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Clips from Family Guy - Dammit Janet (S02E02)

"Fly for free?"
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"Sorry, Tink. Looks like I don't need you any more."
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"So, what? You're just gonna dump me? Just like that?"
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"You knew what this was."
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"- Just my desire to see you happy. - Oh!"
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"And to exploit your hard labour for free travel."
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"Oh, Rupert, I can't sleep. I don't suppose you have any Valium on you?"
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"Whining, insignificant wisp of fluff, she is."
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"Still, I find it odd that she's even on my mind at all. What the deuce has come over me?"
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"Well, well, well."
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"- Excluding that first "Ha". - You're a sucker for a woman with blue eyes."
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"- Aha! Her eyes are green! - Thank you for proving my point."
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"and those pouty come-hither lips. My God, she's unappealing."
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"Who's got the big diapers? Huh?"
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"Hi, Stewie."
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"Here's your pillow, sir. And your Sports Illustrated."
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"- He's putting his arm on my armrest. - It's my armrest."
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"Is not, stupid head! And he keeps tryin' to take my apple juice."
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"Hey, he keeps licking his finger and touching me!"
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"Hey, fellas, I hope you're hungry. Aagh!"
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"Oh, my God! Oh, no, my Go..."
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"Somebody help. Help. Help!"
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"Bastards."
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"That was beautiful. Hey, throw me a beer, would ya?"
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"Sir, all your beers have been free. All nine of them."
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"Now bring me another one - the movie's startin'."
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"Ah, you don't care. Hey, Frenchie, is my fort ready?"
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"I tell you, Leonard, women are wicked creatures."
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"They precipitated the downfall of history's most powerful men!"
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"So let it be known I want absolutely nothing to do with the wretched enterprise of love!"
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"Janet's coming."
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"Argh!"
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"Aa... Er, yes. Yes."
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"Yes. Yes, I rather like "Snake"."
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"Cookie!"
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"Oh! Oh, you want my cookie? Oh, yes, by all means. Here you are."
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"Oops, a little bit broke off there."
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"Well, that's the way the cookie crumbles!"
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"Yes. Yes. Yes, you'II... you'll get that one halfway back to your mat. Ha! Ha... Oh, God."
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"Oh, Cupid, hast thou pierced me with thine sweet, searing arrow?"
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"Stomach, cease thy lustful quake."
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"Argh! Unhand me, woman. I don't have gas, I'm in love!"
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"Well, then, I guess it's both."
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"Peter! I'm home!"
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"Uh, my day?"
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"Hey. Hey."
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"You OK there, Mr Crocodile? Huh?"
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"Wake up, wake up, wake up. You need some lotion, Mr Bad Skin?"
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"Huh? Huh? Huh? There you go."
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"Oh, uh, my-my-my day was OK."
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"Oh, yeah, if you like runnin' through a gauntlet of drunk, horny businessmen."
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"My ass feels like a pincushion. I'm thinkin' of quittin'."
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"Thank you. And remember, say no to drugs."
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"Kurt, the label's excited about your seventh album."
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"Thanks. You remember my wife Courtney Love?"
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"Well, I guess I'll give it a little more time. It's like I always tell the kids -"
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"All right, here I go."
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"- Stewie! - Hello, Janet. How about a push?"
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"Yes. Yes, I suppose that was rather funny, wasn't it?"
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"You know, it's odd, Janet, but when I'm with you, I... Oh, how do I describe it?"
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"Excuse me?"
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"- I said "May I have a blanket?" - Oh, yes. Of course."
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"Lois, we could use your help in coach."
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"OK. Everyone? It's time for my one-man show -"
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""Winston Churchill, We Hardly Knew Ye"."
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"I'm Winston Churchill. Ooh, would you like some tea?"
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"Would you like a crumpet? I would, because I'm Winston Churchill."
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"Would you like to wear knickers? I would, because I'm W..."
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"- My wife is very ill! - Yes, do you mind?"
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"I paid $380 for this flight."
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"$380? Jeez, I hope they kissed you first."
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"This is my fourth trip today. Just this mornin' I went to Kentucky."
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"Wait a second. You're tellin' me I flew all the way to Kentucky to get some fried chicken,"
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"and the Colonel isn't even workin' today?"
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"He ain't real. He dead."
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"- What? - I say he dead."
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"Is Mr Sanders in?"
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"What wrong with you? I say you he dead."
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"The Colonel!"
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"My wife is a stewardess, so I can fly anywhere and I don't pay jack!"
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"- Peter! - Lois!"
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"If I talked real loud like that, I could make you look like the bad guy."
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"My feet are killing me, I've got vomit in my pocket"
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"and I've seen that crappy Julia Roberts movie 47 times!"
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"Have you seen the lips on that woman? It's like a baboon's ass on her face!"
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"Oh, it's excitement you want, huh? Well, how'd you like to join the Mile High Club?"
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"Come on. You be the stewardess, and I'll be the mysterious stranger who's drillin' you."
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"- The passengers need me. - They're watchin' the movie. They're fine."
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"OK, everyone, this is a hijacking."
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"Peter, could you move your arm, please?"
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"- Uh. Yeah. Lois. Lois. - Please. Move it over. Try to the..."
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"- God, it's like movin' a futon. - Lois!"
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"- Just slide your leg over... Peter, please! - Oh. Oh, no, no. Oh! Oh!"
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"Well, Lois, at least one of us is in the Mile High Club."
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"Well, the hijacking of Flight 52 is over. The plane has safely landed in Cuba,"
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"and all Americans aboard are on their way home, except one couple -"
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"Here's an artist's rendering of what they might look like."
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"I called Brian. He's gonna watch the kids till we get back. When will our passports arrive?"
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"- Check back in two weeks. - Two weeks?! But I have a baby at home!"
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"We would have sent you with the others, but we didn't know you were stuck in the toilet."
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"- We weren't doin' what you're thinking. - I was."
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"- We apologise for the hijacking. - Ah, that's OK."
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"You people aren't like the communists they show on TV."
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"I hear report cards vere handed out today. Vot were your grades?"
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"Uh... uh... uh..."
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"Go ahead, honey, and tell us your... Marx."
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"- Do I Khrushchev? - Did somebody say Khrushchev?"
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"I say, Janet, do you like this couch?"
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"- Oh, Janet, our future is so bright. - Cookie?"
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"Oh, yes, there'll be lots of cookies. There'll be dancing, Christmas mornings,"
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"and arguments over the proper way to discipline the children, and..."
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"Is there something you need to tell me? If I'm the only one in this thing, I deserve to know."
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"I see. Your silence says it all."
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"We gotta get some fake passports on the black market."
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"Where are you going? You're never gonna find the black market."
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"That's what you said about that back-alley abortionist."
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"I'm glad you changed your mind. But the point is, I found the guy."
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"Oh, hello, Janet. Yes. Yes, you know Melinda."
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"Yes, it seems she's, um... Oh, what did we figure out, dear? Was it one? No, two. Yes."
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"She's two weeks younger than you. Just look at that butt. That is a tight butt."
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