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Clips from Family Guy - Dammit Janet (S02E02)

"This is what you call dolled up? Why don't you save yourself years of sexual ambiguity"
Family Guy
"and get fitted for a pair of Doc Martens and a plaid flannel shirt?"
Family Guy
"There it is. The black market."
Family Guy
"Lois, if we don't make it outta here alive,"
Family Guy
"I should tell ya I promised my first girlfriend we'd meet up in heaven."
Family Guy
"I was lyin', but just so you know it's somethin' we might have to deal with."
Family Guy
"OK. Two American passports. Would you like to join the black market club?"
Family Guy
"- Ten per cent off your first purchase. - No, thank you. We're not from the area."
Family Guy
"Peter, just pay the man."
Family Guy
"- Do you accept bits of string? - Sorry. Store policy."
Family Guy
"It's over, Leonard. I suppose I should be grateful to that saucy harlot."
Family Guy
"She taught me a valuable lesson. There's really no such thing as love."
Family Guy
"I admit we've got our problems, like any couple, but true love conquers all!"
Family Guy
"- I like you. - You... like me?"
Family Guy
"Oh! Oh, well, it's not love, but it's a start."
Family Guy
"Oh, Janet, you've made me the happiest man in the whole world."
Family Guy
"You don't care about me. It's my cookies! It's always been the damn cookies!"
Family Guy
"Well, sugar, the bakery just closed."
Family Guy
"You'll have to get your fill somewhere else, you oatmeal-raisin-Ioving tart!"
Family Guy
"Don't let her see you cry, old man. Don't let her see you cry."
Family Guy
"Well, we're finally goin' home."
Family Guy
"I'm sorry I tricked you into that job, honey. You deserve to have a more excitin' life."
Family Guy
"Oh, Peter, bein' married to you gives me all the excitement I can handle."
Family Guy
"I mean, look at us-on a boat in the middle of the Atlantic,"
Family Guy
"under the moonlight, surrounded by refugees."
Family Guy
"Yeah. Uh, about that. Uh..."
Family Guy
"Miguel over there has had his eye on you, and his wife Rosa is very open."
Family Guy
"- What? - No, nothin'. This is nice."
Family Guy
"Stewie!"
Family Guy
"Stewie needs to learn to socialise with other children."
Family Guy
"Now, are you gonna watch it with me or not?"
Family Guy
"And don't you forget it, Frenchie."
Family Guy
"I would, because I'm Winston Churchill."
Family Guy
"Peter, I took this job for the excitement, and you're the one who's havin' it all!"
Family Guy
"Damn! Not even a second glance."
Family Guy
"Cookie."
Family Guy
"Cookie?"
Family Guy
"Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us"
Family Guy
"Look at her, Leonard, sitting there with her curly ebony locks"
Family Guy
"Leonard, you pudgy-faced apple-john, I will not be made a fool of!"
Family Guy
"Darling, why are we tormenting ourselves? We're perfect for each other."
Family Guy
"Chris, stop it. What will the neighbours think?"
Family Guy
"Humina-humina-humina!"
Family Guy
"Oh! I'm so bored. Without Stewie around, I have nothin' to do."
Family Guy
"Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh! Oh, God! Oh, God! Agh! Agh! Agh!"
Family Guy
"Argh!"
Family Guy
"a fat man who is inexplicably married to an attractive redhead."
Family Guy
"But, you know, there is another way for you to travel."
Family Guy
"Cookie?"
Family Guy