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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - The Survivor (S04E04)

"10 long years."
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"I'll go get the keys."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"You should be getting ready."
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"from the drycleaners. I had to go to her house."
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"She invited me in for a drink,"
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"then we went to the store..."
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"- we set something up. - You're kidding me!"
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"Wow! Great!"
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"- And guess what? - What?"
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"- I've got the rabbi's blessing. - You talked to the rabbi?"
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"I spoke to the rabbi. I have his blessing."
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"- So you gotta go get a sheet now, huh? - What are you talking about?"
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"The Hassids, they have sex through a sheet."
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"That's not... come on, that's a myth."
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"Better show up with a sheet or you'll be in big trouble."
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"- Hey, Susie. - You forgot the cantaloupes."
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"- Where are the cantaloupes? - Forget the cantaloupe."
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"When Hasidim make love, how do they do it?"
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"- With the sheet you're talking about? - Yeah."
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"They put in a hole in a sheet and there's... through that."
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"- You're kidding. - You didn't know that?"
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"It's not a myth. They cut a hole, the man puts the penis in..."
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"they can't touch each other."
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"What do you talk about, how Hasidim have sex?"
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"No, it just came... the subject came up!"
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"Help me with the bags, all right?"
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"How do you like that? I gotta get a sheet."
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"Know what you should do? You should spring for a satin sheet."
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"Really? I don't think that would be good."
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"You'd be sliding all over."
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"- Well. - Cut it beforehand, you think?"
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"I would think it might be kind of fun"
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"cutting the hole with her, sharing it, you know?"
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"- I'm coming! - I'll see you later."
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"All right, bye."
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"Larry?"
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"Look, aren't you glad I picked it up?"
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"My mother is very upset right now,"
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"and she says she's not coming to the ceremony."
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"- You want me to go talk to her? - Yes, I do!"
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"Then she should've got the sponge. Why does she want somebody else"
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"- to get the sponge? - Oh my God."
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"If she's trying to help, then get the sponge."
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"Mom."
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"Mom, I just want to apologize about the..."
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"you know, the whole "sponge" thing."
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"What happened that night..."
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"because of the whole... the survivor confrontation..."
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"it just brought up a lot of stuff about the Holocaust,"
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"and it's kind of in my DNA and I was very flummoxed by it."
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"You wouldn't understand, but if you were in my religion,"
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"what happened to my people... things came out that shouldn't have been said."
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"and I certainly apologize for that."
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"- Thank you. - And..."
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"even though, you know, you were kind of..."
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"right by the kitchen..."
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"you were the closest one there, I thought."
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"- You don't respect me. - Oh, that's not true."
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"- I don't think you like me. - I like everybody."
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"- I have... - I'm a people person, I like everybody."
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"Let's just put this behind us, come on."
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"- Come on. - What is this?"
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"Let's go. Let's go to ceremony."
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"Come on, this is crazy. It's so silly, come on."
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"A sponge. Yes, come on."
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"Next time you're by the kitchen..."
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"You're standing two feet from the kitchen."
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"You get the sponge next time, so what?"
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"It's a beautiful car."
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"My beautiful Cheryl,"
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"Larry,"
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"congratulations."
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"Thank you. Thanks, everybody."
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"It's so nice to be here."
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"What a pleasure this is here."
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"Glad you're here, Solly."
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"Listen, wait till you see these two getting married."
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"You've got a big affair yet."
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"What is he doing?"
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"He's mimicking me."
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"No no no, the light from your glass eye,"
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"it's reflecting on me."
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"- No no no! - I don't like this here!"
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"Hold it, stop the car!"
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"No, Solly. Wait, Solly."
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"Please, don't get out."
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"Somebody get a sponge."
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"the last blessing."
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"and you'll step on it and that'll be it."
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"That's when everybody yells a "matza toff"?"
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"No no, it's mazel tov. It means good luck."
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"- Anything else? - Um, just that the Hebrew,"
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"I mean, are we gonna know what you're saying?"
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"I'll translate it. It's very basic."
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"Want me to translate? "We love God. Thank you, God."
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"Thanks, God. God, you're great. Oh, God, you're wonderful."
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"You're amazing, God. It's all God.""
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"Well, it's a blessing. It's more about you than God."
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"You know, I don't want to change the subject,"
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"I mean, it's horrifying."
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"Yeah, I know. It's a..."
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"it's a go-home stain, but I didn't go home."
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"I mean, I just... it's kind of disrespectful."
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"Just in terms of standing in front of the ark and..."
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"- Mm-hm. - Excuse me, does anybody have a mint?"
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"I got a mint."
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"It's in my pocket."
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"It's loose. It's not in a package."
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"Or do you want to put your hand in my pocket and get it yourself?"
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"You got three options. You can do"
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"one of those two things or you can refuse it."
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"- There you go. - Cheryl, honey, would you..."
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"Reach into Larry's pocket for an unwrapped mint? Sure."
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"- Okay? - Everybody ready?"
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"- Yeah. - Let's roll."
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"What? "Let's roll"?"
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"You knew that my brother-in-law died on September 11th."
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"How dare you say something like that!"
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"With all due respect, wasn't that just a coincidence?"
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