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Clips from The Cleveland Show - A Cleveland Brown Christmas (S01E01)

"Big hearty laugh, great with the kids."
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"Anyway, he hanged himself in his carport last night."
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"- What? - Yeah."
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"Don't know the details."
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"Apparently, he had raped a bunch of folks."
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"- Fred Peterson did? - Yup."
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"Mm. What people do."
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"So I was hoping, if you don't mind..."
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"...that you could put on the Santa suit and entertain the kids."
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"Uh, sure."
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"- It was old ladies. - Huh?"
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"He raped old ladies."
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"- Fred Peterson raped old ladies? - Yup."
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"Mm. Have mercy."
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"Here you go. Oh, wait a minute. The beard."
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"- Where's my beard? - Right here, Lloyd."
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"Merry Christmas, Tim. Arianna."
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"It's so nice to see you, Donna."
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"As for your daughter's cleavage..."
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"- What? - And exit Tim."
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"Hey, everybody, look outside."
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"Ho-ho-ho! Merry Christmas!"
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"Oh, man. Santa Claus? Now, that's a good gift."
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"- You actually rented a reindeer? - No. My husband owns it."
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"So, what, he keeps it tied up somewhere..."
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"Aw, that poor reindeer."
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"Tyra Banks says animal cruelty is wrong..."
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"...except when it results in a bacon double cheeseburger."
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"We gotta do something about this."
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"Merry Christmas, children of Waterman Cable."
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"Mm."
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"That's what I'm nogging about."
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"One of you little kids get up here."
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"All right. First off, I've heard about your list."
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"And I want you to understand that most of the stuff I do..."
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"...is more limit-testing than out-and-out naughtiness."
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"- Well, what would you like for Christmas? - A Slinky."
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"- All right. - Thanks, Santa."
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"Good to know I can count on somebody this Christmas."
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"Not like my lame-ass stepdad."
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"Santa, you're being kind. And that's who you are and I love that."
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"But, no, Cleveland just plain sucks at Christmas."
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"Hey, Prancer. Park that tray of drinks right here."
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"Attention, people of YouTube, today I am setting a reindeer free."
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"A courageous act which may end up being seen by Tyra Banks..."
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"...who will then call me and ask me to become the Gayle to her Oprah..."
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"...but without the sexual obligations."
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"Okay. I think I got him untied."
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"Mr. Reindeer, I now give you your freedom... Unh."
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"Ow, the hoofs. Or is it hooves?"
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"Either way, this hurts like a myuther fyuquer. Unh!"
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"Bye."
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"And this fool is like:"
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""Gee, Donna, do you think this tinsel is a fire hazard?""
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"Meanwhile, my real dad is out there putting his life on the line for justice."
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"Your dad is nothing but a no-good deadbeat loser who freelances at a car wash."
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"How am I gonna get out of this one?"
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"Was Santa right about Daddy?"
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"...and going undercover as a dog to bust Michael Vick?"
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"I should have... Santa should have kept his mouth shut."
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"I'm afraid your dad was lying, honey."
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"I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner."
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"What about all these letters Dad sent from Russia?"
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"What about his badge?"
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"It's a promotional item from Paul Blart: Mall Cop."
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"What about his FBI MVP trophy?"
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"Yeah. You can just get trophies made for anything."
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"You mean? Oh."
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"Hmm, I'm gonna keep it."
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"I can't believe you've been lying to me."
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"I'm so sorry, baby."
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"Just know that your family loves you very much."
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"Gloria"
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"Gloria"
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"Gloria"
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"I think they got your number"
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"Gloria"
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"I think they got the alias"
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"Gloria"
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"That you've been living under"
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"G- L-O-R-l-A"
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"Thank you, Wally and the Fluffers. That was glorious."
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"And now, the child who was selected from the entire student body..."
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"...to read his letter to Santa Claus..."
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"An adorable little goy, Rallo Tubbs."
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""Dear Santa, fuck you. And fuck Christmas.""
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"That's what happens when you put a Jew in charge of a Christmas pageant."
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"This is all your fault."
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"You had to go get drunk and tell him the truth about his dad."
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"Yeah? Well, you been lying to him for years."
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"And it was working."
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"At least we don't have to lie to him anymore."
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"Because I'm done making phone calls."
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"Happy birthday, Rallo. How's your mama's ass look?"
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"You know what? This is my fault and I'll fix it."
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"Thanks, Cleveland."
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"Good looking out, doughboy."
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"Mm-hm."
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"Look how festive."
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"It's not nearly as depressing as the real railroad industry."
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"But that's only true if you think your time's worth nothing."
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"Santa's driving a train?"
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"...instead took a detour to the Gumdrop County Morgue."
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"And now over to Dirk with sports."
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"The Holiday Town Celebrators were shut out eight to nothing."
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"A bad day indeed for pretend cake-figurine baseball."
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"Merry Christmas, Cleveland. I was your Secret Santa."
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"So I know you like them."
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"I do like pens."
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"See? He likes pens."
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"No, I know. No, I know he likes pens."
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"I ju... I just thought it would look cheap."
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"- And it does. - Your opinion."
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"Well, I guess it's my turn."
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"A can of 25-year-old Red Bull Private Reserve?"
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"Just like Brody Jenner drinks."
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"You give me wings, bro."
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"You give me wings. Oh, God."
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"- All right then. - Daddy issues, party of one."
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"Yeah, well, speaking of daddy issues, I still don't know what I'm gonna do about Rallo."
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