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Clips from Family Guy - It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One (S05E05)

"but mostly I'm excited about all the good I'm gonna get to do."
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"Wow, look at you."
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"And the first thing I'm going to do as mayor is clean up Lake Quahog."
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"Well, I know the people will support you, Lois, because you connect with them."
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"Like Disney connects with it's audience."
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"- You da cow! - No, you da cow!"
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"Quahog Town Hall."
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"the environmental damage being done to Lake Quahog,"
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"which is why I'm proposing a very modest tax increase that will help us to..."
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"No, no, no, that's awful. No, no, no, I'm not okay with that."
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"No new taxes!"
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"No new taxes!"
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"No new taxes!"
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"No new taxes!"
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"But what about the terrorists?"
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"That's right, terrorists."
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"Hitler is plotting with..."
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"with the Legion of Doom..."
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"to assassinate Jesus..."
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"using the lake as a base."
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"Meanwhile, at the Legion of Doom..."
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"How did she discover our plan?"
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"Me, Solomon Grundy, kind of dropped the ball on that one."
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"And we alsohave evidence that..."
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"Darth Vader tried to buy yellowcake uranium..."
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"from unwed teenage mothers."
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"Those things all sound scary."
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"How much money before it can feel safe again?"
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"Um... a hundred thousand?"
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"At the top of the news, Lake Quahog is once again clean,"
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"thanks to the efforts of newly elected mayor, Lois Griffin."
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"We now go to Asian reporter, Tricia Takanawa, for her slant on the story."
Family Guy
"Thanks, Tom."
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"Once again, happy locals are frolicking in the waters of Lake Quahog."
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"Sir, how does it feel to have the lake back?"
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"Well, I'll tell you, Tricia, as a local resident,"
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"I feel like I can once again take pride in my community."
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"I think this is really gonna revitalize tourism."
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"I think we're going to be seeing a lot more of that."
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"Hey, you guys."
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"Maybe you can do some damn laundry once in a while."
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"- What? - What?"
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"Wow, Mom, is that a new purse?"
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"Yeah, that looks pretty expensive."
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"Well, don't tell anybody, Brian, but I was a little naughty."
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"I may have dipped into the tax surplus."
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"Wait a minute, you used taxpayer money to buy yourself a handbag?"
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"It's no big deal, Brian."
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"and I figured maybe I earned a little treat, huh?"
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"Oh, come on, it was only $600."
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"Bitch, I thought I said just shut up and be lookin' fine."
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"What the hell's up with these rolling blackouts?"
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"Well, since Lois is the mayor,"
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"I'm allowed to reroute all the town's electricity."
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"What'd you do that for?"
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"So I could reanimate the corpse of Jim Varney."
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"Howdy, Vern."
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"This is some dad-gum nicehouse you got here, Vern."
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"That's Vern, V-Vern,Vern, Vern."
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"Oh, wait, wait, it was John Belushi, that's who I wanted."
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"Peter, how could you...?"
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"Way ahead of you, Brian. My mistake, I'll take care of this."
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"- Hey, Jim, come out in the yard, will ya? - Sure thing, Vern."
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"He got the shotgun, Brian!"
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"Don't ask me how he did it, but Jim Varney got the shotgun!"
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"Excuse me, how much is this coat?"
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"It's $4,300."
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"Oh."
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"Do you think you can give me a little mayoral discount?"
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"Well, I think you're doing a great job, Mrs. Griffin, but my boss would kill me."
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"- How's everything going out here? - Fine, Mr. Voorhees."
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"Good. 'Cause if you screw up, I'll kill ya."
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"Hi. Bob Grossbeard, Quahog Oil."
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"I'd like to buy you that coat."
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"Really?"
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"All I ask in return is that you let my company do"
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"This guy don't sit right with me, Lois. He don't sit right with me."
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"But I just cleaned up Quahog Lake."
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"Do you want the coat or not?"
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"- I want the coat. - Excellent."
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"Eh, I'll just take him for a ride in the car, he'll forget all about it."
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"Wait a minute, I know where we are. The park is near here."
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"We're near the park, Lois. Oh, that's the tree. I peed on that."
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"Hey. Hey, Lois. Lois. There's another dog in that car."
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"H-Hey, hey, hey! There's another dog in that car. Hey!"
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"Other dog, fuck you!"
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"we would like to thank Mayor Lois Griffin for our newest waste pipe."
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"Let the dumping resume."
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"Hey, Jake, how long can you hold your breath under water?"
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"Remembering who I am, you crook."
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"Oh, I'm a crook, am I?"
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"What about all the money you embezzled?"
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"You better play ball, or we'll find someone else who will."
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"I'll play ball."
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"You know what, West? You can have your job back."
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"Good for you, Lois. You wised up before it was too late."
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"Hooray! I'm mayor again!"
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"Don't we need to have a whole new election?"
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"There. Now no one will have heard him say that."
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"We all heard him say it."
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"Anybody else hear anything?"
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"My wife did."
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"Now remember, kids, when we get to Mr. Quagmire's cabin, don't touch anything"
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"Boy, it was nice of Quagmire to let us use his place."
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"This the week you guys were coming up?"
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"They say once every hundred years in this spot,"
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"Donny Most rises from the mist."
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"You son of a bitch, don't even joke about that!"
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"Hmm, now look who's mayor."
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"No, wait, even if you're queer."
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"That's our guy."
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"I've been having sex with every woman in town nonstop for the past two days."
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"between incumbent Adam West and challenger Lois Griffin."
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"God, I can't believe how easy this is."
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"I threw a ten. See that ten there? I threw that."
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"My God, that's more than I spent to go see that prizefight in Vegas."
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"Are you seeing that?! Hey! Hey! Hey!"
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"Aah! My face!"
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"Lois, what the hell are you doing?"
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"It was God."
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