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Clips from The Simpsons - Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson (S23E23)

"I'm so mad."
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"Not only will I endorse Ted Nugent,"
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"but I will call for an end to the direct election of senators!"
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"Dad, no!"
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"Really? That made sense?"
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"Then I'm definitely doing it."
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"Folks, because I love democracy so much,"
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"I command you to vote for this man"
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"whom I alone have selected as your next president."
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"Now to baptize his candidacy with my tears."
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"The words "strutting stadium rocker" are overused these days,"
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"but when I first met Ted Nugent..."
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"Uh, huh?"
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"My emotions were so powerful."
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"Come on, hurry up and cry so I can get elected"
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"and open up the San Diego Zoo for big game hunting."
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"It's not working. But why?"
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"Maybe because, deep down,"
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"you know you don't believe in what you're doing."
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"Oh, my God, she's right."
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"My lips will say anything, but my eyes know the truth!"
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"My ears are keeping their mouth shut."
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"I knew you were, Dad."
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"I always knew!"
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"Well, for one brief, glorious moment, I was almost president,"
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"Now, let me just play a sweet song that I'll never hear."
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"♪ I'm the presidential gonzo ♪"
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"♪ Hunt with a bow 'cause it's silent like the night ♪"
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"♪ Eat mooses raw so their souls go into my soul ♪"
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"♪ I'll move the White House to Kalamazoo. ♪"
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"♪ There is a new national anthem that is sweeping the land ♪"
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"♪ And it was written by me ♪"
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"♪ And it popped into my head while I was washing my dog ♪"
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"♪ Oh, I got a good song fever ♪"
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"♪ Ted Nugent fever ♪ ♪ Something, something fever ♪"
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"Sing it, Homer!"
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"♪ We got America fever ♪"
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"♪ We got America fever ♪"
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"Great song, Ted!"
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"When's our next gig?"
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"Are we going to New York or...?"
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"Oh..."
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"We've been cleared to taxi back to the terminal."
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"And don't wake me up to land."
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"know where I'm coming from."
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"Now I regret bad-mouthing you to that girl you liked."
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"Nebraska."
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"They just painted Shrek yellow."
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"Save me, ObamaCare!"
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"He's a right-wing rock star who likes everything I hate!"
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"Please, kind sir, have pity."
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"You are an embarrassment to the aristocratic slaveholders"
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"I regret nothing!"
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"The quiet Homer Simpson that kept it all"
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"Philippine prisonered,"
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"If we lose football,"
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"What gave me away?"
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"and we'll elect him."
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"♪ Suck on that, Francis Scott Key ♪"
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"Hmm."
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"Never putting me next to a pretty girl."
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"♪ And make your children gay... ♪"
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"Next."
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"That's toothpaste!"
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"Absolutely."
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"We're not with him."
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""Fatso Goes Nutso.""
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"but you can't check my spirit."
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"Homie, I love you,"
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"Oh, Marge, Oscar Madison came to me"
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""No new states shall be formed"
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"♪ I got this song fever ♪"
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"Finally. The only thing I wait in lines this long for"
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"Are you sure everything inside is essential?"
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"And post to YouTube with the following key words:"
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"Yes, but I never use that kind of toothpaste!"
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"Try to catch one on your tongue."
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""or erected within the jurisdiction"
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"It was all a dream."
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"You can check my carry-on,"
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"Sorry, sir, your bag is two pounds over the limit."
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"Why don't you put one of those weights in that bag"
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""fat," "stupid," "classic Simpsons,""
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"are slightly better cell phones."
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"of any other state"?!"
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"Homie, wake up."
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"Perfect."
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"and put the other one in that bag?"
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"I just don't understand the world of grown-ups."
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"Sam Adams, I'm sorry I made fun of your winter ale."
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"and just to be safe,"
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""baby rides kitten rides penguin.""
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"Why do we even have to go to this stupid wedding?"
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"No, no, John Hancock."
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"And we're going so her feelings won't be hurt."
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"I don't need insurance."
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"Cousin Kathy invited us so our feelings wouldn't be hurt."
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