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Clips from South Park - Cock Magic (S18E18)

"Hey, kids, are we having fun?"
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"You'll find that..."
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"Oh, God! Can somebody help?! Please!"
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"Can you please just... just check behind your ear?"
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"Dude, Wendy plays volleyball."
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"Did you know that? I don't think you knew that."
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"Now, there has been a crime here,"
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"Agreed. Who first called 911?"
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"Who is that?"
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"He's got more legendary creature cards than I've ever seen."
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"McNuggets is scared! He doesn't want to play!"
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"McNuggets is scared, dude."
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"That thing isn't human!"
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"But this isn't even a fight. This is just a slaughter."
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"Certainly an electric atmosphere"
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"versus 10-month-old Cornish rooster McNuggets."
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"Now every red creature Gadnuk plays"
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"He just had to shuffle it."
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"That was not expected!"
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"We saw your flyers."
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"# Ooh oh oh #"
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"I'll volunteer."
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"# Come on, Barbie, let's go party #"
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"Can Kenny block his Elder Beast?"
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"You go down. Go down, find seat."
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"because he was the big Magic champion"
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"Dude, totally."
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"to play Magic: The Gathering,"
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"Well, your New Hampshire broiler chickens"
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"Then he's perfect for us."
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"Reuben casts Silklash Spider."
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"Okay, kids, it's time for our birthday show."
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"Okay, well, let's all give a cheer for the Amazingly Randi!"
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"Anyone seen my hat?"
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"They're getting a kick out of the magician, huh?"
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"Can somebody... You! Little girl!"
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"And there we go, we're all better,"
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"Dang it. I wish I knew people."
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"Gadnuk, Breaker of Worlds,"
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"has been scratched,"
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"Gadnuk, Breaker of Worlds, plays a creature card."
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"Kenny laid waste to Gadnuk, Breaker of Worlds."
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"your source for bull fighting, dog fighting, and Cock Magic."
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"Dude, girls should totally be allowed to play sports."
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"Dad, it's not that big a deal."
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"Hey, McNuggets. You want to come play for us?"
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"the basement of some seedy Chinese restaurant."
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"- Where was all this? - We can't tell you, bro."
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"Uh-huh."
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"and you better do something about it!"
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"Please! Don't take me away from my child!"
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"You've reached the big time."
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"Does an Overseer have trample?!"
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"# Life in plastic, it's fantastic #"
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"Wendy, did you hear about last night?"
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"We know there's an illegal Cock Magic ring going on in town."
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"Thank you, Mr. Garrison."
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"it is Gadnuk, Breaker of Worlds, versus Clucky."
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"All right, a hand for Detective Harris."
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"he loses two health."
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"- Decks? - Who?"
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"Care to tell us where the Cock Magic fights are being held?"
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"But if you believe in magic..."
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"# Ah ah ah, yeah #"
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"Not that. Did you actually go to that?"
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"we had a pretty big game against Evergreen."
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"And then he, uh, took his penis from behind our daughter's ear"
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"My God! Someone has to put a stop to this!"
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"This is absolute savagery!"
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"A way to finally do something good for other people."
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"Four damage to your Planeswalker."
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"Hey, guys, thanks."
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"are the best for white mana."
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"being made to play Magic: The Gathering?"
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"Can you imagine being kept in a small cage,"
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"And he plays a Fugitive Wizard!"
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"Quiet in the peanut gallery, please."
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"and dealing two damage to the opponent!"
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"Jokes are hard and require skill."
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"Come on, McNuggets! Fight!"
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"Quiet, please."
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"that slow the game down with board-control cards."
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"Five darra. Five darra each!"
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"Five darra?!"
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"Yeah. You got to know people."
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"Is he a Red Mage or a Green Mage?"
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"The girls really hammered them, but once again"
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"This is it. 1421 Plaza de Estereotipo."
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"You think they're happy?"
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"Dude, we forfeit! We forfeit!"
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"You're watching ESPN Illegal,"
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"For the next round,"
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"What do you think all these people are here to see?"
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"Ew!"
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"but people all over town are talking about it again."
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"Uh, dude, your dad's here."
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"# Come on, Barbie, let's go party #"
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"All right. Your rooster's up next, boys."
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"whatever you believe is real, is real."
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"You, the girl with the ponytails... You are dead."
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"# I'm goin' down to South Park #"
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"# Gonna see if I can't unwind #"
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"# Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine #"
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"What fight?"
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"but there's hard-core dude shit to watch."
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"But we actually are busy. Tonight's the big fight."
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"He's just stacked his Shapeshifter"
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"You porice?"
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"More mana from Scrambles."
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"from the battleground!"
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"- Dude, that was total carnage. - That was freaking hard-core."
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"Come on. Where's that smile?"
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"We should all go in on a rooster."
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"What's Cock Magic?"
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"Roosters are being forced against their will"
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"Now, I don't want to lecture anybody,"
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"barely able to turn around, and then finally let out,"
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"What is it?"
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"lots of earthy growth and hindering incantations"
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"Hey! Hoo!"
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