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Clips from Saved by the Bell - Beauty and the Screech (S01E01)

"I buried his head in the sandbox."
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"Mrs. Gurskey had to call the fire department."
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"Kelly has no right to steal the one guy I love to reject."
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"- It's him! - Screech can we sit with you?"
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"You know, I don't get it."
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"If she wore a pizza on her head and called it a hat,"
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"there'd be a run on pepperoni."
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"Got a date for the prom yet?"
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"Well, I've been asked by the captains of the football team,"
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"the basketball team, the debating team, and the class hunk --"
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"nothing to get excited about."
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"Yeah, I know what you mean. All the good nerds are taken."
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"Hello."
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"- Hey, me first. - Hey, out of my way."
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"Did your mother ever teach you manners?"
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"Hey, come on, come on."
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"Way to go, spazzola."
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"Walk much as a kid?"
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"Oh! Oh."
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"The Bayside stud-muffins are here."
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"That's us. Yep, yep, yep."
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"Hey, do you know anybody who can do this?"
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"Maybe later. Kelly's here."
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"- Darn. - Hello, boys."
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"Kelly, you want to come over tonight"
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"and look at my lint collection?"
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"No she can't. She's coming over to look at my ear-wax sculptures."
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"Sorry, boys, I'm not seeing either one of you anymore."
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"Nerds are out."
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"I have a license to love."
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"There's only one way to outfox a nerd."
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"You get a bigger nerd."
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"Are you sure this one is going to work, Preppie?"
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"Trust me, Slater,"
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"he'll break them up."
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"Let's hope he doesn't buy them Tupperware."
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"Cans, sir? What cans?"
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"Move it."
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"- What is? - Um, nothing sir."
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"need I remind you that anything that goes on in my school,"
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"concerning my students is principal territory?"
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"He does have a right to know."
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"It's not like they're getting married or anything."
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"You didn't hear it from us, sir."
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"Excuse us, Mr. Belding,"
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"but we've got to tie those to the back"
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"of the honeymoon 10-speed."
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"Look, I understand how kids your age"
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"You see the road I'm following here, son?"
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"No, I think you lost me at the on-ramp, sir."
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"I'm talking about you and Kelly."
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"Well, sure we do. Friday's the big day."
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"Friday? Do you really think you're ready for something like this?"
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"I'm always ready. I just hope she is."
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"Of course they do. She's been at my house every night."
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"I'm sorry, Mr. Belding."
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"Screech, get a hold of yourself."
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"Yours and Kelly's."
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"Well then, what's all this about Friday being the big day?"
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"Well, it is. In science class."
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"It's the final test we've been cramming for all week."
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"Oh, so all this talk about you and Kelly getting married"
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"So ends another science soirée."
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"Pick up your tests on the way out, please."
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"All right, B+, Preppie."
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"How'd you do?"
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"- I got a C. - Yeah?"
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"Screech, we did it!"
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"No you did it, Kelly. I only helped."
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"That means I get to go to the George Michael concert."
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"No, I'll give you a hint."
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"Someone I know who's the smartest guy in science."
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"Dr. Mertz?"
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"No, silly -- you!"
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"Me? Why would you want to take me to see George Michael?"
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"- I hate him. - You do?"
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"Oh. Well, then where would you like to go celebrate?"
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"How about the International Insect Expo?"
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"I hear this year they're having a petting zoo."
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"I guess we don't have a lot in common, do we?"
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"Guess not."
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"I'm ant farms and allergy pills."
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"Every ice cream cone has its last lick, Kelly,"
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"and this one's ours."
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"We'll always have science."
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"So, Kelly,"
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"looks like you need a date for the concert after all."
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"Why don't you guys go?"
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"I really don't feel up to it."
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"Whoa. You think she'll be all right?"
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"Oh yeah. How long could it take to get over Screech?"
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"Well, looks like we're going to the concert together."
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"Well, these are front row seats."
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"Pick you up at 7:00?"
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"If you get me home by 10:00."
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"Kelly, that's great. Who are you going to take?"
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"the space shuttle wouldn't get past Cleveland."
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"glassy eyes, goofy look."
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"- Sure. - Hi, Kelly."
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"I was just joking, Kevin."
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"Kelly and Screech!"
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"Screech-mania..."
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"Kelly's the most popular girl in school."
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"Scary thought."
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"Hello!"
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"Oh, girls."
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"Yeah, this certainly has nothing to do with Screech and Kelly."
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"Do your parents know?"
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"is just some crazy hoax perpetrated by..."
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"Yeah, it says, "See me after school.""
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"I got an A, I got an A!"
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"She's taking me, aren't you, Kelly?"
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"He's cute, warm and affectionate."
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"Oh, so if fusion is forming a cheerleading pyramid,"
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"Sorry, Slater, I already have dinner plans with "Screechie.""
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"I'm not so sure I understand."
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"I remember the first time Screech proposed to me in kindergarten."
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"- Shh! - Boys..."
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"And they have no objections?"
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"Screech, that was great. You really took charge."
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