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Clips from Family Guy - Once Bitten (S13E13)

"Good start. Keep it up, snack pack."
Family Guy
"I'm very sick from lobster."
Family Guy
"Well, I don't know if I'd label myself a drinker."
Family Guy
"Brian, have you ever heard of Lou Gehrig's disease?"
Family Guy
"Now, the most obvious step would simply be to stop drinking."
Family Guy
"Oh, I know the one... Brian's cousin Jasper."
Family Guy
"Sure. We both have hats."
Family Guy
"Makes sense. Oh, thanks."
Family Guy
"Let's see. Smoked whitefish, herring in cream sauce, smoked sable..."
Family Guy
"I feel the same way, Chris."
Family Guy
"* Spin on finger"
Family Guy
"* Two rotations"
Family Guy
"* Dream about window"
Family Guy
"but then you're gonna have cheese in your ass."
Family Guy
"W-Wait, what? Yeah, the doctor said I got to give you these pills the butt way."
Family Guy
"A supposi-what? What am I supposed to do with it?"
Family Guy
"Gosh. I..."
Family Guy
"Well, if you're in that much pain, I-I guess."
Family Guy
"I don't understand. Why did you want me to do this?"
Family Guy
"It was just a prank?"
Family Guy
"you pull your pants down and you do it through this fart hole."
Family Guy
"You think Morgan Fairchild has a fart hole in her house?"
Family Guy
"Ah... Morgan."
Family Guy
"Hey, no, no. No, no, Brian."
Family Guy
"No, no. You win. You win. I quit."
Family Guy
"Well, thank you. Yes, it is my liver, and I don't want to take that pill."
Family Guy
"And nothing else. Sounds good to me."
Family Guy
"Wha... What the hell?"
Family Guy
"if you don't stay the hell away from my ass!"
Family Guy
"Lois, can you pour my juice?"
Family Guy
"Honey, when did Peter Griffin take up jogging?"
Family Guy
"I don't know, dear. By the way,"
Family Guy
"Uh, morning, sir."
Family Guy
"and I even took your bath for you."
Family Guy
"Now I'm just gonna reach for the shampoo."
Family Guy
"He's got Rupert!"
Family Guy
"Hey, drop it. Drop it."
Family Guy
"First thing tomorrow, I'm taking Brian to obedience school"
Family Guy
"He might even enjoy it. I know I had a blast in college."
Family Guy
"Wait, Neil, I thought you and I were gonna go find unlocked cars"
Family Guy
"Ruh-roh."
Family Guy
"Oh, it seems we got us a comedy dog."
Family Guy
"I am your media-savvy worst nightmare!"
Family Guy
"Honey, did you hear a dog scream?"
Family Guy
"And you admit it here in front of everyone?"
Family Guy
"Motion to have the last eight years stricken from the record!"
Family Guy
"Hey, Brian, you're back!"
Family Guy
"Come on in. In... inside?"
Family Guy
"Who's this puss?"
Family Guy
"I'm-I'm a dog. I'm your pet."
Family Guy
"Yes, looks like someone's gone at him with a "hwhip.""
Family Guy
"God, I love the new you."
Family Guy
"That obedience school really schooled you in obedience."
Family Guy
"If he seem like he dead, he ain't dead!"
Family Guy
"Oh, yeah, it's great. He'll do anything I tell him to now."
Family Guy
"so I just have to play whatever's on the radio."
Family Guy
"Shouldn't you be out with Meg?"
Family Guy
"So what do you say, Chris? Can we hang out again?"
Family Guy
"Great. See you tomorrow."
Family Guy
"Move out, Irish trash!"
Family Guy
"from obedience school that things have been weird?"
Family Guy
"What do you mean?"
Family Guy
"Well, he just lets me order him around,"
Family Guy
"And I miss that friend."
Family Guy
"Don't forget, he bit you, Peter."
Family Guy
"I know what I got to do."
Family Guy
"Ah, damn it! What the hell, Peter?!"
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, I bit you!"
Family Guy
"I'm-I'm so sorry, sir!"
Family Guy
"You were fun, we got into trouble together, we got..."
Family Guy
"Uh-oh. Uh-oh. I just rubbed my eye with this finger."
Family Guy
"* Lucky there's a family guy"
Family Guy
"We now return to yet another Indiana Jones movie."
Family Guy
"Is everyone warm in here? Is it warm?"
Family Guy
"Brian, are you feeling all right?"
Family Guy
"Oh, my God!"
Family Guy
"Peter, Brian's clearly not feeling well. You got to take him to the vet."
Family Guy
"Unbelievable! Brian throws up once, and you rush him to the vet."
Family Guy
"I was throwing up all night last night."
Family Guy
"Peter, you got to take him now!"
Family Guy
"L-Lois, it's probably just something I ate."
Family Guy
"Brian, your blood work shows that your liver isn't functioning properly."
Family Guy
"Would you happen to be a drinker?"
Family Guy
"I know I like a cold beer after I mow the lawn."
Family Guy
"There were three lies in that sentence."
Family Guy
"Oh, no!"
Family Guy
"Well, you have Mickey Mantle's disease."
Family Guy
"Or...?"
Family Guy
"Well, we do have these pills that may correct"
Family Guy
"the enzyme imbalance in your liver. Yeah, that one."
Family Guy
"But unfortunately, they only come in suppository form."
Family Guy
"It means they have to be inserted into the patient's anus."
Family Guy
"Mr. Griffin, I'm not joking... or a doctor."
Family Guy
"Now, you'll need to administer these pills,"
Family Guy
"because no dog ever voluntarily takes a suppository."
Family Guy
"Well, one in ten does."
Family Guy
"Hey, can you check my back for "kick me" signs?"
Family Guy
"That doesn't say "kick," but thanks, I'll keep that one for my lawsuit."
Family Guy
"Boys, I got a new home gym."
Family Guy
"Just letting people know."
Family Guy
"Well, it's only natural, Chris. You and I are social exiles."
Family Guy
"We're the Khaleesi and Jorah Mormont of this school."
Family Guy
"Sure, I'll agree to keep the conversation going."
Family Guy
"and for dessert, the only bad cookie in the world."
Family Guy
"Hey, what's it like buying food from school?"
Family Guy
"It's good. I know everyone back there, so they let me drink their corn water."
Family Guy
"Boy, it's so great having someone I can talk to."
Family Guy
"Yeah. We'll be a better team than the Warsaw Globetrotters."
Family Guy
"* Dribble, dribble, dribble"
Family Guy
"* Tuck in shirt"
Family Guy
"* Put away basketball, go to work *"
Family Guy
"* In calcium mine."
Family Guy
"Oh, yeah, right. Can we do what we normally do,"
Family Guy
"where you roll it up in a piece of cheese"
Family Guy
"like you're fooling me? Yeah, I guess,"
Family Guy
"Oh, no, no, no, no. That is not happening."
Family Guy
"No, no, no. I do not go the butt way."
Family Guy
"with a gentle massage of the area and see how you feel?"
Family Guy
"Peter, get away from my ass!"
Family Guy
"Shouldn't be too hard."
Family Guy
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