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Clips from The Simpsons - See Homer Run (S17E17)

"(SHRIEKS)"
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"Every man for himself! Trample if you must!"
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"(WAILING)"
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"Safety! Safety! Time for safety!"
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"So, sweetie, am I your hero again?"
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"Jamie's father just takes her to the zoo once a month."
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"Couldn't you be that kind of dad?"
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"But I'll never stop trying to redeem myself in your eyes."
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"How did you do that?"
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"I'm telling you there t'ain't no Bart Boulevard."
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"Forget it. Baby's already out."
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"Just get out your hunting knife and cut the umbrelical cord."
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"Yes'm."
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"This is Kent Brockman live at the scene of the worst accident"
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"in Springfield history."
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"But not to worry. The city's emergency services are on the way."
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"(POLICE SIREN BLARING) (AMBULANCE SIREN WAILING)"
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"(FIRE TRUCK WAILING)"
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"(SCREAMING)"
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"Can we all agree not to get our insurance involved?"
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"Springfield needs a hero and it needs one now."
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"This looks like a job for a dad trying"
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"to win back his daughter's love."
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"We were carpooling! And that's it!"
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"My mother's still in the car!"
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"No, she's not."
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"Ha-ha!"
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"Three cheers for our new hero!"
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"Only three?"
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"Okay, six."
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"That's more like it."
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"Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray!"
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"Oh, please. You're embarrassing me."
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"I hereby award you Springfield's"
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"highest honor, the key card to the city!"
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"Now any new business?"
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"Mister Mayor, your administration"
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"has been one fiasco after another!"
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"Who the hell are you?"
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"Your press secretary."
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"lam your nephew."
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"Okay, so I stink. Tough Toblerone."
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"Read the charter, people."
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"I cannot be removed from office"
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"except by a simple recall election."
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"CROWD: (CHANTING) Recall! Recall! Recall!"
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"BIRDS: (SQUAWKING) Recall, recall, recall."
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"Mayor Diamond Joe Quimby has survived 12 re-election campaigns,"
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"countless accusations of infidelity, bribery, extortion,"
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"and his bizarre attempt to hijack a 747."
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"Take this plane anywhere girls are going wild."
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"But the mayor may have a tougher time"
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"getting past next month 's special recall election."
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"Over 200 candidates have filed,"
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"In other news, a common household fabric can kill you."
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"Find out which one when you vote for Kent Brockman."
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"Dear God. Every whacko, nut case, and Disco Stu in this town"
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"is gonna run against me."
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"Just imagine me the mayor!"
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"Then nobody would laugh at my singing."
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"(SINGING) I'm proud to be an American"
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"Vote Luigi. I make the good government just the way you like."
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"Vote for me, a steroid-abusing,"
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"pot-smoking, women-groping, son of a Nazi,"
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"(CROWD CHEERING)"
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"Oh, also, I believe we should keep an open mind"
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"toward stem cell research."
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"(CROWD BOOING)"
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"This election is out of control."
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"Someone terrible could win."
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"If you're lame enough to vote, vote for me."
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"MAN: Jimbo, tough on nerds. Tougher on dorks."
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"Dad, we gotta do something."
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"Lincoln was only one man."
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"Are you sure there wasn't a midget in his hat?"
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"I read an e-mail that said there was."
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"Look, as the Safety Salamander, you are beloved by all."
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"we could make sure that only good people, like me, tell you what to do."
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"Hmm."
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"I will run for mayor."
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"And I will be your campaign manager!"
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"And I'll find out what a mayor does!"
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"Oh, I hate press conferences."
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"Homie, you might score more points"
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"if you didn't wear that salamander suit."
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"You look like the mascot for some horrible southern college."
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"Marge, without this outfit, I'm just Homer Simpson, multiple felon."
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"With it, I'm a costumed hero like George Washington or Dame Edna."
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"(CROWD CHEERING)"
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"Today marks a new dawn for Springfield."
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"This salamander is sitting on eggs labeled elder care, flextime,"
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"and downtown pedestrian mall!"
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"(CHEERING)"
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"Now I will take your questions."
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"Well, there's my x-ray vision, my fire breath,"
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"Bloop, bloop, bloop."
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"Bloop, bloop, bloop."
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"(CROWD LAUGHING)"
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"Oh, I didn't know salamanders could do all those things."
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"And to think, for all these years I've been a gecko man."
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"Take a hike, jerk. (SQUEAKS)"
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"Mister Simpson, what about those photos"
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"of you strangling your child?"
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"by a photo taken hours ago?"
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"(CHEERING)"
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"CROWD: (CHANTING) Salamander! Salamander!"
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"Homer, you're doing great. You're way ahead in the polls."
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"Even those negative campaign ads aren't hurting you."
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"Simpson barely even comes in to work anymore."
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"He pays a homeless man to do it for him."
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"I, um... I don't feel so good, Blue."
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"(CHUCKLES) Hey, people may not love Homer Simpson"
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"but they love this suit."
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"Just like they love their stupid American flag."
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"(HOMER GULPING)"
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"Oh, what's that smell?"
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"It's the smell of impending victory. (RETCHES)"
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"Did you just vomit in that suit?"
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"A little."
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"Oh."
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