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Clips from Saved by the Bell - Beauty and the Screech (S01E01)

"If you want a date, Kelly, take me."
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"- Sounds fair. - Time's up. What's your answer?"
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"- It's a good way to get girls. - Thanks, Dr. Mertz."
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"And now I have the pleasure of passing out"
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"Decent? If NASA scientists got B-'s,"
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"That's up to you, sir. You assign the seats."
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"And for sure, no George Michael concert."
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"Screech, I need to borrow your brain."
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"my tricycle from kindergarten."
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"No, I mean I need you to help Kelly get an A on her science test,"
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"Kelly, your troubles are over."
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"Well, just say, "After I pass the test,"
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"Who are you?"
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"- It's 'cause I programmed him. - That's what he thinks."
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"Beep. It's 9:00 p.m., have you flossed yet?"
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"So give already. Who is it?"
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"Screech."
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"You were in his room?"
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"He did. I'm seeing Screech in a completely different way."
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"Okay, so how many times did my name come up?"
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"is the stuff we went over."
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"Maybe we can review right now?"
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"Let's go to our own table. It'll be a lot quieter."
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"Bye, Kelly."
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"- Sure. - No problem."
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"There's nothing going on between Screech and Kelly."
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"I think we've just entered "The Twilight Zone.""
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"Kelly and Screech? Forget it, Preppie. No sale."
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"Screechie?"
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"Kel-Kel?"
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"Don't look at me."
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"I was just about to ask you the same thing."
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"I got stuck on a little science problem at home."
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"Now, where were we?"
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"If we were to bombard the atom, the particles would split apart."
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"We got out early that day."
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"is all over Bayside like a bad rash."
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"- What do they see in him? - You got me."
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"Hi, girls!"
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"Wow, that is so cool. Can you teach us how to do that?"
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"The name is Bond -- Screech Bond."
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"- Wow. - Tough."
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"if Belding thinks Kelly and Screech are getting married,"
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"The aluminum drive was over last week, boys."
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"Moving, sir."
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"That was supposed to be a secret."
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"But it's not our place to tell."
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"with Screech and Kelly anyway?"
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"might misread a close friendship as something more."
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"I don't think either of you realizes what lies ahead."
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"No, they're rooting us on."
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"Well, I have objections. Screech, you can't elope."
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"Who are you calling a cantaloupe, you melon head?"
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"Teenage marriage is a very serious step."
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"What teenage marriage?"
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"...a couple of detention lifers."
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"That means I'm going to pass the course!"
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"- And guess who I'm taking? - Zack?"
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"- No. - Slater?"
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"I don't think so. Why don't we go play volleyball on the beach?"
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"No, I've had a fear of sand ever since I was in kindergarten."
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"I'll never forget how you helped me."
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"Rebound."
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"- Pick you up around 7:00? - Forget it, Preppie."
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"You're right."
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"I'm not going on a date with you."
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"- Well, then give me your ticket. - No, give me yours."
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"I like school. It's a good way to kill time between weekends."
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"It gives me five days to plan my Saturday night."
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"I did it! I was KBLA's 25th caller."
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"I won two tickets to go see George Michael."
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"Allow me to recommend Zack Morris."
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"And so's a cocker spaniel."
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"Well, I'd love to take both of you, but I need some time to decide."
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"- Zack. - See? She's going with me."
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"Too bad, Slater."
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"I'll let you guys know."
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"Screech, in honor of your 37th consecutive A+,"
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"You get to wear the Mertz Molecule Hat."
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"Don't let it go to your head. "Bzz--bbb!""
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"- I won't, sir. - Good."
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"last week's test results."
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"Slater, here you go."
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"Right."
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"Hey, a B-!"
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"That's decent."
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"Sorry, Zack. Copy from someone smarter next week."
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"Kelly?"
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"Ooh, I'm really sorry."
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"An F?"
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"Did I really deserve an F?"
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"No, but they don't allow us to give M's."
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"My parents are going to kill me."
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"Remember, there's one more test on Friday,"
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"and that counts for half your final grades."
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"I'll be grounded for life."
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"No more cheerleading, no more volleyball."
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"There goes my weekend."
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"No way, Zack. You still haven't returned"
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"so she'll take me to the George Michael concert."
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"I don't have any time, Zack."
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"It's mating season on my ant farm."
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"I'm going to be an uncle."
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"Now look, Kelly is Lisa's friend, right?"
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"And by helping Kelly, you'll be helping Lisa."
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"Ah, Lisa!"
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"I'll never pass Mertz's class. I'm doomed."
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"Kelly, you have to change your attitude."
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"She's right, this is not like you. Will you start thinking positive?"
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"Okay, I'm positive I'm doomed."
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"I will be your Yoda."
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"And I will be your everything."
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"And I will be gone."
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"I could really use your help. I don't know what to say."
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"I'm going to take Zack to the George Michael concert.""
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"Oh, Zack. Okay, so when do we start?"
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"Tonight, but it has to be at my place."
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"I'm not allowed out after "ALF.""
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"Screech? Hello?"
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"Hi. I'm Kevin, Screech's robot."
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