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Clips from American Dad! - Poltergasm (S09E09)

"far drunker and on real people!"
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"Something else made the buzzer go off."
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"in the house lately."
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"I think this may be the work of... a ghost."
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"I'm serious, Steve."
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"Things in this house have had a mind of their own, and..."
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"And, yes, I would like another turn."
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"Then how do you explain..."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"that's the first time I've ever seen that game work."
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"Here we are, sir."
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"Oh, what a wonderful room."
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"Just set me down on the bed."
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"Ooh, these sheets feel so good against my bowl."
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"Of course, sir."
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"Thanks, Benji."
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"located downstairs in the lobby."
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"don't miss Rita Rudner's hilarious live stand-up show."
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"between a government bond and a man?"
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"The bond matures."
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"Absolutely incredible!"
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"...dance the night away at our exclusive club..."
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"Aah! Damn it!"
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"located downstairs in the lobby."
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"From world-renowned chef Gordon Fukayami comes"
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"Roppongi, a bistro house with a South Asian flair."
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"Stay calm, Klaus. The maid will be here soon."
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"She'll get some back pills, and you'll be good to go."
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"...don't miss Rita Rudner's hilarious live stand-up show."
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"Do you know the difference"
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"between a government bond and a man?"
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"and the only strange activity we've seen"
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"is stuff we already know about."
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"Like how Dad pretends he's a mummy when he's on the toilet."
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"Also, we know Francine is way too interested"
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"Look, Roger, I admit"
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"3:40. No sign of the ghost."
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"Shut your stupid face. Look."
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"In the basement. The washing machine."
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"Hey, guys."
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"Now, Dad, prepare yourself."
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"Roger and I found proof the house is... haunted."
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"Haunted?! Pl-ease."
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"What? Stan, no."
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"but this ghost is real, and it looks just like me!"
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"Well, maybe 20 pounds ago."
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"That was scary!"
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"But-but fun scary."
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"It's fun to be scared, huh?"
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"It is a ghost."
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"And it's beautiful."
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"Whoa, it's chosen me. It's chosen me."
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"All right, that's it."
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"Greetings."
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"My name is Ruby Zeldastein."
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"Are we really gonna do this?"
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"Do you have a medium character?"
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"Oh, there is a presence here."
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"A very bitter presence."
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"Full of resentment."
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"You're mine now!"
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"Yup. Yup."
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"Darling, that was a spirit."
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"Your spirit."
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"I'm dead?"
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"Not all hauntings are caused by the dead, child."
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"Sometimes they're caused by emotions."
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"Feelings kept locked away so long"
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"that they manifest themselves as a malevolent force."
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"So it is a poltergeist."
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"The entity in this house was born specifically"
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"out of Francine's sexual frustration."
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"I like to call it a "poltergasm.""
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"What are you doing?"
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"I just drew a trademark sign with my finger, child,"
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"because I've registered the word "poltergasm.""
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"Ruby gets a slice."
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"This is preposterous!"
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"I took Francine to Satisfaction Avenue just last night."
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"Now, sweetie, try to remember."
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"When was the last time your husband satisfied you?"
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"Well, like Stan said, last night."
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"Do you know that to be the only and absolute truth?"
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"And therefore the Christian truth?"
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"Well... sort of."
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"It's more like..."
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"Satisfaction Avenue..."
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"adjacent."
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"Adjacent?!"
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"But when we have sex, you look just like Meg Ryan"
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"when... she... fakes... it."
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"Mom, this makes sense."
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"The way you look at Mauricio and me?"
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"You are clearly jealous and repressed."
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"of a lie and nurtured by repression."
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"Think back."
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"When did it all begin?"
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"I guess a couple years ago"
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"when we went to that Sandals resort for our anniversary."
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"Awesome as usual, right?"
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"Be honest. You got there, didn't you?"
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"Well, actually..."
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"I have really gotten this down to a science."
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"How great was it for you? So great, right?"
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"It was, Stan. I-It was the best. Ever."
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"It was..."
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"God's clapping for me."
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"You've been faking it for two years?"
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"Stan,"
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"just because a jack-in-the-box doesn't pop out"
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"doesn't mean I don't enjoy you cranking the handle."
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"Don't touch me. I don't satisfy anymore."
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"I'm the opposite of Snickers!"
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"I'm sorry I'm not packed with peanuts, Francine!"
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"between a government bond and a man?"
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"The bond matures."
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"dance the night away at our exclusive club, Entrancia."
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"don't miss Rita Rudner's hilarious live stand-up show."
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"Do you know the difference"
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"between a government bond and a man?"
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