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Clips from Family Guy - Once Bitten (S13E13)

"No way you tied that on your own."
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"* Don't get shot by a bullet"
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"* Don't get shot by a bullet *"
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"* Keep your wits about you"
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"You know, this is nice."
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"It's actually the first time I've been on a date since I got the nickname Gutterball."
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"Here, hold still."
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"Make a wish."
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"This."
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"You used me just so you could date my sister!"
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"Oh, my God! Chris?!"
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"I'm so sorry! Oh, what have I done?!"
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"Okay, Dad, you got us in. Now just go."
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"Cleveland, what are you looking at?"
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"I'm on edge. Saw Halloween II last night."
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"Brian, go outside. Keep guard for Michael Myers."
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"Boy, Peter, seems like that obedience school did wonders for Brian."
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"Maybe I should send Bonnie."
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"Oh. Oh, my!"
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"No. You need to know what you did."
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"Hey, Brian, you know... you know what we should do?"
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"Let's you and me go pee in Meg's bed."
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"Pee in her bed?"
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"I-I... I could never do that."
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"and that's-that's... that's bad dog stuff. That-that's not good dog stuff!"
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"Wait. What? What are you talking about?"
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"Forgive me for speaking out of turn, sir,"
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"but you sent me to that school to change me."
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"First, I went, and you went?"
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"We best get you to bed, sir."
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"Oh, come on, Brian. It's still early."
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"Let's just... let's go throw potatoes at Cleveland's house."
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"You go ahead. I've got to go make the waffle fries"
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"that you scream-requested in the car."
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"Geez, what the hell happened to him?"
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"We used to be so close, but now we seem so different."
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"Like a whale and his developmentally-disabled brother."
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"Get in my mouth, you hundreds of fish."
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"for Free Jerky Stick Night."
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"What do you want, Neil?"
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"And why are you playing the news?"
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"Oh, it's an old boom box. I don't own any cassettes,"
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"Look, Chris, I-I'm sorry I lied to you,"
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"but I'd still like to be friends, and I hope..."
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"I'm sorry. I have to put the boom box down."
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"The D batteries make it very heavy."
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"Neil! There you are!"
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"I finally give you a shot, and you abandon me in a movie theater?!"
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"I'm sorry, Meg, but my friendship with Chris is more important."
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"You're a jerk, Neil!"
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"This is 'cause I'm drunk!"
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"Hey, Lois, you noticed ever since Brian came back"
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"and he-he never wants to do fun stuff together like before."
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"I mean, the thing I always loved about Brian was"
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"that he wasn't just a pet. He was a friend."
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"I mean, what if he bit Stewie?"
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"How about you bite me, bitch?"
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"Wait a minute. You're right! He bit me!"
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"I'm sorry. Was that too harsh?"
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"It sounded more playful in my head."
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"but I'm doing this in the name of friendship."
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"Oh, my God."
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"No, no, no, it's okay! It's okay! Don't you see, Brian?"
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"That's the appropriate response if anyone gets near your anus."
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"Look, we were wrong to try to change you."
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"You do?"
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"But-but I was a bad dog."
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"I know, but that's what I liked about you, you know?"
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"Am I gonna be okay? Am I gonna be okay? Wait, how do you get pinkeye?"
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"That's what I want!"
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"Look, I'm really sorry I bit you."
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"Oh, forget all that."
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"I'm just happy to have my best friend back."
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"I missed you, Brian."
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"I've missed you, too, Peter."
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"Welcome back, buddy."
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"And now I'm gonna go upstairs and pee in Meg's bed."
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"No."
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"We're gonna go pee in Meg's bed."
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"Hey, what's up?"
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"Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?"
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"Yeah, I'm fine. It just seems kind of..."
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"Oh, Lois, your dog threw up."
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"I-I'm fine. Really. I-I got more energy than a cruise ship conga line."
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"Okay, I'll be in the waiting room barking at the fish in the tank."
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"Oh, you're a dirty doctor, aren't you?"
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"Hey, Chris, I noticed you were sitting alone. You mind if I join you?"
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"This one says you're a "dirty kick.""
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"Don't want anyone to get freaked out by the transformation."
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"I think you and I could get along very nicely."
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"Look, I know it sounds a little rough, but why don't we start"
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"Huh. Guess I'm just gonna have to take him by surprise."
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"After all, I used to be a Pete-in-the-box."
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"You were lying? You weren't feeling sick?"
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"Kids, everybody, family meeting!"
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"No. Absolutely not. I am not living like this."
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"Morgan, the coq Au vin is divine."
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"I've heard they're filtered into Tom Sizemore's house."
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"I'm glad you think it sounds good."
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"I still can't believe Brian bit you."
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"Get out of that chair. Leave the eggs."
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"Yeah, totally."
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"Uh, before I touch anything, is this a nut-free counter?"
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"Thanks. I don't like losing any part of my lunch."
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"So maybe you are Kathy Griffin."
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"Or maybe you're that comedy dog with Robert Smigel's hand up your backside."
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"You're here for me to poop on!"
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"Our summer cabin is near the obedience school."
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"You know, if I didn't know better, I'd think that fish are ghosts."
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"Go away! I never want to talk to you again!"
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"And a surprisingly quick erection for Stewie."
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"Yeah, and also the friendly warning about theater shootings."
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"* This place used to be fun!"
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"What did you wish for?"
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"It was your turn, wasn't it?"
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"Hi, guys!"
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"What the hell is your problem?!"
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"Yeah. I'd like that, Neil."
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"I'm sorry, Brian,"
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"I-I just want the old you back."
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