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Clips from American Dad! - Poltergasm (S09E09)

"The bond matures."
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"Absolutely incredible! Absolutely incredible."
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"Benji!"
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"Just follow the rope into the light!"
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"I'm a-free!"
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"Mauricio, no!"
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"This problem is far worse than I first sensed."
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"Your mother's poltergasm-- trademarked--"
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"has got Mauricio in its claws like that claw game at arcades,"
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"except, you know, if the claw was strong"
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"and didn't drop things."
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"So pretty much not that claw game."
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"Ruby, what... A-Are you saying"
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"until your mother is."
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"- I'm not sure who is. - Well..."
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"Oh, no. Gross."
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"I just don't get it."
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"I can't help but feel this is her fault."
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"You got to get Mom where she needs to get to."
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"I can't, Hayley. I don't know what to do."
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"If only there was some sort of kindly robot or magic wand"
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"that could pleasure my wife."
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"Dad, look around you. The ghost is getting stronger."
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"You have to satisfy Mom."
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"But I clearly don't know what I'm doing anymore."
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"You just need to get some help."
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"A book or the Internet..."
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"Or an oversexed hippie who just happens to be my daughter."
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"Well, that really backfired on me, didn't it?"
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"Okay, Dad, we're running out of time."
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"Tonight's the night you have to please Mom,"
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"and we're gonna help."
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"All right, let's do this."
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"By recreating the night the poltergasm was born"
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"the foul horny spirit from this family."
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"Nobody's questioning that and we're moving on."
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"I call tonight the Sexorcism."
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"Now, that's really trademarked, because I found out"
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"Let's start your training, Dad."
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"First things first, what do you do before sex?"
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"This looks just like our anniversary suite."
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"It even smells like it."
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"This beach-scented candle from CVS"
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"is guaranteed to grease the beef or your money back."
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"You guys have done a great job."
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"I just don't know if I can pull this off."
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"and everything will be fine."
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"American Dad is filmed in front of a live studio audience."
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"I don't want that cup."
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"Why would I want a non-mint condition Grimace cup?"
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"Wake up, children. Look around you."
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"that I needed something phallic in my mouth to even things out."
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"I just knew my Stan the Man would take me there."
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"If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go downstairs"
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"and work on my skateboard."
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"I think today I just might finish it."
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"Wait a minute. If Dad did the job, then..."
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"What do you want from me?!"
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"You got your big "O"!"
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"No... "O"...!"
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"It won't budge!"
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"The Halloween decorations!"
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"Devil Austin Powers!"
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"And the house is sinking, too!"
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"It's a twofer! It's a terrible twofer!"
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"but I couldn't curl your toes!"
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"I'm sorry!"
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"No one shall find release until I do!"
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"Dad, what did you do wrong?!"
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"I don't know! Probably everything!"
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"It's our only hope!"
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"I'm not going out like this!"
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"Okay, honey. Let's do this."
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"I need to get you there, and we're running out of time."
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"And if we're really gonna die,"
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"can we at least just take things slow?"
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"What do you mean? Oh, Stan, don't you remember?"
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"We used to take all night long."
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"You used to kiss my neck."
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"Really? Why?"
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"Because it was never about finishing the race;"
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"it was about running it."
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"But somewhere along the way-- I don't know--"
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"you just started treating our sex like it was..."
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"another one of your missions."
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"Oh, my God. You're right."
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"I do do that."
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"Honey, I'm so sorry."
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"That's okay. Just... kiss my neck."
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"It's working!"
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"I just remembered I also used to blow in your ear!"
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"Oh, Stan."
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"That really turns me on."
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"I don't know!"
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"Now lick my neck"
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"and tell me I'm your favorite horse in the stable!"
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"You're my favorite horse on the whole frontier."
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"Oh, you freak. You lovable freak."
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"I'm a-free!"
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"Bull's-eye."
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"This house... is clean."
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"babadababadababadababada-"
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"Oh, Klaus, I heard you were in Atlantic City."
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"Did you try that new restaurant Roppongi?"
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"I didn't go there to eat."
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"Which I did do."
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"Oh, yeah? In what way?"
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"I'm just better, okay?!"
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"Well, it doesn't sound like that."
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"Geez, you guys need to be more like a government bond..."
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"and mature."
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"Bye! Have a beautiful time."
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"We are benefits."
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"Please. Save your legs for spasming."
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"Call NBC."
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"From world-renowned chef Gordon Fukayami comes"
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"Roger, we've set up cameras in every room in the house,"
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"Is she eating mozzarella like it's an apple?"
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"I was having a dream I owned a collectibles shop."
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"and buried under the foundation."
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