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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Fortification Implementation (S08E08)

"You're wrong. No, I'm not."
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"Yes, you are. No, I'm not."
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"Well, the G stands for "graphics.""
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"W... The guy who invented it says it's "jif.""
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"I'm sorry, do you mean the guy or the juy?"
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"Well, I'll give you three guesses"
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"Something happened different from the way you wanted it."
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"I was gonna say "or," but why bother?"
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"I can't resist children begging."
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"I didn't have to meet him, I didn't have to talk to him,"
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"I don't even know where he is."
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"What if he's in a Beatles cover band?"
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"he'd make a killer Ringo."
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"Thanks again for agreeing to do this."
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"Michael Dorn, Gates McFadden..."
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"Sorry."
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"Okay, so, this is basically gonna be"
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"Uh, we're gonna take some calls,"
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"of Serial Ape-ist 2."
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"Most people download it later,"
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"Sure."
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"No, Sheldon."
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"No one's knocking anything down."
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"I'm bringing in a wrecking ball."
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"Can I help you?"
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"I know."
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"are you saying"
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"Serial Ape-ist 2:"
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"after the monkey sees, it kills."
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"I've just been handed a note."
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""Wil, do you want more Diet Coke?"
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"Uh, that voice you just heard"
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"Hello, caller, you are on"
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"with Penny and Wil from Serial Ape-ist 2."
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"with an Indian guy dressed like a banana,"
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"Hello, Kevin Smith."
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"You're cruisin' for a beatin', Wheaton."
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"Penny, how come you're not in more stuff, man?"
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"Seriously? Oh, yeah, man."
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"It's called Clerks 3."
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"You should come over"
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"and read for a part."
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"Oh, my, I would love that."
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"I don't think you can do both."
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"No one understands that better than I do."
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"not discussing Schrodinger."
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"More juvenile than this?"
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"I'll get the blankets."
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"I loved Finding Nemo."
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"Why would I lie?"
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"I get it."
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"I'd just like him to go away."
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"I can't deal with this."
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"this wall just provided a lot of privacy!"
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"I can't believe my brother's an astronaut."
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"All right."
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"I don't know, I make a movie,"
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"become rich and famous,"
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"From a Kevin Smith movie?"
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"And that was Kevin Smith."
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"trying to make it as an actress?"
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"being excited when something good happens?"
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"Let's listen."
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"I went to school for half my life."
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"Wil, can we just turn off the podcast for a little bit?"
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"I am shaking my head "no.""
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"How's it going, Sheldon?"
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"Wonderful!"
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"I just finished hanging the lights."
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"Yes, oh, but enter through the side."
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"Batman is a load-bearing blanket."
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"I know."
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"What are we doing?"
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"Everything looks so big from down here."
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"Sorry, I have a long drive."
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"I've always dreamed of having a brother to play catch with."
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"where is it?"
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"I'm not overly conservative."
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"Why would I have a guy? I don't have any money!"
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"Oh, sweetie,"
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"Sure."
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"This is the way life is."
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"And I'm sure in time they'll change again."
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"if I did something dumb like sneak out of work one day"
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"Leonard, a moment ago,"
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"Yes, it is, Wil."
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"So, I have to ask,"
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"was the robot sexy?"
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"'Cause that's all you need, right?"
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"Wait, no."
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"We both know this one's gonna win."
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"physics lending library."
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"and we could have our first sleepover."
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"I will agree to a family-friendly,"
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"PG."
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"but you know how much I admire preparedness."
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"Who says this is the only one I hid?"
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"Oh, come on."
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"I really wanted to tell someone they can't come in."
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"Okay, fine."
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"Not there. That's my spot."
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"Settle this. Those little animated pictures"
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"on the Internet, are they called "gifs" or "jifs"?"
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"That's a hard G, so I'd say "gif.""
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"why I'm so irritated."
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"was invited to a weekend symposium"
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"at a former home of Richard Feynman,"
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"and I wasn't included."
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"Oh, Sheldon, I'm sure it's not because they don't think"
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"you're an elite scientist. Yeah,"
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"I bet you anything it's just 'cause you're a pain in the ass."
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"You're just saying that to make me feel better."
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"♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪"
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"♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪"
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"Hey, I got you a little gift."
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"Oh, that's a lot of Girl Scout Cookies."
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"You know me. I'm from India."
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"So, how's it going with the title to the house?"
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"The lawyer tracked down my father"
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"and got him to sign it over."
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