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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Tailgate (S07E07)

"and had a history of mental problems."
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"But was it a hoax?"
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"Or was it an enigma of the..."
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"It was an idiot in a gorilla suit."
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"Enigma. Gorilla suit."
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"Enigma! Gorilla suit!"
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"Marshall? Marcus?"
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"What are you guys doing he?"
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"Having a private moment with Dad."
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"No, I'm having a private moment with Dad."
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"No, I'm having a private moment with Dad."
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"Touchdown, Vikings!"
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"Anyway, Dad,"
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"since it's still just the two of us,"
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"I'll go on."
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"I've always envisioned Puzzles as a literary salon,"
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"where Gotham's intelligentsia hold court"
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"Great."
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"And while you're distracting the nerds and fatties,"
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"I'll be in the VIP room getting it in."
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"Uh, yeah, dude, I don't know"
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"where you got a velvet rope, but you can't"
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"use my room for anonymous sex."
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"I'm kind of a neat freak that way."
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"Hey, guys, I have an idea for Puzzles."
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"What if... What?"
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"Oh. Okay. I understand."
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"But he we like your energy."
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"How would you like to be our star bartender."
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"I've always wanted to be a bartender."
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"It's just like being a therapist."
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"You listen to people's problems, pretend to care,"
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"but you can drink openly,"
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"instead of having to hide your booze in a coffee mug."
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"Great. Oh, check it out."
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"We worked out a theme song for Puzzles."
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"While I was carrying 100-pound kegs"
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"up four flights of stairs? Awesome."
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"♪ ♪"
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"♪ Puzzles is a place where people go ♪"
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"♪ To feel like they belong ♪"
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"♪ Gonna take advantage of dumb drunk girls ♪"
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"No, we're not."
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"♪ That would be wrong ♪"
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"♪ A place where wit and wisdom bloom ♪"
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"♪A place to bang chicks in Ted's room ♪"
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"- Not gonna happen. - We'll talk about it."
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"♪ At Puzzles, we all fit together ♪"
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"♪ And I'm the bartender! ♪"
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"I'll go get the other kegs."
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"Probably a good idea."
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"We got to work out some harmonies."
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"♪ And I'm right here ♪ ♪ No, you actually down here ♪"
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"Excuse me, sir? About the TVs,"
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"we in the middle burying my aunt, so..."
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"Oh I'm sorry. We'll keep it down."
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"No, I just want to check out the score."
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"Actually, I'm trying to have"
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"a private moment with my dad, so..."
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"Oh."
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"It's just that I used to goto Vikes's"
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"with my aunt; may she rest in peace."
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"Anyway, so back to my story."
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"She also loved burgers."
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"So now, back to my story."
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"Aunt Laura sure loved a toasted bun."
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"Tina, please tell me Sandy's here."
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"Don't worry, he's here."
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"And we're back... together!"
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"He told me he loves me, he's sorry,"
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"and I'm the only girl for him."
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"You know, since we'll here,"
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"and we're all horny..."
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"I don't know what went wrong."
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"Well, proposing the three-way was bad,"
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"starting without us was worse,"
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"finishing in the hallway was the nail in the coffin."
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"No! Stop drinking!"
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"I gotta get you back on air!"
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"Oh, the Twitter-verse blowing up about"
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"a new apartment-themed bar called Puzzles."
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"Why is it called Puzzles?"
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"That's the puzzle!"
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"Anyway, this VIP room has a maximum occupancy"
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"of two people including me, so eeny..."
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"and the rest of you may go."
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"It's funny, but it seems each time"
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"I read James Joyce's Ulysses,"
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"it's a different book,"
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"begging the question: Has the book changed..."
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"or have I?"
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"Okay, people are getting rowdy and drunk and breaking things."
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"I know this goes against the Puzzles mission statement"
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"you made me memorize, but we gotta raise our drink prices."
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"All right, just a little bit so no one will notice."
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"Boo!"
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"And that's when the night turned to absolute crap."
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"♪ So pull up a chair and sit'♪"
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"♪ To share and stories to tell ♪"
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"♪ And we bang chicks in Ted's room. ♪"
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"What-what do, what do, what do we do?"
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"And so Puzzles got a bouncer,"
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"No. No, no, no, no, no, you said double"
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"And why isn't anyone wearing the hats I brought up?!"
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"1982."
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"Everglades National Park, Florida."
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"Five mysterious lights dance in the night sky."
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"A ray shoots down, lifting the park ranger,"
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"who, to be fair, was going through a bad divorce"
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"and had a habit of lying to get attention."
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"I hate this job, Sandy!"
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"but you have made that impossible."
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"You know, to be honest, it hasn't been"
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"an easy couple months for me. I've made mistakes."
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"I've felt alone. I had to let go of dreams"
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"I didn't even know I had."
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"So here's the deal:"
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"You're gonna get back on air"
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"and count us into a better year,"
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"because I just can't do 2011 anymore. You with me?"
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