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Clips from Flight of the Conchords - Tough Brets (S02E02)

"- You don't like it at all. - No, I I... I like it."
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"- Do you? - Yes."
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"You love it! I can't believe he loves it!"
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"Oh God, you should hang it on your wall"
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"so you can see how strong and powerful you are,"
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"like the God ra... the sun God ra..."
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"- Yeah, that's what I said. - Be quiet, Doug."
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"- Be quiet, Doug. - Doug offered to pose, but..."
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"it's not the same."
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"Anyways, I made one of Bret, but it came out a little weird,"
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"- so don't tell him, okay? - O... okay."
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"It came out x-rated, actually..."
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"some shadowing on the crotch got out of hand, but..."
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"- got it? - Got it."
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"- Bret! Bret! Bret! - We got him good!"
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"False alarm. It's Jemaine."
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"- It's my flatmate. Sorry, mate. - Can attack!"
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"Oh shit. Sorry, man."
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"I couldn't see what was going on from around the corner."
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"- Hey, Dave. - Hey, sorry, Jemaine."
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"We were just expecting missy Elliot was gonna come and chop my body off."
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"This is johnnyboy, Mrs. Li. This is Jemaine."
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"- Hey. - Let's go back to combat positions."
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"Good one, Dave. How was your day?"
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"Oh, good, thanks. Yeah."
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"- How was your day? - Uh, it was good."
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"I've been in the ceiling most of the day."
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"Bret, is your gang gonna be here all day?"
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"Well, I don't think there's a real threat."
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"Could you put that in there, please?"
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"Right. Bret, what's this I hear from one of the band about you starting up a gang?"
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"- You told me to start up a gang. - I said rappers have gangs"
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"and you shouldn't hassle rappers."
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"Typical... you didn't listen."
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"And what's this I also hear from the same source"
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"in a surprise attack? What were you doing?"
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"Is this some sort of initiation for Jemaine into the ganit"
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"- no, I'm not in a surpr in the gang. What were - no. Doing?"
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"Why aren't you in the gang?"
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"He didn't even ask me to be in the gang."
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"It's got to stop."
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"This gang is disbandoned."
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"- No. Dis... what? - Disbandoned."
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"- Disbanded you mean? - Abandoned?"
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"Yup, all of those things."
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"- Yes. Yes. - No. No!"
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"- How about yes? - How about no?"
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"- Well, I'd rather you say yes. - No."
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"- Yes. - Uh, Murray?"
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"Not now. I'm just in the middle of a debate, greg."
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"- Yes! - No!"
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"No, the Australian consulate is hosting drinks on Thursday."
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"- We've all been asked to attend. - Oh."
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"I don't really want to go to that. Do I have to go?"
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"- I think so, Murray. - Can I have a "plus two"?"
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"I don't know. I'll ask."
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"- Thanks, greg. - No problem, Murray."
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"That would be good."
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"Nice guy, isn't he... greg?"
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"- Yeah, he is. - He's cool."
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"Now, Bret, the reason I'm coming down on you so hard"
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"but I actually used to be in a gang."
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"- That's right. - You did?"
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"No, Jemaine. It was me, my brother graeme,"
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"and my dad Gordon. Mom wasn't even allowed in it."
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"- No one knew why. - So what did you do in your gang?"
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"Well, we were a bikey gang. We used to ride around on our bikes."
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"Dad was the leader,"
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"graeme found nice places for us to ride to"
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"and I was the guy that looked after the bags."
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"Murray, is there anything band-related in today's meeting?"
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"Yes, there is, actually, but I haven't finished my gang stories."
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"I'm gonna just head off... I've got gang practice."
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"Gang pr... wait."
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"Bret... Murray, curry. Any use to you?"
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"Jemaine! Hey. Hi."
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"- Hey, Mel. - I was just walking past your place"
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"and I noticed that the fan art I painted for you"
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"was out on the stoop near the garbage."
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"- What? - Oh, what?"
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"If you don't like it, Jemaine, I'd prefer if you told me."
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"You don't like it, do you?"
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"- I... I like it. - okay, all right, I'll just take it away."
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"I know what it feels like to not be wanted."
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"- Mel, I had to throw it away! - Why?"
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"Really?"
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"Was he going apeshit?"
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"He went apeshit."
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"I swear on Doug's life I will fix this rift."
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"I'm gonna take this with me. I'll be right back."
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"Just... Jemaine, stay close."
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"No, but... closer. Put your feet next to mine"
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"that's it. We're together, all right?"
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"Okay. You said there was gonna be cheese."
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"You said there was gonna be free cheese."
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"There will be cheese. Over there. Iook."
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"Right, let's go and get some cheese together, okay?"
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"- No, you're too close. - No, that's good."
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"Too close."
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"- Oh, no. - Oh, the mighty Murray."
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"Good to see you. Who's this, Murray... your wife?"
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"No, his wife... his wife left him."
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"Jemaine!"
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"Is this your girlfriend then, is it, Murray?"
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"Huh. No, I'm just his plus one."
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"Oh. No, wait, I know who it is."
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"Miss new zealand... best looking Sheila in the whole country."
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"- Sorry, I didn't recognize you"
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"without the crown and sash."
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"- Catch you later. - Ah."
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"Who are those guys?"
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"Idiots. Official idiots, Jemaine."
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"Let's just get all their cheese and grapes and get out of here."
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"No, I don't have to put up with this sort of behavior."
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"- What are you gonna do? - I'm gonna take it to the top."
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"- No, don't. - I'm taking it to the top."
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"- Excuse me. - Yes? Hello."
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"Ambassador, I'm Murray hewitt"
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"from the new zealand consulate. I'd like to complain"
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"Oh, sorry about that."
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