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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) (S29E29)

"- _ - Huh?"
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"for opening the wine you bring, sir."
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"30 bucks to open a box?!"
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"I mean, nothing's too good for this lady."
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"- Play the violin. - I am just a waiter, sir."
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"I said play the violin."
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"After dinner drinks."
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"I feel like Mrs. Remington Steele."
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"♪ Paesi che non ho mai... ♪"
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"I want you. I want you!"
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"And I want you. Only you."
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"What the...?"
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"Oh. Sweetie, I-I think you'd better see who it is."
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"you've got your "Keep Out, Flanders" sign up,"
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"but, uh, I'm sorry, I-I..."
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"I'm feeling mighty low, sir."
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"Flanders? What's wrong?"
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"That's a made-up thing."
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"Mmm-mmm."
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"Lukewarm water. If I close my eyes,"
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"I can pretend I'm at the dentist."
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"Afterwards, I'll grab some Flintstone vitamins"
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"and try to knock myself out."
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"Ned, what happened?"
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"I'm out of work."
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"The Leftorium is no-morium."
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"Hey, Ned. I can't hack it anymore."
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"You want to buy my side of the kiosk?"
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"I'll get all the people coming out of Sears!"
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"But I got squat."
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"_"
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"People are getting all their southpaw sundries online."
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"All I was getting were right-handed college students"
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"who wanted to experiment."
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"Don't worry, Ned."
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"Homer will tell you how to get a job at the plant."
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"- Because it's date night. - You said that wasn't a thing."
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"- Let's not fight on date night. - Oh, all right."
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"Oh, thank you."
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"And as a reward, you get my famous cocoa."
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"Now, I assume the two of you will want a cup?"
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"Make my next one a double."
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"_"
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"I cannot be your head of Human Resources"
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"and the lying under oath."
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"And especially this!"
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"Would you like to be the new head of Human Resources?"
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"Not so fast."
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"You may have to give me blood from time to time."
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"Yes, sir. My blood's like my attitude:"
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"- B-positive. - Excellent."
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"Isn't this great? We're carpooling to work."
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"So I can see you in the morning, at work,"
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"in the evening, and in my dreams,"
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"thanking you for saving my life."
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"Look, Ned, we're just driving together."
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""neighborinos" or "oopsy-doopsies.""
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"- Okily-dokily. - Here's another suggestion:"
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"no talk, just music."
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"Magical Ministry Tour."
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"♪ Pray, pray, heart and soul ♪"
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"♪ Stick another dime in the poor box, baby. ♪"
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"Maybe we should talk."
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"Well, of course, my friend."
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"- Want to talk about Jesus? - No."
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"- Want to talk about Ecclesiastes? - No."
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"Want to talk about baby Jesus?"
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"♪ Pray, pray, heart and soul ♪"
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"Let's crank it up to six."
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"- _ - You'll notice on your paycheck,"
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"Isn't this a power plant?"
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"As defined by the IRS, we are a religion."
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"And that is the last question you'll ask of me."
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"I will break you in one day."
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"- _ - Now we're gonna do a little role-playing"
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"with Smitty and Jacqueline."
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"Smitty, pretend you're greeting her."
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"Uh, have a good one."
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"An unspecified object is the devil's wordplay,"
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"so I say, "Come and go with a hidely-ho!""
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"What a wuss."
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"I just told him who to call."
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"And you didn't put in a good word?"
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"- No. - You idiot."
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"A recommendation from you would've sunk him for sure."
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"Okay, what happens if I touch her?"
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"Mm. Go ahead."
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"This hardly seems fair!"
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"- _ - Hmm."
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"- You color very neatly. - Thank you."
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"Pride's a sin."
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"So is snitching to God, Rod."
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"I'm Todd. I think."
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"Homer. Homer."
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"Homer, you were sleeping at work."
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"I had to mop up your drool."
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"To beef up team spirit, I thought I'd form"
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"a little prayer circle at lunch."
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"Um, if you pray at lunch,"
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"aren't you interrupting God's lunch?"
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"Finally, someone thinks about God."
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"Um, Todd, do you have anything else you can do?"
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"- Can I pray for you? - Ugh. If you do it silently."
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"The cleansing fire foretold by"
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"the Council of Nicaea before they got leprosy!"
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"- That's not silently! - You have such great hearing."
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"I miss Milhouse."
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"I knew if I switched from white to dark socks,"
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"Uh, you wanted to see me?"
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"I happen to know your father didn't die."
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"Look, Ned, you have to learn the way things work around here."
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"People cut corners. You have to let things slide."
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"Let me repeat."
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"Sorry, Homer, I can't cut you any slack."
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"I owe it to you to help you achieve your potential."
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"Maybe you could help get me another job at the plant."
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"One where you don't have to show up, like safety inspector."
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"But you are the safety inspector."
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"Then I should really return these things"
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"They look like gummy worms, but they're not."
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