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Clips from New Girl - Secrets (S01E01)

"Real proud of you."
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"What are you doing? Trying to make it confess?"
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"Easy with the knife, Robespierre."
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"I will cut off your weaker fingers, Schmidt, I'll start with your pinky."
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"- You guys are adorable. - We are not adorable, okay?"
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"We're just two people having casual, successful sex."
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"My bad."
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"I can't stand this heat. I'm gonna get out of the kitchen."
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"- Ow. Ow. Ow. - You should really stretch, Jess."
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"You know, Jess thinking that we're a cute couple is..."
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"I don't... It's kind of a turn-off. How do we explain to her that this is just... It's just sex?"
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"Mm-hm."
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"What is that?"
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"That is shoddy worksmanship, is what that is. I'm taking you off prep..."
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"clean the beans. - Taking my knife."
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"Be careful with that knife. It's from Japan."
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"Why?"
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"Why, Cece?"
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"- Why am I sleeping with Schmidt? - Is it a pity thing? Is he sick?"
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"You working for the government? He's holding you against your will."
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"If he is holding you against your will, blink twice."
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"Blink twice."
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"Are you tired of being turned on?"
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"Hm?"
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"You have a mole fetish?"
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"Is it huge? Ahem."
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"I'm sorry, let me... Let me rephrase that."
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"Is it huge?"
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"I don't wanna know!"
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"You've all thought about me while self-completing?"
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"It's not that big a deal. Really, it's the sincerest form of flattery."
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"a magic bear, that's all it is, just stop."
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"- Good, why not? - I got things to do, I got plans."
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