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Clips from Flight of the Conchords - Tough Brets (S02E02)

"I'm not going back to the big house, all right?"
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"I'm out of here. Stall 'em."
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"- Hello. - Sir, we've got a report"
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"of a kid being kicked on the street by a group of adults."
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"Oh, yes. That was me."
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"They said it was a group of adults."
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"Um, that was my gang."
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"- Okay, so why'd you kick the boy?"
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"- Well, I guess that was gang-related."
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"Well, in the future, I suggest you don't kick children."
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"that particular kid, but we've got our eyes on you."
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"Okay, officer."
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"Thank you."
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"Whew!"
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"Dave, they've gone."
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"Dave?"
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"See, Bret? This is what happens when you start rapping."
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"- Good one. Iook at what you've done to David."
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"Bret, I want out... I want out of the gang."
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"Johnnyboy's gone, Mr. And Mrs. Li are gone."
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"- Where have they gone? - They've gone to taiwan to visit their son phang."
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"He just graduated dental school."
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"- Dave... - it's over, man! I'm out."
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"Maybe there's someone else who'll be in your gang."
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"- Someone whom you haven't asked. - Who?"
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"Jemaine's talking about Jemaine, Bret."
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"You could've asked him... or me... but you didn't."
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"- You didn't ask us. - Do you guys want to be in the gang?"
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"- Yes! - Yeah. I'd like to, yeah."
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"Oh, that's cool. Then there's four of us."
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"No, there's three, 'cause I quit"
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"and so should you. And you, Jemaine,"
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"if you know what's good for you."
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"Well, if you're out and you're out, then I'm out."
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"- Really? - Yeah, I'm out."
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"You're out as well? Well, I'm not leaving."
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"So that's it... I'm in."
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"- This is a painting I did of Jemaine."
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"As you can see, I pretty much got the handsomeness."
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"That's Jemaine."
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"If you don't believe it, he can take his shirt off"
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"and you can be sure about it."
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"Oh, hello. This is my painting."
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"I did this painting. This is Jemaine."
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"This is him. He's my muse."
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"He is my muse and my joy."
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"People don't appreciate art, do they?"
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"Unbelievable."
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"♪ I feel like a prize asshole, no one even mentions my casserole ♪"
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"♪ they're all lined up to watch that movie "maid in Manhattan" ♪"
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"some a-hole tries to sneak up and take me out..."
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"Oh."
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"- or like a pharaoh. - I'm not as muscley as that."
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"that your gang assaulted Jemaine here"
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"about three of your staff members and their behavior."
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"- Mm-hmm. - we'll let this go because we don't like"
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"Dave's right. Sorry, guys, I'm out of the gang."
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"I found that on the steps downstairs."
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"Mr. And Mrs. Li's internet shop."
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"No, you said rappers have gangs,"
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"♪ I'm not gonna wear a ladies' wetsuit, I'm a man ♪"
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