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Clips from The Simpsons - Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson (S23E23)

"the juiciest, most melt-in-your-mouth,"
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"stay-in-your-heart meat in the world."
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"That's right, I'm talking about the gravy of freedom."
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"When March Madness spills into April, that's the gravy."
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"When someone messes with you,"
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"and you invade the country that did it plus another one,"
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"When you stick your flag in the moon"
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"and say "Now we're done trying," that's the gravy!"
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"So get on the boat."
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"Good night and good gravy."
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"Great show, people."
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"Great show."
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"Um. not a big deal, but next time,"
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"can we use real gravy instead of brown paint?"
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"Not a big deal."
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"So, what's this with the gravy boat?"
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"Just an innocuous little symbol,"
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"like a smiley face or like an I.O.U."
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"You know, symbols can often rile people up."
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"Oh."
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"Don't worry, sweetie."
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"I think I know how to whip up an audience"
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"just short of a frenzy."
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"Why did I make this a loss leader?"
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"The gravy boat movement is spreading across the nation"
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"like a rumor about some kid and someone's mom"
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"hooking up at a high school."
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"With the presidential primaries coming up"
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"and an entrenched incumbent in office,"
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"Republican leaders have no choice but to court"
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"Marge, I'm going to meet with"
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"the Republican establishment and pick their nominee."
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"If there's sandwiches there, you want me to bring some back?"
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"Speaking for Lisa and me,"
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"we're not really 110% behind you anymore."
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"Then what percent above 100 are you behind me?"
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"Only 100%?!"
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"and I'm glad we're finally using our wedding china,"
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"but when you're helping to pick"
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"the next leader of the free world..."
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"Dad, you shouldn't do this."
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"It's not fair how much influence you have."
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"Now, Lisa, I'm an entertainer."
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"And you can't entertain and inform at the same time."
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"And if you're Access Hollywood, you do neither."
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"Hmm. Hmm."
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"Now, they're all excellent choices,"
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"so simply pick the white male candidate you prefer"
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"I don't know."
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"Can't we get Chris Christie to run?"
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"I don't think so."
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"The great thing is, when they get in,"
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"they act like Republicans."
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"Ted Nugent."
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"I made love on my honeymoon to your sweet music."
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"You're my man!"
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"You're endorsing Ted Nugent for president?"
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"Could there be anyone awesomer?"
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"Who's hungry for elk?"
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"My daughter's a vegetarian."
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"That's all right, she can munch on an antler."
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"Antlers ain't meat."
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"I thought I smelled death-a-diddly."
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"What is that, an eight-pointer?"
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"From the looks of that moustache,"
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"I'm guessing you're a tenured professor"
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"at the People's Republic of Berkeley."
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"Hey, the only left-wing thing about me is the way I write."
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"Dad, you cannot endorse Ted Nugent."
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"I mean, sure, we all love his music..."
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"Oh, yeah. No question about it."
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"I love that guy. We listen to it."
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"He can't run for president!"
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"I bagged me a fat little badger."
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"All I hear is "chitter-chitter.""
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"Arise, Homer Simpson!"
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"Huh? Who's there?"
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"Mozart!"
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"I am James Madison, sir."
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"Fourth president of these United States."
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"Ooh."
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"teach you of democracy."
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"Can we get some pizza on the way?"
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"Everything's closed."
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"They sell some at the gas station."
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"I don't want gas station pizza."
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"So, how come your picture's not on money?"
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"Actually, I'm on the $5,000 bill."
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"Do you give them out for fans?"
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"'Cause I'm a fan."
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"I want to show you something."
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"What's this?"
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"Some kind of bicentennial lemon party?"
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"These are the framers of the Constitution, Homer."
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"This great nation is built upon the hard work of,"
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"well, as you would say, nerds."
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"Nerds!"
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"You want I should mess them up?"
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"I want you should not mess!"
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"who forged this mighty nation."
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"But gravy is the freedom where..."
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"Silence!"
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"Founding Fathers, to me!"
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""Congress shall have the power to lay and collect taxes"?!"
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"and told me that politics are serious and important!"
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"Lisa, you were right!"
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"I'm not going to endorse anybody for anything."
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"Oh, Dad!"
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"I'm so glad you've heard the voice of reason."
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"Yes, the will of the people should not be subverted"
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"by demagogues who-- hey, what's this?"
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""Springfield Colonial Village"?"
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"What the...?"
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"You faked it!"
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"Lisa, how could you?"
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"It wasn't just her, Homie."
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"It was all of us."
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"I did it just to mess with your mind."
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"Well, if there's one thing I don't like being taught,"
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"it's a lesson!"
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