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Clips from Family Guy - Once Bitten (S13E13)

"Goes the weasel!"
Family Guy
"All right, if I'm gonna give Brian his medicine,"
Family Guy
"I should probably watch that old episode of Lassie"
Family Guy
"What's that, Lassie? You feel sick?"
Family Guy
"What's wrong, girl?"
Family Guy
"Okay."
Family Guy
"You guys are gross!"
Family Guy
"There's too much passing gas in this house."
Family Guy
"So from now on, anytime you got to cut one,"
Family Guy
"Are you insane?"
Family Guy
"Lois, it's okay... it's all a trick."
Family Guy
"As soon as Brian does it, I'm gonna be on the other side,"
Family Guy
"But so rich. Will you excuse me?"
Family Guy
"Where do our Hollywood farts go?"
Family Guy
"It's your liver; you do whatever you want."
Family Guy
"Fine. We're both in agreement."
Family Guy
"So let's just both watch TV."
Family Guy
"It's nice to watch TV when you have nothing else to do, isn't it?"
Family Guy
"I'm still in charge of you! I'm a human! Stop it! Get away from me!"
Family Guy
"This is for your benefit, so just go limp and take it!"
Family Guy
"You touch my ass, I swear to God I'll kill you!"
Family Guy
"You... you bit me!"
Family Guy
"You're damn right I did! And I'll do it again"
Family Guy
"But, Brian, the vet said..."
Family Guy
"Wow, where did that come from?"
Family Guy
"God, that was so intense."
Family Guy
"I feel more powerful than a lesbian's crotch."
Family Guy
"Ooh, sorry, ma'am, we don't valet motorcycles."
Family Guy
"Heh. Don't need to."
Family Guy
"It just doesn't seem like him."
Family Guy
"Oh, yeah, 'cause you know him so well."
Family Guy
"Oh. Uh... hey, Brian."
Family Guy
"But this is my breakfast."
Family Guy
"we're the couple who lives a few blocks away."
Family Guy
"TV ANNOUNCER: We now return to an '80s teen movie at a realistic high school."
Family Guy
"You're going down at that karate tournament."
Family Guy
"I don't think so."
Family Guy
"You guys do karate?"
Family Guy
"You're both losers."
Family Guy
"So, Peter, I assume if you're watching TV,"
Family Guy
"that means you already did all my chores?"
Family Guy
"I-I sure did, sure did. I scared off the mailman, threatened Quagmire's cat,"
Family Guy
"No jumping out."
Family Guy
"Drop it."
Family Guy
"All right, I need you to buy a birthday present for my friend Jeff..."
Family Guy
"he likes the Packers and surfing."
Family Guy
"Enough is enough, Peter."
Family Guy
"The dog's not in charge of this house."
Family Guy
"so we can get him back under control."
Family Guy
"You know, sending him to school wouldn't be the worst idea."
Family Guy
"Man, I love college. So many chicks, so many parties."
Family Guy
"I'm supposed to meet the R.A. for coffee later in the common room, but until then,"
Family Guy
"I'm just gonna walk around with my shower caddy"
Family Guy
"and see what people wrote on their whiteboards."
Family Guy
"I don't know... my dad's might have been on there this morning."
Family Guy
"Oh, hey, Meg."
Family Guy
"I saw you stomp that pigeon today with your bare foot."
Family Guy
"Pretty powerful stuff."
Family Guy
"Look, I'd love to stay and talk, Neil, but I have homework,"
Family Guy
"and there was no toilet paper in the girls' bathroom."
Family Guy
"Well, while you freshen up, maybe I could help you get a head start on that homework."
Family Guy
"You'd do that? Wow, that'd be great!"
Family Guy
"and pretend we're driving them."
Family Guy
"Sorry, Chris. Booty calls."
Family Guy
"What was that all about?"
Family Guy
"Well, I guess I have to do it by myself."
Family Guy
"Please get out. I never drive this car. My wife died in it."
Family Guy
"There are no belly scratches here! There are no table scraps!"
Family Guy
"What we have here are good dogs!"
Family Guy
"No parking lot, hind-leg dancing YouTube dogs!"
Family Guy
"No crime solving, camera mugging Scooby Dooby dogs!"
Family Guy
"Oh, no Scooby Doo, huh?"
Family Guy
"Are you Kathy Griffin? 'Cause I ain't laughing."
Family Guy
"Well, let me tell you something, comedy dog."
Family Guy
"All right, first of all, it seems like"
Family Guy
"you have a lot of opinions about a lot of comedians."
Family Guy
"And second of all... Ow!"
Family Guy
"- That hurts! - That's right."
Family Guy
"Silent and terrible, like The Artist."
Family Guy
"I watch a lot of TV and movies."
Family Guy
"Now, down on all fours like the rest of them!"
Family Guy
"That's right, we got ways to break your spirit!"
Family Guy
"In fact, you seem like a prime candidate for The Chair."
Family Guy
"Yes, I did, dear."
Family Guy
"Move along. Got to keep the hallway clear."
Family Guy
"This isn't because of my divorce."
Family Guy
"Good for him. He actually followed through."
Family Guy
"What the hell? Again?"
Family Guy
"Thanks for doing my book report, Neil."
Family Guy
"And I didn't even have to change the handwriting, 'cause you write like a girl."
Family Guy
"You should see me throw."
Family Guy
"Listen, Meg, would you want to go to a movie sometime?"
Family Guy
"You know what? I'd like that. It's a date."
Family Guy
"Okay, well, I'll, uh... I'll see you later."
Family Guy
"You sure are spending a lot of time with my sister lately."
Family Guy
"Listen, Chris, you're my friend, so I have to confess."
Family Guy
"My sitting with you at lunch was part"
Family Guy
"of a carefully laid-out plan to get close to your sister."
Family Guy
"What?! Look, I know it sounds terrible."
Family Guy
"God, I should have known it."
Family Guy
"So you did commit the murder?"
Family Guy
"Uh-huh."
Family Guy
"Uh-huh."
Family Guy
"No further questions, Your Honor."
Family Guy
"Are-are... are you sure?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, what-what... yeah, what do you think,"
Family Guy
"I'm gonna make you stay in the yard? Get in here."
Family Guy
"Sir, if it takes the rest of my life, I will repay you."
Family Guy
"Oh, no, no, no, I'm-I'm not a cat."
Family Guy
"And-and I'm just happy to be here."
Family Guy
"Brian, what did they do to you at that school?"
Family Guy
"You're-you're so... submissive."
Family Guy
"That is... that is a perfectly valid way of saying that."
Family Guy
"Bravo, Master. Master?"
Family Guy
"There you go."
Family Guy
"You-you look very dapper, sir. Thanks, Brian."
Family Guy
"That's why it's called that!"
Family Guy
"Permission to take fast, tiny bites of my own tail, sir?"
Family Guy
"Granted."
Family Guy
"What the hell are you doing?"
Family Guy
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