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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Mystery Date Observation (S09E09)

"I'm trying not to."
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"Do you know him?"
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"No, but I've followed his work for years."
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"He's a rock star."
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"What's he like?"
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"He really seems into her."
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"I took a video."
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"I forgot how much fun this is."
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"Why'd you bring him?"
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"I had to; we're married now."
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"Ugh, I hear that."
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"I'm sorry, just one more question about Sheldon."
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"Sure, why not?"
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"When he wrote his paper on supersingular prime numbers,"
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"Um... about an hour and half."
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"Very much like this one. Mm."
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"I doubt it was like this one."
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"I mean, he's a genius, and I wasn't even smart enough"
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"to figure out why my wife always smelled of croissants."
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"What was the rest of your question?"
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"Really?"
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"You-you want me to introduce you to my ex-boyfriend?"
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"No, wait. Do it."
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"No. I changed my mind."
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"Oh! I don't know what to do."
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"Are we gonna be much longer?"
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"I really have to go to the bathroom."
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"Right here."
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"Someone will show."
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"And no matter what happens, this is still a fun experiment."
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"Not as fun as the night we blew up grapes in the microwave."
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"We really have led full lives."
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"Maybe you don't want"
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"someone exactly like you."
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"You know what they say: opposites attract."
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"Well, by that logic,"
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"I should be with someone short, dull and needy, eh?"
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"but I can't shake a stick around here without hitting that."
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"You know, I once drove 500 miles"
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"to hear him speak at Stanford."
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"Really? Wasn't it great?"
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"Well, the next time you watch it,"
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"that he said was stupid and obvious."
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"That's, um, terrific."
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"Listen, I'm-I'm kind of tired. Can we call it a night?"
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"Oh, gosh. Sorry, I've just spent the whole night"
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"No, you're not."
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"Well, maybe not an idiot, but certainly not as smart as..."
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"someone we won't mention."
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"Thank you. But you said"
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"you might introduce me to him-- I'm free on Thursday."
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"What? Here, give me, give me."
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"Oh, my God. Oh, my God, they're coming right towards us."
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"We got to get out of here. Okay. Well, wait, what about Leonard?"
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"She just hit my car!"
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"What are you guys doing here?"
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"Oh! Hey, Ames! What are you doing here?"
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"Aren't you Leonard Hofstadter?"
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"Amy, can you believe it? It's Dr. Leonard Hofstadter!"
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"No. Pinch me."
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"It's an absolute pleasure to meet you. Can I shake your hand?"
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"I don't know if you want to do that-- I was just..."
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"Amy, I'm never washing this hand again."
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"60 seconds."
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"This is not looking good."
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"I've been telling women that for 20 years."
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"45. 45 seconds is"
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"and fall in love with me."
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"You know, probably half that if I break out the old cow eyes."
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"What if it's Jennifer Lawrence?"
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"Oh, that last Hunger Games was not my cup of tea."
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"You thought she was great in X-Men."
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"at the last possible moment."
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"Oh, no. It is Jennifer Lawrence."
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"four..."
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"one."
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"I don't think it matters. Look, Sheldon,"
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"Okay? Not because of a test or a Web site,"
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"but because..."
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"We are the dreamers of dreams!"
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"It's an actual girl, and she's really pretty."
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"Answer it!"
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"Can I help you?"
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"Um, a-are you the physicist that placed the ad on Craigslist?"
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"Hi. I'm Vanessa Bennett."
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"Sorry it took a while for me to get here."
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"I was stuck in this boring symposium"
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"on atomic spectroscopy when I came across your ad,"
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"and it saved my night."
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"into ancient Sanskrit before."
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"Well..."
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"careful, hmm, it's addictive."
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"Ahm asman matey-bee ta-teyva."
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"And just like that, you're a Klingon-Sanskrit junkie."
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"I am a bit of a unicorn."
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"like a special lady, uh, but as you know,"
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"you missed the deadline, so thanks for playing."
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"How could you send her away?!"
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"she found atomic spectroscopy boring."
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"Well, I wouldn't coitus her with your genitals."
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"I'm really sorry about your car."
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"Oh, it's all right."
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"If you're free next weekend, I'd love to take you out again."
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"but I just... I don't think this is working out."
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"I'm really sorry."
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"No, it's... at least the same woman"
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"that rejected Sheldon Cooper rejected me."
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"There you go."
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"If I ever do meet him, we'll have that in common."
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"Sure. Heh."
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"And... he's kissed you and I've kissed you,"
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"so if you think about it... Okay, get out."
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"There's no point in dwelling on it. As the Vulcans say,"
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"And if she says yes,"
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"well, then she can just ponfo miran."
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"but ultimately a flavorless lump of sadness."
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"You're not wrong about Fruit Stripe."
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"I-I was always a Hubba Bubba man. Mm."
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"All I'm looking for"
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"Well, some people think the sexiest organ is the brain."
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