ Three is company too ♪"
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"♪ Down at our rendezvous Three is company too ♪♪"
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"♪♪ [ Humming: "Charleston" ]"
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"♪♪ [ Humming: "Charleston" ]"
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"♪♪ [ Continues Humming ]"
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"♪♪ [ Chrissy Joins In ]"
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"Uh, Chrissy? This is fun!"
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"Am I doing it right? You sure are."
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"I didn't know you could do the Charleston. Is that what I'm doing?"
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"Yeah. How'd you pick it up so fast?"
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"I don't know. I just started moving and everything falls into place."
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"But it doesn't come that easy for me. I have to go buy the book here."
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""Charleston in 10 Easy Lessons.""
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"Yeah, I'm learning it from Madeline Wentworth."
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"She's taking me to a Roaring Twenties party this Saturday."
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"Twenty-three skiddoo. Boop."
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"Boo-boop-bee-doo."
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"Hey, well, maybe I can help you learn it."
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"Yeah, you wanna? Yeah."
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"Yeah, uh, put your hand on my shoulder."
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"Uh, which one? Um, this one."
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"Okay. And then I take your other hand."
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"Okay. And then I hold you very close."
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"Okay."
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"Very close. Our cheeks should be touching."
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"Our bodies should be as one."
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"Am I helping?"
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"You're not hurting."
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"Okay, now what do we do? Now, uh..."
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"We dance. You go back with this foot on three, okay?"
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"Okay. One, two, three."
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"♪♪ [ Together: "Charleston" ]"
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"Okay, now what do we do?"
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"I could think of a lot of things. Well, what are they?"
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"They're all the same things. Jack!"
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"Hey, guys, guys, there's gonna be trouble. Big trouble."
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"What's the problem, Janet?"
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"Well, I just talked to Maxine Devlin. Big trouble, Jack."
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"Trouble's not with you, it's with Roper."
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"He made a pass at her? That dirty old man, I knew he was..."
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"Jack, this is important. Yeah, Jack. Stop interrupting."
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"Go ahead, Janet. Well, Maxine said that Roper..."
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"Who's Maxine? She's a tenant in 301."
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"301? You know, the redhead with the beautiful soft skin?"
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"I thought you said you never touched her."
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"Well, I... Only around the elbow."
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"I took her arm once to help her across the street."
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"Yeah. Does anybody wanna hear this?"
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"Yeah, but you keep stopping."
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"Maxine said that Roper came upstairs this morning..."
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"and raised her rent $75 a month."
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"Seventy-five dollars? Oh, poor Maxine."
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"If he raised her rent, he'll raise ours."
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"A raise? I-I can hardly afford what I'm paying now."
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"I know. I know I can't make it."
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"Me neither. I'm stretching it as far as I can right now."
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"We're all stretching a bit. Not as well as Chrissy, but, you know..."
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"What are we gonna do?"
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"We'll fight him. We'll take him to court."
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"Yeah. Yeah. No, no, that will never work."
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"I mean, legally he can raise the rent if he wants to."
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"[ Sighs ] Well, what about Mrs. Roper? She's on our side."
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"Maybe she can talk him out of doing it."
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"Uh-uh. Not when it comes to money."
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"Do I have to do all the thinking around here?"
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"We can't let that happen."
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"I got it. [ Both ] What?"
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"All right. What does Roper really want?"
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"- A raise in the rent. - No."
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"He doesn't? Well, then we don't have anything to worry about."
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"No, look. Chrissy, look. I know this guy."
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"What he really wants is people to respect him. You know?"
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"People to admire him. People to pay attention to him."
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"He wants people to love him."
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"And we're gonna see that he gets that."
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"We can't afford to hire all those people."
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"Chrissy, honey, I think the people Jack's talking about are us."
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"Right. Now, we start off by inviting him up here to dinner, see."
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"We'll invite him up here. When he gets here, we'll... we'll butter him up,"
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"flatter him and treat him like he's one of the family."
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"He's right! A member of your own family can't raise the rent."
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"It'd be like, um, incest."
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