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Clips from NewsRadio - Wedding (S05E05)

"They're getting it ready."
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"You are gonna have the most beautiful wedding ever."
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"Thank you for letting us use the greenhouse."
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"Well, you know. Ahem."
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"That place was made for a wedding."
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"I thought it was made for all your plants."
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"Those are for medicinal use only."
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"And besides, Beth"
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"Lisa here is just breaking it in."
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"I want you to have your wedding there too."
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"Really? Yeah."
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"If I wake up and discover"
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"that I'm already married,"
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"could I use it for the reception?"
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"I would be hurt if you did not."
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"but I have one more favor. Uh-huh."
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"Hm. Well, due to a change of circumstances"
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"giving me away?"
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"Beth, hold all my calls for about a half-hour please?"
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"Ahem. Sure."
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"[JIMMY WAILS]"
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"[CRIES]"
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"[♪]"
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"Is that your little hobo dog?"
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"I'm getting acquainted with the little gal."
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"and a red bandana."
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"That's right. Yeah."
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"I wanna, uh, go surprise my old lady."
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"Well, you certainly have a fuzzy little face,"
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"just like a little muffin, huh?"
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"Hey. No. Don't, uh, kiss the dog."
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"I-- I wasn't."
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"Well, just don't."
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"Okay. Okay."
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"Welcome worshipper and surrender the sacrificial kiss."
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"All right, Lisa, I need to talk to you."
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"Actually, babe,"
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"Uh-huh. Would you be my best man?"
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"What?"
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"Marriage. It's a new territory to me."
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"I want you to ride in shotgun."
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"Well, Johnny, that of course is an honor."
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"But I-I-I'd really like to have a conversation with Lisa"
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"before I give you an answer. No, Dave. I don't see--"
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"Please, babe."
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"Thank you."
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"You know, dude, if, uh,"
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"you're interested I know some caterers"
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"who do some really creative stuff."
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"Like what? There's this one guy who does"
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"That sounds interesting. Who else?"
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"Dave, if this is going to be another boring lecture"
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"on how I'm throwing my life away, I don't want to hear it."
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"Who's lecturing? Hm?"
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"You better not be."
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"Please have-- Please, just have a seat."
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"Okay. Okay."
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"Please, just sit down."
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"Dave, you promised!"
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"and were tricked. Now shut up and listen."
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"Look deep down inside yourself"
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"and find that logical, practical person"
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"that I know still lives in there. All right?"
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"And ask yourself, does it really make sense"
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"to become Mrs. Formerly Evil Vagrant?"
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"Makes perfect sense. You didn't think."
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"with my relationship with Johnny. My feelings for him"
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"are totally irrational."
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"Well, at least you admit it."
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"but I glory in it."
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"[SIGHS]"
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"I don't need you to point out to me"
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"that Johnny is a penniless goof."
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"I mean, jeez, the guy calls me doll-baby"
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"and-- And apple-cheeks."
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"[GIGGLES]"
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"Uh-uh. --I just like it."
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"Fine. But do you have to marry him tomorrow?"
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"Look, Dave, it's fate. Who am I to resist?"
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"But you're-- You are a driven, well-respected newswoman"
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"and he is a hobo."
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"Johnny, are you married yet?"
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"Not yet, big guy."
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"Well then, this looks like the right place"
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"for the bachelor party."
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"Hoo, hoo, hoo!"
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"All right. So what's on the agenda, gents?"
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"A few snacks. Some cola. And a special little movie."
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"Hm."
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"Bachelor Party with Tom Hanks?"
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"♪ It's time to fight For the right ♪"
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"[GIGGLING]: Oh my, God. Your idea of a bachelor party"
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"That is so lame."
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"This zone here is restricted for people who want to get down."
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"You know what? That's what a certain Mr. Tom Hanks once said."
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"Yeah, I know. But I'm just kind of on pins and needles"
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"Good one, Johnny."
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"Johnny? Johnny?"
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"Hey, this isn't even Bachelor Party."
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"What? The guy from the video store"
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"must have switched the tapes. Why, what is it?"
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"It's a porno film."
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"Oh. Party's over."
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"[♪]"
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"And finally,"
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"I think that the wisest men and women of the land"
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"would agree with me when I say,"
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"Don't care. I Love him."
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"I mean-- Huh!"
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"So, uh, do I got a best man or not?"
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"Johnny, y-y-you must be aware"
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"And between your skepticism and my optimism"
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"I think we make a great combo."
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"Kind of like a pair of mis-matched cops"
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"in a buddy movie. What do you say?"
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"Say no!"
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"Ah, I kind of promised Max he could do it if you wouldn't."
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"[KNOCKING ON WINDOW]"
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"[♪]"
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"Okay, are you a friend of the bride or the groom?"
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