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Clips from Flight of the Conchords - Tough Brets (S02E02)

"You should know that I take these things very seriously."
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"Okay, good. Three of your staff members have been"
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"insulting me and my country over the last few days."
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"Oh, what exactly have they been saying?"
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"Well, a number of things,"
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"but most recently they've been implying my friend here"
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"- was miss new zealand. - I'm not."
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"- He's a man. - Is that true?"
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"- Yes, I'm a man. - Well, look, I'm really sorry about that."
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"But I thought flossy the sheep won miss new zealand every year."
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"Just joking, Murray. Just joking."
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"Greg, what are you laughing for?"
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"♪ I've got hurt feelings ♪"
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"♪ I've got hurt feelings ♪"
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"♪ I've got hurt feelings ♪"
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"♪ I've got hurt feelings... ♪"
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"Mel, I could pose for you."
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"Oh, no thanks."
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"♪ I've got hurt feelings ♪"
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"♪ I've got hurt feelings ♪"
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"♪ I've got hurt feelings ♪"
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"♪ hurt feelings ♪"
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"♪ have you ever been made fun of because of where you were from? ♪"
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"♪ have you ever been dissed over the intercom? ♪"
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"♪ have you ever found a gift you've given thrown away? ♪"
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"♪ have you ever been told that you're the wrong shape? ♪"
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"♪ have you ever been told that you're miss new zealand? ♪"
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"♪ have you ever had hurt feelings? ♪"
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"come on, Jemaine. Let's go home."
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"Thanks for bringing me to the party, Murray."
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"That's all right. Good cheese, wasn't it?"
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"We're looking for, basically, all rappers."
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"- All of them? - Yup, just... you know,"
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"- mos def, all the guys. - Mos def, the guy from "law & order: SUV"?"
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"No, that's ice cube, but keep an eye out for him."
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"- No. - Yeah, he was."
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"- Are you sure? - Yeah, you're probably talking about method man"
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"- from "meet the spartans." - Who was he in "meet the spartans"?"
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"- He was the persian emissary. - No, not him."
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"- Snoop dogg... that's gotta be it. - What was he in?"
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"Just about everything. He's in "starsky & hutch.""
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"He was in "soul plane," "racing stripes"..."
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"he was the voice of lightning the racehorse."
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"- Yeah yeah yeah. - Yeah, you don't want him on your ass."
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"Hey!"
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"Bret, Dave, get those kids."
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"They graffiti our store."
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"- Oh no. - Oh, let's go the other way."
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"- Let's go the other way. - No, Jemaine, no."
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"No, let's keep walking."
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"Well, on behalf of the tough brets,"
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"I'd like you to stop graffitiing"
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"- Who are you? - Yeah, get lost."
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"Stay cool, Bret. Stay cool."
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"Stay cool, Bret."
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"♪ Bret, cool your jets, don't sweat ♪"
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"♪ don't flip, don't get upset ♪"
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"♪ Bret, let 'em go, daddy-o ♪"
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"♪ listen, Bret, the kid's not a threat ♪"
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"♪ not gonna sleep till I found him ♪"
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"♪ I'll pound him, I'll bet he regrets ♪"
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"♪ he ever messed with Bret from the tough brets! ♪"
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"♪ stay cool, Bret, Bret, stay cool ♪"
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"♪ stay cool, Bret, Bret, stay cool ♪"
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"♪ stay cool, Bret, Bret, stay cool ♪"
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"♪ stay cool, Bret, Bret, stay cool ♪"
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"♪ stay cool, Murray ♪"
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"♪ stay cool, Murray ♪"
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"♪ stay cool, Murray ♪"
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"♪ what's the hurry? ♪"
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"♪ hello, Murray, glad I caught ya ♪"
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"♪ who's this? Your daughter? ♪"
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"♪ your girlfriend looks great, do you want a date? ♪"
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"♪ bam! ♪"
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"♪ pow! ♪"
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"♪ stay ♪"
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"♪ cool ♪"
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"♪ I'll bet you regret you ever messed with ♪"
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"♪ Bret and the tough brets! ♪"
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"stay cool."
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"Pow."
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"So you should respect oth people's property."
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"- Ah! Yeah. - Ow!"
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"You could get 10 years for that."
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"That's it, we've got to blow, man."
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"Let's haul ass fast."
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"I know a place we can hide till this blows over."
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"- Come on. You dig? - I think so."
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"When did this thing go up?"
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"Where's the dapper dukes' hideout? It was right here."
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"You know, we laid low for three straight months back in '58."
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"Johnny, I think they've probably all retired by now."
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"Where'd they go?"
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"Come on, Johnny, let's... let's go."
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"It's getting dark. We should probably head off."
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"Maybe you're right, lil Louie. I'm getting old."
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"This game ain't no good for me no more."
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"I'm sorry, Louie. I'm out."
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"So have you thought about who's gonna"
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"take johnnyboy's place as the second in command?"
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"- Hey. - Where the rest of your gang?"
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"- Uh... - what's that doing here?"
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"I thought you painted it."
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"Oh my... ugh. Oh my God."
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"Yeah, it's a pretty weird one."
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"How come I'm wearing gumboots?"
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"Hey, Jemaine."
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"- Hello. - Hey, Mel."
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"Bret loves it. I saw him bring it up a couple of hours ago."
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"Is everything cool between you two?"
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"Yeah, it's all better now. Thank you."
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"Great. What are you doing with it?"
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"Uh, just showing everyone in the neighborhood."
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"Well, I'd love to come with you."
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"let's walk it around and get people's reactions."
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"- Uh... - I'm proud of it too."
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"Big art opening... around the block. Come on."
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"Shit."
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"- Who is it? - It's the police."
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"Iook, if my mom..."
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