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Clips from The Simpsons - Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson (S23E23)

"When I heard Homer speak, I no longer felt small."
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"They love me."
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"This is the birth of Homer Simpson, blowhard."
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"I'm on the roll of my life."
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"Give me a scratcher."
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"Give me another one."
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"Almost a winner."
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"Head Butt with Nash Castor."
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"I'm Nash Castor."
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"Coming up, we butt heads with Ron Paul, Rand Paul,"
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"Paul Ryan and Mitt "the Wonder" Romney."
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"But first, we're here with this guy"
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"my kid said was a thing: Homer Simpson."
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"your video has been mashed-up,"
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"Auto-Tuned, Jimmy Falloned,"
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"and occasionally even watched."
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"Ha! But can you save America from its last savior?"
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"- Adriatica Veljohnson. - Nash,"
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"in this kicked-in-the-teeth world,"
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"what we don't need is another blustering bloat bag"
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"who claims to speak for Bubba and Britney Spray-Cheese."
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"That's really smart."
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"That's like something I would say."
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"Precisely, Nash."
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"That's a great point, Adriatica."
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"Well, if I could explain myself..."
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"Head butt!"
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"We'll be right back after this."
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"Come here, you."
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"Just rant and rave like you do to the TV during sports."
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"Yes. Yes. Got it!"
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"Uh, five seconds to air."
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"who's about to become a soggy Pamper"
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"flung to the side of history's freeway in three, two..."
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"Not so fast!"
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"Now, I may not be some mani-pedied TV blowhard,"
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"but I do speak for the common man"
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"who does his lousy job, goes to church twice a year"
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"and watches women's tennis"
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"'cause he likes to hear them grunt."
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"Yeah, that's what I'm talking about."
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"Those real people out there"
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"who buy their coffee from the mini-mart"
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"and grab enough sugar packs for a week."
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"Honest, hardworking, sugar-stealing Americans!"
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"Cut."
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"Nash, I'm scared."
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"Find me a rich husband-- quick!"
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"Dad, you out-talked the talking heads."
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"From now on, when someone asks me,"
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"I'm going to say you are my father."
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"Aw, son."
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"Homer, the way you just demolished"
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"our number-one on-air personality was..."
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"fantastic!"
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"You are the kind of ill-informed gasbag"
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"this network cannot get enough of."
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"We only have 11 now."
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"Not to mention our liberal straw man."
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"♪ Oh, the plain and simple facts is ♪"
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"♪ I'd love to raise your taxes"
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"who speaks to the average American."
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"Your flyover Franks, your dirt-bike Daryls."
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"How can you refer to your audience that way?"
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"Well, what you do is take"
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"a derogatory term and think of other words"
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"that start with the same letter. - Hmm."
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"Homer, you're getting your own show."
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"Finally."
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"But I want to do it my way:"
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"classy and sophisticated."
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"Welcome to Gut Check with Homer Simpson!"
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"Where the truth is served with a side of... in your face."
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"America's latest teller of truth with a book deal on the side."
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"Audio book read by Lenny."
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"I'm not just another loudmouth."
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"I'm a loudmouth who says things you're afraid to say,"
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"but not racist things!"
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"Let's go to the map."
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"Zoomy, zoomy, zoomy."
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"A high school principal has decided"
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"that football is too dangerous,"
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"so he's replacing it with... soccer."
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"Are you ready for Irish announcers"
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"with lyrical accents?"
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""Oh, that's a lovely touch."
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"Oh, such a beautiful form.""
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"we lose the blitz, cheerleaders,"
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"something for fat kids to play."
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"Ochocincos."
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"Oh, yeah, that's right."
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"It's already happening, people."
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"Hoard your toilet paper."
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"Shoot the mailman!"
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"Is it a little weird how much he cries?"
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"No way. When a guy who loves America cries,"
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"it makes him super straight."
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"This is going so great."
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"I'm already a Halloween mask!"
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"That's not you."
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"It's still a great honor."
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"Dad, I'm glad your show is successful,"
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"but I have to ask you: what's with the crying?"
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"I know you children have never seen your father cry before."
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"Marge, do we have any more gravy?"
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"No, we're out."
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"Oh, why?!"
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"Homie, I'm glad you're passionate,"
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"I just hope you're not riling people up with your show."
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"Oh, Marge, don't worry."
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"People know I'm doing a character,"
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"like Stephen Colbert or Newt Gingrich."
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"Welcome back to Gut Check."
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"I have something very, very pro-American to share with you."
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"Come with me."
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"I mean, over here."
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"You all know I'm a big fan of American meat."
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"Although, sometimes you got to cut off some of the gristle."
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"Take that, centers of art and commerce!"
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"And this country has something extra that makes our meat"
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