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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) (S29E29)

"Why can't he be like our neighbor on the other side"
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"who we never see?"
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"Oh, no. No. No."
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"Oh, Lord, it's Homer Simpson."
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"I forget. Are you seven hours ahead or behind?"
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"Whatever. I really need your help with Flanders."
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"Could you please get him fired?"
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"I feel you. Thanks."
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"Oh, I reached him."
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"So, looking through the records,"
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"Ned, would you mind"
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"if I brought a few associates into this meeting?"
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"Well, no."
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"that seeped into your bones."
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"We have some leaks in our pipes"
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"and need tiny hands to plug them."
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"Uh, they said they wouldn't send you any children, sir."
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"I want to thank you, Homer. You've been a true blue friend."
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"Can we talk about something fun?"
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"I now weigh more than Fat Elvis."
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"Well, I know I got one advantage you don't."
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"Um, Ned, I have a confession to make."
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"Now don't go turning Catholic on me."
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"I can't. I don't fit in those booths."
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"Ah, don't worry about me."
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"I'm sure there's a job out there for a Bob Jones University grad"
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"who majored in teaching and casting out demons"
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"Hmm. Wish Mr. Burns didn't send these home with you."
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"A word to the wise: don't be cocky."
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"Don't say you can lifeguard if you can't swim."
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"It'll come up, believe me."
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"Mm-mm, mm-mm. You can't pose for your cover photo like that."
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"_"
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"Ned, would you like to say grace?"
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"Heavenly Father,"
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"thank you for the blessing of being tested, losing my wife,"
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"and losing $23 at blackjack to Bart."
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"23 chips, so $2,300."
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"- I'll finish grace at home. - Can you do that?"
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"Yes, I can do that!"
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"Oh, God, now the apologies are gonna start."
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"I apologize for my tone of voice,"
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"and for the things I said."
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"I will get that skunk out of your birdhouse."
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"I don't care what you say, Marge. We got to help him!"
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"I want to help him."
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"Good, good. The ice queen begins to thaw."
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"It really helps to eat your feelings."
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"I've got it! I know what job Ned can do!"
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"Well, go tell him. He goes to bed in five minutes."
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"- A carpenter? - No."
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"- Fisherman? - No."
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"- Foot washer? - No."
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"- Wine creator? - No."
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"- Water walker? - No."
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"- Superstar? - No."
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"- Dashboard ornament? - No! A teacher."
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"I think you should be a teacher."
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"Like Jesus."
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"Lord, should I do it?"
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"_"
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"And you shall receive it."
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"♪ The teacher is teaching the golden rule ♪"
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"- _ - ♪ American history and practical math ♪"
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"I promised I wouldn't cry on his first day of school."
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"So, rub-a-dub-dub, 30 kids and their sub."
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"Let's be friends, shall we?"
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"Teacher, teacher, you must quit."
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"You can't teach us math or lit."
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"We will make you leave by lunch."
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"Martin Prince? Were you in on that poem?"
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"Oh, they paid me. A gig's a gig."
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"Well, sir, I'm not scared off."
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"I got two little wild things at home."
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"A dingus."
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"Well, in that case, I'm the biggest dingus in the world."
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"_"
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"Okay, then, let's give Mr. Flanders a room 4F salute."
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"Why me?"
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"- Prove your loyalty. - My loyalty to what?"
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"Bart Simpson, I know you..."
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"we've been fishing together, we've gone to church together..."
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"and if you can fire that spit wad after our long relationship,"
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"Oh."
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"Last lesson, kids."
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""F" is for foolish and failure and Flanders."
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"You win."
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"Yes?"
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"- What? - I made you a little house."
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"There's me praying. There's you at the computer."
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"I made you a saxophone out of dried macaroni,"
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"and the crackers on the roof... they're solar panels."
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"Todd, I had you all wrong."
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"You're a wonderful kid, and I'm happy to call you my pal."
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"Okay, that's enough."
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"I think I ruined Flanders' life."
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"- Join the club. - What are you doing here?"
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"I come here for a G&T... gumball and talk."
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"Here you go, pal."
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"Listen, you've got to apologize to Flanders."
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"Why don't you apologize to Flanders?"
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"You're the one who prayed for him to get fired."
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"What? He should apologize to me, because he..."
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"well, he... he makes me feel so damn guilty!"
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"All right, I'll apologize, too."
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"What's she doing here?"
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"Hello. She's my designated driver."
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"Hey, fellas. What brings you here?"
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"We came to say we're sorry,"
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"and we want you to go back to teaching."
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"Oh, with all I've been through,"
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"I've never questioned my faith until now."
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"Almost as good as her."
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"Thank you, son."
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"Remember, if you can teach one kid one thing,"
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"She never gave up."
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"- Neither will I. - Great."
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"Now, this counts as a parent-teacher conference"
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"and a Christmas concert."
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"Well, that's all well and good,"
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