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Clips from South Park - Cock Magic (S18E18)

"You're going to the big leagues."
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"Everyone, let's be quiet now. Come on."
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"Do you kids like magic?"
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"Okay. The magician started."
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"Let's get the cake ready."
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"God, somebody help me out!"
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"Oh, it was behind her ear!"
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"and I am the Amazingly Randi."
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"I hate you!"
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"Our guy slaughtered every other fighter there,"
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"the coach of the girls' volleyball team is here"
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"and would like to say a few words."
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"Oh, Jesus. Give it a rest already."
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"Yeah."
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"You know, when you put your all into something,"
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"Kind of makes you feel like the sport you love"
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"Fantastic girls' volleyball joke, Stan."
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"from the captain of the girls' volleyball team."
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"These games coming up are really big,"
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"and it would mean a lot to us if you could try and make it."
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"Thanks."
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"and, uh, we, uh... that's when we saw him"
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"with, uh, the three rings and his penis."
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"That's what I'm telling you. It was right here."
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"Except... Except for the thing"
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"where he poured the milk into his penis."
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"He did that over there."
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"What kind of decks were they using?"
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"Oh. I get it now."
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"Do you know what the penalty is"
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"I'm so confused, babe."
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"and take our focus away from the investigation?"
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"We're here for the Cock Magic."
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"Oh, okay. Come on. 10 darra. 10 darra."
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"He's never lost a fight."
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"Can you stack McNuggets' deck with more mana?!"
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"Not one spell cast before he was obliterated by health drains."
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"He doesn't have a choice."
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"And a warm welcome back to the Cock Magic championships."
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"here in the basement of Panda Express."
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"In a complete shocker, the challenger, McNuggets,"
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"and substituting for him is 9-year-old Kenny McCormick."
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"Never a dull moment in the illegal sport of Cock Magic."
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"What did he play? Did he tap all his mana?"
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"Now every time the other rooster has to shuffle his deck,"
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"and Gadnuk attacks with Merciful Pretender."
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"McCormick sends Charging Rhino to the graveyard."
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"He's desperate now. Not too much he can..."
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"Oh! And he's just laid down Life's Legacy!"
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"Gadnuk doesn't know what hit him!"
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"McCormick follows with Crackling Doom and Abzan Battle Priest!"
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"Holy shit, dude!"
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"Gadnuk tries to block with Living Totem, but..."
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"and now there is no one to block Pearl Lake Ancient!"
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"Well, well."
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"Lousy cops. How did you find us?"
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""Panda Express. Cock magic at 9:00 p.m.""
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"We didn't put those flyers out."
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"And now, for your half-time entertainment,"
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"please welcome the incomparable,"
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"the beautiful, the Amazingly Randi."
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"You know, we live in a world of brutality and violence."
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"And some people think there's no room for wonder anymore."
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"Well, just for a moment, I want you to think one thing..."
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"# Come on, Barbie, let's go party #"
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"Anybody?"
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"I'm Detective Harris, South Park Police."
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"it's this..."
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"Sir?"
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"It was so hard-core, you guys."
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"It got so out of hand that the fucking cops"
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"- Wow! The cops came? - Yeah."
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"Kenny cast Glacial Crasher,"
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"I just... I seriously don't know where we go from here."
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"Mrph rmh rmphm."
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"Mrph rmh rmh rmphm mrph rmphm."
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"Hey, yeah. What about poor McNuggets?"
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"Wait a minute. I've got it, you guys."
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"Got what?"
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"and McNuggets plays a Plains land card."
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"Another serve."
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"# Ample parking day or night #"
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"- Ohh! - Ohh!"
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"No!"
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"Dude, it was complete brutality."
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"It was carnage, bro."
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"Cool!"
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"Wait. This is City Wok."
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"Scrambles plays"
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"as both roosters play sorcery spells!"
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"We're going again on Friday, right?"
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"Rm. Mrph rmh rmphm mrph rmhmhm."
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"Yeah. Maybe that's just kind of what they do naturally."
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"we could probably kick serious ass!"
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"Where's that smile, Kenny?"
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"I think he's smiling, you guys."
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"Hello, Mr. McCormick. Surprised to see us?"
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"and you know nothing about it because you're white."
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"Let's get something straight."
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"And anyone I find involved with this filth is going down!"
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"Dad, that's not... that's not Cock Magic."
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"Hello? We're looking to buy a rooster"
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"Oh, screw the free-range chickens, huh, Kenny?"
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"Hey, how about this little guy?"
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"What should we name him, Kenny?"
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"He's been in there for an hour!"
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"Ooh, thank you!"
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"All right, Sharon."
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"I'm practicing."
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"Stanley?"
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"Oh, my gosh!"
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"Silklash Spider can block as if it had flying."
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"And now he casts Geistflame, dealing one damage to McNuggets!"
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"McNuggets has cast Punishing Fire,"
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"All right, McNuggets!"
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"but that shit made regular Magic: The Gathering"
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"How would you like to move him up to the big time?"
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"Gee, thanks."
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"Yeah! Yay! Yeah!"
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