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Clips from The Simpsons - Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts (S23E23)

"Would you like to read this pamphlet?"
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"Uh, well, would you read it with me?"
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"You see, this boy took drugs and his scores suffered."
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"There's a car with its lights on in the teachers' lot."
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"Late-'90s model, coffee stains on front seat,"
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"What?!"
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"I'm telling Mom."
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"Great. You can call her from the closet phone."
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"There really is a phone in there?"
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"So immature."
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"Don't make us start our weekend early."
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"Why didn't I sign up for direct deposit?!"
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"Bart, open this door now,"
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"or I will jiggle the handle indefinitely!"
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"Suit yourself. We all rubbed it with boogers."
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"Damn!"
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"Back it up or the photocopier eats it!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Ye can't just turn her on and off like that!"
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"Oh, I guess you can."
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"Milhouse, take a nap. You know how cranky you get."
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"I do not!"
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"Watch Hannity tonight at 8:00."
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"with the parents of lockdown leader Bart Simpson."
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"and they fired him."
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"Are you covering me up?!"
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"It's kind of my way of sending a Christmas card."
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"Happy Holidays, everyone!"
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"Family's fine!"
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"Attention, Brotherhood of the Spectacles:"
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"you are ordered to immediately evacuate the school,"
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"We don't negotiate with terrorists!"
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"Or the people that supply our uniforms and weapons."
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"When I met you, you were nothing more"
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"than a thick file of infractions."
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"Now I see a young man I'm proud to call my disciplinary problem."
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"until you get your job back."
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"What do you think, Chief?"
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"Can we take the building without hurting anybody?"
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"Job restored!"
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"Increase in title?"
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"Fine, fine. You're super-duper-intendent."
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"That's all I ever wanted."
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"Nothing but hard feelings, Seymour."
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"It's beautiful, man!"
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"It's beautiful!"
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"Milhouse, did you take your nap?"
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"Does it look like I took my nap?"
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"Shh!"
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"You little...!"
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"They always come up with such catchy ways to make us pay"
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"We also have T-shirts from other schools."
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"Ooh!"
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"We can wear those to the nice mall."
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"Shh."
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"an eccentric widow."
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"To the mysterious and unverified Mrs. Knickertwist."
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"Well, it looks like our model solar-system"
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"I wore this all night for nothing?"
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"Why, of course."
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"Even if I don't have a legal obligation to pay,"
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"it's clearly the right thing to do."
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"Better go to my invisible ATM."
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"And I have been since I was hung by my armpits"
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"a week's worth of morning announcements,"
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"As some guy said to some dude with a beard,"
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"I'm not the history teacher."
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"and tell them our hallway doesn't count as a room."
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"Dollar bill guy, five dollar bill guy,"
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"...can be stated briefly."
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"It is, are the American people fit to govern themselves,"
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"You don't say."
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"Tomorrow, son. Tomorrow."
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"But he also believed you can learn"
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"just as much from the out-of-doors."
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"Son, have you ever seen a horse your father wasn't betting on?"
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"No, sir."
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"Well, here's another fun fact for you."
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"Thanks for setting me straight."
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"And all these years, I thought I was unteachable."
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"Mayor Daley and his smart-ass son, the Daily Show."
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"how to rock some jodhpurs."
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"You're in my coal mine now, bitches!"
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"Boys need to explore! Build things!"
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"Legend has it that Teddy Roosevelt visited the forest"
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"Glasses."
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"Hmm?"
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"Teddy Roosevelt's spectacles!"
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"What is the big deal?"
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"Where to, boss?"
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"Maybe it is cool to cry."
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"Do as I say!"
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"Well, what would Teddy Roosevelt do?"
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"I call this meeting"
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"Hear, hear! Hear, hear!"
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"So big it involves taking over the entire school..."
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"Come in and get some more!"
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"You guys need to get a woman."
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"Our paychecks are in there."
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"some face time on the local news."
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"It's time for you to stand down, son."
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"Ay, caramba!"
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"Next item: our school band will play"
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"but surely you'll honor your son's enormous debt."
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"Nope. Fooled again."
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"and cell phone coverage in here is, uh, spotty."
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"♪ Don't you ♪"
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"You know, Bart,"
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"Are you boys cyberbullying each other?"
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"Hmm..."
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"Well, if a group of Muppets can take Manhattan..."
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"Don't buy it."
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"Teddy, Teddy, Teddy..."
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"Now I realize that the greatest Roosevelt is Franklin."
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"Our first lesson begins this Saturday,"
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"taken over the school!"
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"Moving on."
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"I'm sorry, what did you say?"
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"Huh?"
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"Would the school advise for or against that?"
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