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Clips from Family Guy - Dammit Janet (S02E02)

"But where are those good old-fashioned values"
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"Laugh and cry"
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"Now give me the other half of the amulet. I don't think you'll be making it to Marrakech."
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"Don't! Please!"
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"No, no, no. Go. Go. It'll be funny."
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"I say we give him a hobo pack on a stick, a can of beans and a pocketful of dreams."
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"Peter, do you even know which one of our children I'm talking about?"
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"What do you mean, you're leaving me here? What is this place?"
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"Brian! That's a terrific idea!"
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"Hey. Hey! Stay outta here. Hey!"
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"Bring me a tool shed, for I am hungry."
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"who's gonna feed me and protect me from the evil monkey in my closet?"
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"Duck."
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"Oh, dear. It seems you're still it."
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"Duck."
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"Goose!"
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"Really. Stop it. Stop your boohooing. Stop it, I say. Stop it!"
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"So I'm, like, I got a job for you, baby... right here!"
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"If Lois is lookin' for a thrill, I could get her a job with the airline."
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"A flight attendant? Wow, that does sound exciting. What made you change your mind?"
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"- What? - Shh!"
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"I didn't say anything. Go to sleep, crazy lady."
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"No, of course not. You're living the clean life now. It's that pathetic little insect in daycare."
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"Janet."
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"- Looks like someone's in love. - Ha! That's so funny I forgot to laugh."
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"Damn!"
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"- Go! - Who said that? Mm?"
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"She's gone. Good. Well, I'm off."
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"H... Um... Er... Y-y..."
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"- I'll bring you your own juice. - Agh!"
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"That was great. Look at her, she's still shakin'."
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"Stewardess, the plane just made my beer spill. I want a free one."
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"Oh, come on."
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"Show me Morgan Fairchild in deep something. Huh? Huh? Huh?"
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"Yes, Mr Griffin, even though no one else has any pillows now."
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"All right!"
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"Agh!"
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"Hi. Cookie?"
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"No, no, actually, it's Stewie, but, well, you can call me Cookie if you like."
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"Yes. I... Yes, I've also been known to answer to Artemis, Agent Buchwald and Snake."
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"Snake Griffin."
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"How was your day?"
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"You know, the usual. How about yours, my little sky princess? Bet it was excitin'."
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"What? Lois, you can't quit. What if Kurt Cobain had quit?"
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"Who?"
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"- A quitter never wins, and don't trust whitey. - That's the spirit."
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"Ha! I said "Will you be my wife?" You said yes, so it is official. Let me touch your face."
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"OK, Act One."
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"You convinced me to keep a job I hate just so you could fly free?!"
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"- Ugh! Move. I have a lot of work to do. - I can't, I'm stuck."
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"We now return to "The Communists"."
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"Qvit Stalin and answer your father."
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"Oh, you truly are beautiful, you know that?"
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"What are you doing? What the hell is this?"
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"This is great. How the hell are we supposed to get home?"
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"OK, there she is. That is..."
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"That is absolutely classic! Melinda, you're an utter delight."
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"It's just a word used by Madison Avenue to sell their skin creams and two-seater cars."
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"Argh! It's no use! She swims in my blood now. I must have her!"
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"- Cookie? - Of course you can have a cookie! Stay there."
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"Cookie?"
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"ENGLISH SDH"
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"It seems today that all you see"
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"Is violence in movies and sex on TV"
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"On which we used to rely?"
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"Lucky there's a family guy"
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"He's a family guy"
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"Billiam, are you there?"
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"- Wh-what the devil are you doing here? - Billiam sent me."
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"He wanted me to tell you I killed him."
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"No!"
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"Jeffrey, take the 9pm to Hounslow out of your mouth."
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"Oh, look at that. Our little boys are becomin' fast friends."
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"I say, Jeffrey, be a sport, will you, and go get the sifter so we can build our sand village."
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"That's right. A little further."
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"Everyone, meet Jeffrey, the newest member of the club of forgotten children."
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"Steve walks warily down the street with his brim pulled way down low"
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"- What the hell are you doing? - Takin' down the Christmas decorations."
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"Peter, I'm concerned about Stewie. He doesn't seem to play well with other children."
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"Oh, he's fine. You know, I was quite a troublemaker myself when I was a kid."
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"Your parents'll be home any minute. Are you sure you don't want me to clean up?"
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"- Maybe we should put him in daycare. - Lois, his answers are out on the open road."
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"Gordon?"
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"I got 'em! Ha-ha-ha! It's just like hunting."
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"Abner! Abner! The Griffin boy just killed a plastic reindeer!"
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"Gladys, it took me two hours to work up the courage to rent this porno."
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"OK, Mommy's leaving you here for a while. Try to play nice with the other children."
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"- Come on, let go. - Why, you soulless witch!"
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"This is a biogenetic experimentation facility, isn't it? Admit it!"
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"Oh, sweetheart, don't be upset. You're gonna have fun here."
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"Look, if this is about the whole me-killing-you thing, it was a bit!"
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"I was doing shtick, I tell you!"
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"- Well... we could get hammered. - Oh, it's too early for me, but you go ahead."
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"What happened to me?"
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"You know, before I was married, I led a very exciting life."
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"Oh, my God! The actress who was the girl in Escape from Witch Mountain!"
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"Maybe a part-time job would liven up your days."
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"A job? Lois, the '70s are over. Forget it."
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"Mom, you can't get a job. The last time you left Dad home alone,"
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"he turned the house into a giant puppet."
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"Nobody better come in here. I'm the Griffins' house."
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"Uh... If you get a job,"
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"Now, Chris, you know there's no such thing."
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"No!"
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"- Oh, now you've gone and upset the boy. - Peter, this is a new chapter in my life."
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"The kids are growin', the nest is empty, and I need some excitement."
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"What are you talkin' about? Your life is plenty exciting. For example..."
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"There you go! Good night."
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"Duck. Duck."
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"I say, does anyone know how The Practice ended last night? I dozed off."
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"Goose!"
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"Stewie, what have you done? That's not the way we play."
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"You sit here, Brad. Stewie's it."
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"Ooh! Aren't you the one in charge!"
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"Oh, let's see, now. Duck. Duck."
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"Oh, come on, now. I barely touched you."
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"You see? You see? This is exactly why people don't respect the WNBA."
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"Hey, guys, guys, get this. So Lois wants a part-time job, right?"
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"The zipper's been broken for over a month. I gotta use a damn safety pin."
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"Stewardesses get to travel to exotic places, and their husbands fly anywhere for free."
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