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Clips from Family Guy - It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One (S05E05)

"Family Guy It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One"
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"Almost, Chris."
Family Guy
"Okay, you can stop here."
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"There's no way that microwave cost more than 300 bucks."
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"Hey."
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"You know what? I'm not gonna sting y'all after all."
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"Brian, how many years have I been saying you and I should go berry-picking?"
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"Actually,it's Don Most now."
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"All right,here's a little tune inspired by"
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"Come on, everybody."
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"Sodomy-ee."
Family Guy
"And he said, "Oh,I don't have time." I've got a meeting at 12:30.""
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"And she said, "I'll drive you there.""
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"Wah! I'm sad about stuff! Wah!"
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"Yeah, and it smells bad."
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"I think it's a safe bet that that's responsible."
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"- Is that Ziggy? - No."
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"- You have a Ziggy tattoo? - Aw, geez."
Family Guy
"Oh, I don't think it's so bad. I feel rather like Mozart."
Family Guy
"Now play Handel."
Family Guy
"Hey, baby, want to take a gander at some Adam West penis?"
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"and I'm gonna win."
Family Guy
"Ah, then what is for dinner?"
Family Guy
"Mayor Adam West has widened his lead over challenger Lois Griffin."
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"- Huh? - I'm sorry, Joe. It's just an expression."
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"- Ah. - We got to give Lois a last-minute edge."
Family Guy
"I could do cocaine if I wanted to."
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"- Peter, you want some potatoes? - Yeah, how you doin'?"
Family Guy
"Look, wait, see... I'll fix it."
Family Guy
"All right, all but number two are free to leave."
Family Guy
"to cut property tax in half over the next three years?"
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"Well, you say number two did it,"
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"Except for you, Quagmire, you ain't done nothing."
Family Guy
"I have a 12-point program for the security of..."
Family Guy
"would you increase the frequency of garbage pickup?"
Family Guy
"I'd like to have a beer with him. I'm voting for him."
Family Guy
"Try giving short, simple answers."
Family Guy
"9/11 was bad."
Family Guy
"Mrs. Griffin, what are your plans for cleaning up our environment?"
Family Guy
"Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God!"
Family Guy
"All that power and you've still got that body."
Family Guy
"Wow, Disney gets us."
Family Guy
"And I think we all realize the importance of stopping"
Family Guy
"We have intelligence that suggests that..."
Family Guy
"And we're here with their reactions."
Family Guy
"And, you know, that's something we haven't seen in a while."
Family Guy
"Mom, everyone on TV says you're running the town great."
Family Guy
"Besides, there was a lot left over after the lake cleanup"
Family Guy
"Lois, spending even one penny of that money on yourself is incredibly unethical."
Family Guy
"I thought you said we was going to see Hairspray."
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"- Run for your life! - What?!"
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"Run!"
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"just a little bit of dumping in your lake."
Family Guy
"Then we have a deal."
Family Guy
"Ugh, Brian's gonna be really upset when he finds out."
Family Guy
"Ladies and gentlemen, on behalf of the Quahog Oil Refinery,"
Family Guy
"You want people to find out about that?"
Family Guy
"Politics does terrible things to good people."
Family Guy
"I was so consumed by power and money,"
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"I became the very thing I set out to destroy."
Family Guy
"Mom, are we there yet?"
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"before I have a chance to disinfect it."
Family Guy
"This'll be much better than that vacation we took with the Price Is Right yodeler."
Family Guy
"Stop here. Don't listen to that fat tourist."
Family Guy
"Ah, we should have gone to Plinko like Cleveland."
Family Guy
"Oh... Wow, Quagmire's got a nice place."
Family Guy
"Ah... This is gonna be a relaxing weekend."
Family Guy
"Hey, did you hear something?"
Family Guy
"I think it came from upstairs."
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"Oh..."
Family Guy
"Uh..."
Family Guy
"Beautiful country, isn't it, Chris?"
Family Guy
"God, it is peaceful, no question, Dad."
Family Guy
"Just be careful 'cause they got a lot of big ol' wilderness bugs out here."
Family Guy
"Oh, hey."
Family Guy
"Y'all best be careful or I'm gonna sting you with my stinger."
Family Guy
"Oh, no!"
Family Guy
"But then I's gonna die if I sting you."
Family Guy
"And that's my choice. Y'all ain't worth it."
Family Guy
"I'm just gonna head on over to that flower"
Family Guy
"and suck on that stamen like there's no tomorrow."
Family Guy
"A lot of years, Stewie."
Family Guy
"Wait a minute. Do you know where we are, Brian?"
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"This is a very special place."
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"I think that's just a legend."
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"That's because you're..."
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"Look!"
Family Guy
"Donny Most, Donny Most"
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"He was Ralph on Happy Days."
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"Donny Most, Donny Most"
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"Now he rises from the haze."
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"Donny Most, Donny Most"
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"Sunday, Monday Happy..."
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"Days."
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"one of the great legends of the Old West."
Family Guy
"Well, there once were two cowboys all alone out on the trail."
Family Guy
"And they discovered they could sleep with another male."
Family Guy
"Now they're having gay sex."
Family Guy
"Cowboy gay sex."
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"Sodomy-ee..."
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"Sodomy-ee..."
Family Guy
"Sodomy."
Family Guy
"And when he woke up in the morning, she was still in his bed!"
Family Guy
"- That's it? - Yeah."
Family Guy
"And then she wanted to make him eggs."
Family Guy
"And he said, "No, no,it's at my office."
Family Guy
"It's, like,a half-hour commute." And she said,"
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""I don't mind. It's on the way to my kid's preschool.""
Family Guy
"Hey, hey, Lois,look at me. I got post partum depression."
Family Guy
"This water feels kind of funny."
Family Guy
"Dad, look!"
Family Guy
"Holy crap!"
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, what the hell is wrong with this lake?!"
Family Guy
"So they can just dump their waste into the lake?"
Family Guy
"This can't be legal."
Family Guy
"What kind of world is this where you can't even trust the oil companies anymore."
Family Guy
"- Hey, you've got a tattoo. - No, I don't."
Family Guy
"- Why do you have a Ziggy tattoo? - I just used to think..."
Family Guy
"he was kind of funny. We should, uh, we should get to the hospital."
Family Guy
"Mom, how long do we have to wear these wigs?"
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