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Clips from Family Guy - It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One (S05E05)

"Until our hair grows back, Chris."
Family Guy
"Dad, you couldn't have gotten us anything more stylish?"
Family Guy
"Play Peter Griffin."
Family Guy
"Ah, now that is a challenge."
Family Guy
"Go ahead, mock me."
Family Guy
"But it wasn't Stewie who was laughing at me."
Family Guy
"What can I do for you, Mrs. Griffin?"
Family Guy
"Mayor West, I'm here as an outraged citizen."
Family Guy
"The Quahog Oil Refinery is emptying all their toxic waste into the lake."
Family Guy
"I mean, you couldn't possibly have sanctioned"
Family Guy
"that kind of blatant industrial pollution, could you?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, I told 'em it was fine."
Family Guy
"What?"
Family Guy
"And in return, I get free oil for my hair."
Family Guy
"This is unbelievable!"
Family Guy
"Well, I am not gonna stand by while you let this town be destroyed by corruption."
Family Guy
"Mr. Mayor, I promise you this:"
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"Next election,I'm gonna run against you"
Family Guy
"All right ,Mrs. Griffin, you want to take me on? Fine."
Family Guy
"But if you plan to beat me, you'll have to..."
Family Guy
"What is it?"
Family Guy
"A bee just flew in through the window."
Family Guy
"Don't move."
Family Guy
"First order of business, free honey for everyone."
Family Guy
"Yay, Mayor Bee, Mayor Bee! Mayor Bee! Ow!"
Family Guy
"Oh, done stung myself."
Family Guy
"Bye, world."
Family Guy
"- Good evening, Quahog. I'm Tom Tucker. - And I'm Diane Simmons."
Family Guy
"The Quahog mayoral race is heating up."
Family Guy
"With incumbent Adam West squaring off against challenger Lois Griffin."
Family Guy
"Which leads many political analysts to ask the question,"
Family Guy
""Can a woman really be mayor,"
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"or will she just menstruate all over the city?" Stay with us."
Family Guy
"Oh, you guys,I can't tell you how much I appreciate all your hard work."
Family Guy
"It's really gonna make a difference with my campaign."
Family Guy
"Hey, Lois, take a look. I just made 500 T-shirts that say..."
Family Guy
"Vote for Lois, unless you're queer."
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"No Jews, though."
Family Guy
"Okay, Jews."
Family Guy
"Oh... These are wonderful, sweetie."
Family Guy
"Chris, why don't you put these upstairs in your closet so we don't lose them?"
Family Guy
"But the evil monkey lives in my closet."
Family Guy
"Of course, he hasn't been as evil since he became a Jehovah's Witness."
Family Guy
"Hi, I'm going door-to-door to campaign on behalf of Lois Griffin"
Family Guy
"who's offering real change for the city of Quahog."
Family Guy
"May we count on your vote next Tuesday?"
Family Guy
"Chris, this is our house."
Family Guy
"- Pork chops. - Excellent."
Family Guy
"- Chris, have you been to any other houses? - I have not."
Family Guy
"- Would you like to come in? - Please."
Family Guy
"This is Tom Tucker with some breaking election coverage."
Family Guy
"I'm confident that the people of Quahog will make the right choice."
Family Guy
"And here to help me secure the Latino vote is actor Jimmy Smits."
Family Guy
"Adam West likes to eat food that's grilled in foil."
Family Guy
"Boy, this election's gonna be a tight one."
Family Guy
"It's probably gonna be decided by just a couple of votes."
Family Guy
"And here we are sitting here like a bunch of lazy, paraplegic cops."
Family Guy
"Guys, I need you to help out on the campaign."
Family Guy
"Oh, man, that's like making all, like, signs, and walking around or what?"
Family Guy
"You know, you bastards got a stake in this, too."
Family Guy
"I mean, Lois is my wife, and if she's the mayor"
Family Guy
"we can pretty much do whatever the hell we want."
Family Guy
"I was just asking if you wanted..."
Family Guy
"We got enough napkins? Yeah, we got enough napkins."
Family Guy
"That's enough. That's enough right there."
Family Guy
"Is this-Is this straight? Is this straight right there?"
Family Guy
"No, no... Is this straight? I can't tell..."
Family Guy
"Meg, sweep that up. Get-Get a broom, sweep that up."
Family Guy
"Sweep that up. Put it in your room, but sweep it up first."
Family Guy
"Suspect number two, he's the one who raped me."
Family Guy
"Ma'am, I know that you're going through a difficult time right now,"
Family Guy
"but I just have a few more questions."
Family Guy
"- Are you planning to vote tomorrow? - What?"
Family Guy
"Are you aware that Lois Griffin has a plan"
Family Guy
"What does that have to do with what happened to me?"
Family Guy
"maybe I say I smell alcohol on your breath."
Family Guy
"You can't do that!"
Family Guy
"Sounds like Lois Griffin can count on your vote."
Family Guy
"Hi. When you go to vote for mayor tomorrow, please vote for Lois Griffin."
Family Guy
"That's right. I work at a deli and I know baloney."
Family Guy
"And that's exactly what you'll get with Mayor Adam West."
Family Guy
"Ooh, sa-nap!"
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"Boy, you guys,I really appreciate all the help you've been giving us."
Family Guy
"What the hell are you talking about?"
Family Guy
"Lois is gonna get the entire female vote 'cause of me."
Family Guy
"You know how many sperm I got left? One."
Family Guy
"He's all alone in there and he's scared, all right?"
Family Guy
"- He's scared. - Ah."
Family Guy
"Welcome, Quahog, to the town hall mayoral debate"
Family Guy
"We will now open up the floor to questions from a community at large."
Family Guy
"Yes, Mrs. Griffin, how do you feel about those computer websites"
Family Guy
"that put a blue square on the home of a sex offender?"
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"Well, the safety of our children is a very important part of my plan for Quahog."
Family Guy
"I'm sorry, your time is up."
Family Guy
"No, no, no, no,I'm not impressed. I'm not impressed, not yet."
Family Guy
"Mayor West, if reelected,"
Family Guy
"Well, citizen, that's an excellent question and I thank you for it."
Family Guy
"I think it's great we live in a town where you can ask questions."
Family Guy
"Because without questions, we'd just have answers."
Family Guy
"And an answer without a question is a statement."
Family Guy
"I don't understand these people."
Family Guy
"He didn't even say anything and they're eating it up."
Family Guy
"Lois, undecided voters are the biggest idiots on the planet."
Family Guy
"Sir, your question, please?"
Family Guy
"Mrs. Griffin, what do you plan to do about crime in our city?"
Family Guy
"Because that's what Jesus wants."
Family Guy
"9/11."
Family Guy
"Mrs. Griffin, what about our traffic problem?"
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"Nine..."
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"Eleven."
Family Guy
"Well, the election results are poring in and it looks like it's gonna be a tight one."
Family Guy
"Which reminds me, Diane, when's the last time you... aw, forget it."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God,I'm an absolute wreck."
Family Guy
"Well, folks, this is it."
Family Guy
"The last of the votes have been tallied and we're getting the final results in now."
Family Guy
"Quahog's new mayor is..."
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"Lois Griffin."
Family Guy
"Oh. Were we done cheering?"
Family Guy
"Well, Mrs. Mayor, how do you feel?"
Family Guy
"Oh, I'm a little nervous, Brian,"
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