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Clips from The Simpsons - See Homer Run (S17E17)

"would like to put your book up on the fridge"
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"where everyone can see how nice it is."
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"Aw, isn't that cute?"
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"Oh, Dad, how could you?"
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"(SOBBING)"
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"NO, no..."
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"What the..."
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"Ohh..."
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"I still don't understand how her feelings can be hurt."
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"It's my day!"
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"She's not going to get over this quickly. I know women."
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"Yeah. But I know how to win women back."
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"I even won you back after I lost our wedding album in a bar bet!"
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"You what?"
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"(SINGING) Here comes the Moe With a pretty girl"
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"Mmm-hmm."
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"Hey, Moe. Can we get a drink?"
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"Ah, shut up and hand me more Moe heads."
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"(GROANS)"
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"(HUMMING)"
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"Hmm?"
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"Cool, I'm a street."
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"Hey, Simpson. Are you gonna steal the sign?"
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"Yeah. If a sign's got your name on it, you can take it"
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"and the cops can't do nothing about it."
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"It's like the Sixth Amendment or something."
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"Well, that sign would look good hidden under my bed."
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"Whoa! Can we dish out the peer pressure or what? (GRUNTS)"
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"Hey, Milhouse!"
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"MILHOUSE: I'm cool!"
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"(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS)"
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"(CRASHES)"
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"I'm outta here. I got Hebrew school."
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"(SPEAKING HEBREW)"
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"I'm sorry I made you feel bad, honey."
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"But I'm gonna show you just how much I care about your feelings."
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"One adult and one baby, please."
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"Her first words. Play along!"
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"It's 50 cents less for babies!"
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"How you doing?"
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"So, is that your jacket on the back of that chair?"
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"Check it out. I stole the sign."
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"Check it out. We stole The Scream."
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"Put that away. It creeps me out."
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"(GRUMBLING)"
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"...stupid dad doesn't care about my feelings."
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"Oh, Lisa, may I borrow one of your colored pencils?"
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"Sure! That's all you men do is take and take and take"
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"Here, take my lunch, too! (GRUNTS)"
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"Just take my whole backpack! (GRUNTS)"
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"Which of you boys hurled Lisa Simpson's backpack through my window?"
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"Oh, it had to be a boy, did it?"
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"You think a girl can't flip out? Well, you're wrong!"
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"(GRUNTING)"
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"My flexi-cast!"
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"(GRUNTS) (SHATTERS)"
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"Lisa, I hold in my hand a sticker with a frownie face on it."
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"Don't make me affix it to your file."
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"(MOCKS) "Don't make me affix it to your file.""
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"I'm peeling off the back."
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"Don't make me do this."
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"(SIGHS) May God forgive me."
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"Willie, we've got rats chewing through the wiring again."
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"Leave me alone! I'm making me ramen noodles!"
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"Your daughter broke a window, upended an ash can,"
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"and hurled a Thermos brand thermos onto the street!"
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"Does it still keep hot drinks hot and cold drinks cold?"
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"I'm afraid it doesn't keep any drinks anything. (GASPS)"
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"I've asked the school psychologist to shed some light"
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"with a parental figure."
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"In this case, her father."
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"Oh, sure. It's easy to point out my faults."
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"It's a little harder to shut up!"
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""Left at the Grand Canyon,""
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""The Day a Policeman Came to My Soccer Game.""
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"Mr. Simpson, Lisa is at a crucial juncture."
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"If she doesn't see her father as a positive role model,"
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"she could hate men for the rest of her life."
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"Oh, I know!"
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"But how can I undo eight years of jerkiness"
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"in two easy sessions at no cost to me?"
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"If I may make a suggestion."
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"The school is looking for a new Safety Salamander."
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"When Lisa sees you teaching children to avoid downed power lines,"
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"it could restore her faith in you and the male gender."
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"Oh, I don't know."
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"What happened to the last Safety Salamander?"
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"Uh, he fell asleep in the suit and suffocated."
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"I can do that!"
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"HOMER: Okay, Lisa. Time for Daddy's big surprise."
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"(GROWLS) (LISA SCREAMS)"
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"Sometimes it's scary when your dreams come true, isn't it, sweetie?"
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"I guess. Yeah."
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"Now I'm off to bring safety to Springfield Elementary"
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"and win back your love!"
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"(GROANS) What's that, honey? I can't hear you very well?"
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"(SPUTTERING)"
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"Salamander away!"
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"(CAT YOWLS)"
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"Sorry, Bart!"
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"HOMER: The first rule of bus safety"
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"is always wear your seatbelts."
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"School buses don't have seatbelts."
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"Then what protects you if we crash?"
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"A metal bar at tooth level."
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"Stop this bus!"
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"Look, Lisa. I made safety happen."
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"(GROANS) Oh."
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"Safety tip 99,"
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"always double bolt your easel."
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"(SNAPS) Ouch! Son of a..."
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"(DEEP BREATHING)"
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"Questions? Comments?"
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"Because I don't see a sala-wiener."
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"(CHILDREN LAUGHING)"
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"Did I hear, "Where are the fireworks?""
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"Because here they are!"
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"(ALL SCREAMING)"
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