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Clips from Family Guy(1999) - The Unkindest Cut (S16E16)

"Aha!"
Family Guy(1999)
"A confirmed plane ticket to Boca Raton."
Family Guy(1999)
"Looks like we're going to Florida."
Family Guy(1999)
"They must have figured out where the pharmacist is."
Family Guy(1999)
"Tony, what if the answer is a resounding yes?"
Family Guy(1999)
"Oh!"
Family Guy(1999)
"What the hell?"
Family Guy(1999)
"Oh, my God! That shark's attacking Quagmire!"
Family Guy(1999)
"I think it's got him by the wiener!"
Family Guy(1999)
"Man, that guy can get anyone to do that to him."
Family Guy(1999)
"- Quagmire, are you okay? - Do I look okay?!"
Family Guy(1999)
"I think you'll be fine."
Family Guy(1999)
"You just got to wipe that squashed tomato off your crotch."
Family Guy(1999)
"Oh, my God! Quagmire lost his penis!"
Family Guy(1999)
"All right, we got to let all the other boats know."
Family Guy(1999)
"What is it again?"
Family Guy(1999)
"White flag for "friendly,""
Family Guy(1999)
"Oh, man, that sucks."
Family Guy(1999)
"Doc, give it to us straight. What's going on with our friend?"
Family Guy(1999)
"Well, Mr. Griffin, there's no easy way to put this,"
Family Guy(1999)
"so I'm just gonna come right out and say it."
Family Guy(1999)
"- He's black. - Not that friend. Quagmire."
Family Guy(1999)
"Oh, him. Well, Mr. Quagmire,"
Family Guy(1999)
"you've had quite the nasty shark attack."
Family Guy(1999)
"Luckily, you'll be okay."
Family Guy(1999)
"But you're going to have to learn to live without a penis."
Family Guy(1999)
"Or will you?"
Family Guy(1999)
"Oh, what's this?"
Family Guy(1999)
"Is it... your penis?"
Family Guy(1999)
"Nah, I'm just foolin'."
Family Guy(1999)
"Doc, do you know who you're talking to?"
Family Guy(1999)
"- That penis was my whole life! - It's not so bad."
Family Guy(1999)
"At least you're not this pathetic guy"
Family Guy(1999)
"who couldn't get his boat in the water."
Family Guy(1999)
"Have you seen this?"
Family Guy(1999)
"You should take his wiener. He's clearly not using it."
Family Guy(1999)
"Stop looking at us!"
Family Guy(1999)
"- What are we doing here? - This is Pitbull's house."
Family Guy(1999)
"He knows everything about South Florida."
Family Guy(1999)
"He can help us find Mort."
Family Guy(1999)
"Doorbell, doorbell,"
Family Guy(1999)
"doorbell, ring."
Family Guy(1999)
"It's my house."
Family Guy(1999)
"Esta mi casa."
Family Guy(1999)
"Wow. Imagine kind of knowing two languages."
Family Guy(1999)
"♪ Tingta tongka te tong tong tink. ♪"
Family Guy(1999)
"What can I do for you, my friends amigos?"
Family Guy(1999)
"I told you. This guy's the real deal."
Family Guy(1999)
"We're looking for a friend who's hiding out down here."
Family Guy(1999)
"He's a Jewish pharmacist from Rhode Island."
Family Guy(1999)
"And here's Pitbull with his newest hit,"
Family Guy(1999)
"Adios good-bye, amigo friends."
Family Guy(1999)
"I think I hear Mort in the bathroom."
Family Guy(1999)
"Come on, urine, you can do this!"
Family Guy(1999)
"It's just like your toilet at home. Please!"
Family Guy(1999)
"Is someone out there?"
Family Guy(1999)
"Housekeeping!"
Family Guy(1999)
"Oh, come on in. I'm just urinating."
Family Guy(1999)
"Oh, boy, what a healthy stream!"
Family Guy(1999)
"Will it ever end?"
Family Guy(1999)
"What are you guys doing here?"
Family Guy(1999)
"We're taking you back to Quahog to collect our reward."
Family Guy(1999)
"Oh, no, I can't go back there!"
Family Guy(1999)
"The mob will kill me!"
Family Guy(1999)
"- Ha! - What?"
Family Guy(1999)
"A shark bit Quagmire's penis off."
Family Guy(1999)
"Ha."
Family Guy(1999)
"- What am I gonna do? - Come on, now."
Family Guy(1999)
"Keep that enormous chin up, Glenn."
Family Guy(1999)
"There's lots you can do."
Family Guy(1999)
"You could devote your life to Christ,"
Family Guy(1999)
"or become a eunuch."
Family Guy(1999)
"Cleveland, why don't you sit this one out?"
Family Guy(1999)
"Listen, Quagmire, I got just the way"
Family Guy(1999)
"for you to embrace your new life without a penis."
Family Guy(1999)
"I've had this computer blocked"
Family Guy(1999)
"- on the Internet besides porn. - Like what?"
Family Guy(1999)
"Well, uh, there's, uh..."
Family Guy(1999)
"I like to research birds. Try to learn a bird a day."
Family Guy(1999)
"Well, not that necessarily, but, uh..."
Family Guy(1999)
"You got your robin."
Family Guy(1999)
"- Your swallow. - Swallow?"
Family Guy(1999)
"Uh, actually this is what we're trying to avoid."
Family Guy(1999)
"Look, I appreciate what you're trying to do, guys,"
Family Guy(1999)
"but this is a disaster."
Family Guy(1999)
"We did everything together."
Family Guy(1999)
"Absolutely everything."
Family Guy(1999)
""As she tenderly unlaced her silken corset,"
Family Guy(1999)
"Jennifer shuddered in anticipation of..."
Family Guy(1999)
"As soon as I'm back in Quahog,"
Family Guy(1999)
"- the mob is gonna kill me! - I don't care."
Family Guy(1999)
"We're getting the hell out of Florida."
Family Guy(1999)
"Florida. Which, interesting trivia,"
Family Guy(1999)
"was the name of the mom in Good Times"
Family Guy(1999)
"played by David Ortiz."
Family Guy(1999)
"Uh-oh, looks like the mob knew we were coming."
Family Guy(1999)
"It's him! Get him!"
Family Guy(1999)
"Oh, no! We're done for!"
Family Guy(1999)
"Crap. They got Mort. There goes our reward."
Family Guy(1999)
"Well, maybe we were in over our heads."
Family Guy(1999)
"Like an announcer who knows nothing about his sport."
Family Guy(1999)
"Looks like he's going for his 5-iron."
Family Guy(1999)
"Jordan Spieth, of course,"
Family Guy(1999)
"having a great tournament."
Family Guy(1999)
"He birdied this hole yesterday."
Family Guy(1999)
"Is that right? Wow."
Family Guy(1999)
"And he hits a great shot, right on the green."
Family Guy(1999)
"Yeah, yeah."
Family Guy(1999)
"How, uh... how do you win golf?"
Family Guy(1999)
"Couples Looking for a House"
Family Guy(1999)
"Well, I'm looking for a place with good schools,"
Family Guy(1999)
"and, because he works in the city,"
Family Guy(1999)
"he's looking for an easy commute."
Family Guy(1999)
"and I work in town as a choreographer and florist."
Family Guy(1999)
"And we'll probably need a nursery."
Family Guy(1999)
"Well, that's a discussion."
Family Guy(1999)
"- Oh, hey, Quagmire. - Hey, Peter."
Family Guy(1999)
"I just came by to thank you"
Family Guy(1999)
"for giving me the kick in the pants I needed"
Family Guy(1999)
"- and embrace my new life. - I farted."
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