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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Salary (S04E04)

"another foot was found in the parking lot."
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"Wow. It's so weird seeing you as the manager."
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"became my stepdad for a little bit."
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"two other feet, so keep your eyes open."
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"part of my buffalo chicken wrap, you know?"
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"Yeah. You're not manager anymore."
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"Oh. Oh, my gosh! I'm so sorry."
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"There's some real goodies in here."
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""Let's just say there's a mystery afoot.""
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"The tag just said, "Medium Plant.""
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"That's it? You have your own office now."
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"You've made it. How are you not ecstatic?"
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"I'm happy. What do you want me to do?"
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"Feels pretty powerful to me."
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"No. I would never."
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"If someone held a gun to your head and asked you,"
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"who would you say?"
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"Probably the guy with the gun."
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"Oh, well, then what's up with the gun?"
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"Forget the gun. Who would you pick?"
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"new to the city, naive but hopeful,"
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"someone who can eat whatever he wants"
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"wearing a white coat, and now he's a pharmacist tech."
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"You got your shirt, you got your giant orthopedic shoes."
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"- Your dad is getting good. - Right?"
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"I wasn't. Were you?"
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"Anyway, I wanted to talk about our security system."
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"$800,000, to be precise."
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"before investing in something new."
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"So glad you were here to chime in with your..."
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"I feel like she didn't mean that."
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"on top of the previously mentioned $9,000,"
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"or is it, like, a part of the $9,000"
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"Uh, I could... I could do that right now. Uh-huh."
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"Do you want to hear about your perks?"
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"Good hustle, Brett!"
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"No, actually, I, um..."
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"I'm just very happy."
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"No, that's not... I..."
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"Doesn't matter. Good job, everyone."
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"and there's something moving inside."
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"What I care about is you keeping your big nose..."
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"- out of my business. - What are you talking about?"
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"Let's keep something straight. You're the boyfriend."
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"You get this, and you get this,"
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"to keep my opinions to myself"
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"- to wordless, mindless sex. - Exactly."
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"Huh. I thought this was going to be a harder conversation."
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"I just went to Office Supplies,"
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"Myrtle, hey."
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"No, of the store."
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"that I could hire an assistant,"
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"That sucks."
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"the base wider, I can go even higher."
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"Come on, now. Let's see it. Wave those hands."
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"♪ Stacking up the canned foods ♪"
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"What do they like to be called these days?"
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"You get an assistant... and it's Myrtle?"
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"but will you please hand me the contract"
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""Attention Cloud 9 customers,"
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""Section 6... nondisclosure agreement.""
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"to tell everyone how much I was making."
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"would make that announcement."
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"Can't imagine where this is going."
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"You're gonna have to pay that back."
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"And who pays you? Corporate."
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"That's what you say? You say that?"
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"Oop! Does anyone need any extra mayonnaise?"
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"'Cause it's on me."
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"No, I'm fine."
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"Hey, but do you feel like a BLT?"
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"Stop! Oh, it's happening!"
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"That's me. Got to take it."
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"You know who you should date"
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"Whoa. You have a Lexus?"
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"with your company car."
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"And you've been making $134,000 every year"
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"for the last six years."
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"but the employees all just make "Infinite Jest" of me."
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"You're so funny."
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"Do you want to go outside and do it in your car?"
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"I requested a nerdy girl-next-door type."
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"so you're not exactly in the same boat."
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"I was just saying that I understand the cost of diapers."
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"Really? Thank you."
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"that I could pay for your diapers."
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"why it's my responsibility to buy your diapers."
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"I will pay for the candy, obviously."
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"while I was cleaning."
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"This is a soul-crushing, miserable place to work."
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"I know that. I know that in my heart."
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"Nothing you say will ever, ever take that away from me."
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"Okay."
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"Hey, Mateo, after I do go-backs, I'm gonna take 15?"
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"So let's go get a drink!"
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"But you're paying."
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"- Plus perks. - What?"
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"First order of business..."
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"It's like that one time my math teacher"
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"Like, what?"
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"It's a big change. Must be weird."
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"Anyway, this foot had the number eight written on it,"
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"which is concerning because we've only found"
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"Sorry. Sorry I'm late."
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"The baby was throwing up all night,"
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"t the doctor said it's probably 'cause I just gave her"
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"Okay, uh, let's get down to business."
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"- Uh, Glenn? - Mm-hmm."
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"After 30 years, it's just... it's muscle memory."
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"Of course. Yeah."
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"Okay, I'm gonna go take my seat and..."
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"Oh, you can read my announcements."
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"Oh, no, I wrote up my own announcements... I'm good."
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"They're gonna eat it up. Trust me."
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"Go ahead. Read."
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""So I bet you're wondering why there are so many cops in the parking lot.""
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"- Hey boss. - Hey."
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"Little office-warming gift. Got it in the Garden Center."
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"I'm not sure what it is."
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"It's a large plant that didn't grow."
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