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Clips from Desperate Housewives (2004) - Romance (S02E02)

"- Twenty thousand dollars. - Wheels were put in motion."
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"- Who the hell is Mike? - Perception is reality, Andrew."
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"And whatever the purchase, she always expected the very best,"
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"or designer shoes flown in from Manhattan."
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"I want to feel like I'm giving my baby to people"
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"- Look, we have to find another mother. - Why?"
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"This isn't easy to say, so I'm just gonna say it."
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"But have you taken a good look at her?"
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"Mm-mm. Your obsession with looks won't screw this up."
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"with something with that face on it, don't come crying to me."
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"that can't be returned."
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"[Mary Alice] At 6:10 the next morning, Deanna Pruse went into premature labour"
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"forever separating mother and child."
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"entered the private room of Susan Mayer"
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"with every intention of severing their connection."
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"I... Why do you ask?"
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"I don't know. No reason."
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"just before you went under, I said, "I love you,""
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"Answer the question."
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"I don't even know a Mike."
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"Everyone knows a Mike."
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"Did Miss Blabbermouth tell you that too?"
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"and you can see that there is absolutely nothing between us."
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"And you swear that you're not in love with anyone named Mike?"
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"Sure."
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"We usually leave the doughnut crumbs for the Overeaters Anonymous group."
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"So tell me, Bree, how long have you been sober?"
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"Gosh, um... I'm not exactly sure."
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"Now, why would you say that?"
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"I've never met an alcoholic yet"
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"who didn't know exactly how long it had been since his last drink."
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"I'm coming here because of my son."
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"You see, he's trying to take me to court"
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"to be an emancipated minor. He's planning on lying to the judge"
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"It's like having a treadmill strapped to your chest."
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"- I didn't know you had a child. - Yes. My son, Donovan."
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"Well, there's another perk that I just thought of."
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"How can they not? For working parents like you and me, it's a necessity."
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"The guys at Zimms were real jerks."
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"Parcher & Murphy is mother-friendly. No one would say a word."
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"- Yahh! - Yeah!"
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"[Gabrielle] These can't be our only choices, Mr Beale. Come on."
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"Each girl is uglier than the next."
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"to a couple with a record isn't a walk in the park."
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"Mrs Solis, you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar."
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"[intercom beeps]"
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"I'll be right out there."
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"If you don't respond to her, I'm afraid I'm out of ideas."
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"He's going to dump us as clients if you don't stop being so damn picky."
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"[gasps] Well, now, this I can work with."
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"- Libby's a pole dancer in a strip club. - Oh."
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"Wow. That sounds like interesting work."
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"You'd think so. But it gets old quickly."
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"and all the girls at the club are doing it now."
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"- We'll make a night of it. - Yeah, we'll do that."
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"No."
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"Actually, all we think about when we look at you is how pretty you are."
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"Until I get rid of this kid, I'm slinging drinks."
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"It was really nice to meet you, Mr and Mrs Solis."
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"Huh."
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"During the good times, there was such a spark between them."
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"So much passion. They would always make each other laugh."
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"[laughing] You told Dr Ron that you still love Mike?"
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"[sighs] I lied, and I told him I didn't know a Mike."
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"Everyone knows a Mike."
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"Dr Ron hadn't come in to see me since the operation,"
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"[phone rings]"
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"- Oh, my God. - Get... Mm!"
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"This is very kind of you, Mrs Van De Kamp."
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"- It's presentation. - Mm."
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"- Can I borrow 50 dollars? - Purse."
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"- Why do you want so much money? - I'm 19."
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"- Is there something else you want? - Do you think I like to beg for money?"
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"Looking after your brother is a full-time job, for both of us."
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"I'm serious. We have both put our entire lives on hold, and for what?"
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"- I see him improving. - Because you see what you want to see."
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"It's bizarre. Totally bizarre."
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"The kid is five. It's disgusting."
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"We'll know what's going on in there. It's a distraction."
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"Take one for the team."
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"OK. But for the record, the team is made up of wimps."
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"[scoffs]"
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"- What is it? - That was our lawyer."
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"- Well, that's different. - Why?"
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"Is there a problem, Lynette?"
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"Well, in the Third World, they don't have juice boxes."
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"And then she took the salad bowl, put it on the floor"
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"I'll sop up the water. You go see the guy across the street."
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"Oh, God. What were you thinking? Oh."
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"My girlfriend is Susan Mayer. You know, from across the street?"
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"And you can call me Mike."
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"- A year and a half. - [Susan] Ow! Ooh!"
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"Oh!"
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"- Yeah, I did. - Please, let me explain."
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"Here, come on, let me help you."
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"- I'm fine. - What the hell is the matter with you?"
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"- Hey! That was an accident. - It didn't look like an accident."
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"- You might want to get out of my face. - Or what?"
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"[Susan sighs]"
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"Wow. That's a kicking outfit."
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"Well, thank you, sweetie."
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"I clean up well for a wetback, don't I?"
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"when I know I can find rich white folks to adopt her?"
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"Please. Do I look middle-class to you?"
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"You like jewellery?"
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"I never touched a real diamond before."
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"Well, my husband and I can expose you to a lot of nice new things."
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"Not really."
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"[kids laughing, chattering]"
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"I shouldn't be having it."
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"Yeah, that's good. Just chug it on down."
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"Would you like dessert, another glass of wine?"
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"I have a charity event this weekend, and I have to find a dress"
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"It looks good on your ass."
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"What do you think you're doing? You're grounded."
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"You took that out of my purse?"
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"I'll tell the judge about you stealing credit cards."
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"I'd be forced to testify about my childhood."
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"You can't be serious."
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"[phone ringing]"
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