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Clips from South Park - Cock Magic (S18E18)

"All right, for this last bit, I'm gonna need a volunteer."
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"All right. Come on up here."
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"What's your name?"
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"You know, if there's one thing I could leave you all with,"
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"let cock magic be done by the professionals."
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"had to come and break it up."
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"It was seriously the most manly thing that's ever happened."
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"You all right, Kenny?"
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"What's he gonna do now?"
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"South Park serves,"
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"And McNuggets summons Dawntreader Elk."
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"One South Park player is eliminated."
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"# Gonna have myself a time #"
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"# Friendly faces everywhere #"
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"# Humble folks without temptation #"
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"# Headin' on up to South Park #"
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"# Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! #"
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"The girls' volleyball team has a big game tonight,"
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"Girls' volleyball?"
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"What's wrong with supporting girls' athletics?"
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"You just can't expect people to want to watch."
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"You know, we're actually in the playoffs,"
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"and all we keep hearing is, "We're too busy.""
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"Dude, Kenny is fighting Slaughterhouse tonight."
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"Yeah, so, sorry you're not getting any spectators,"
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"All right, I'm going to play a fifth mana card."
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"Hold on. Wait. Hold on."
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"I am attacking,"
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"- Shh! - But he's dying!"
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"This late?"
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"with an Elven Blade!"
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"I can block that with Uprooted Minotaur!"
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"Serendib Sorcerer unblocked."
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"You've never seen anything so ruthless."
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"It was seriously almost hard to watch."
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"won by like 20 points."
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"Yeah. You should show your support, too, sometime."
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"It was such "pwnage," it was almost repulsive."
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"Yeah, well, you boys want to get in on some real action?"
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"If you like excitement."
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"I'm not talking about that little-boy stuff."
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"We're men."
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"Well, then, if you want to see real fights with real brutality,"
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"go here."
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"And you might want to pack a barf bag."
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"We crose! We crose for the night!"
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"Go away, prease!"
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"Uh, Mitchell the janitor sent us."
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"- Rmh? - Dude, do we look like police?"
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"Okay, come on. Come on."
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"We in the sixth fight."
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"Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!"
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"And yes, that is Crippling Blight!"
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"Creature now has minus one to strength and defense!"
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"More mana from Fluffy."
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"Now he'll attack with Fugitive Wizard."
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"That is Peel from Reality!"
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"Fugitive Wizard is literally torn apart"
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"- Whoa! - Whoa!"
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"It's Mass Calcify against Into the Void!"
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"Can you believe that rooster"
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"What's the matter, Kenny?"
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"Mrph rmhmhm. Rmh rmphm rm."
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"Mrph rmhmhm rm mrph rmh rmphm."
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"I mean, they were going at it pretty hard."
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"Guys, I think maybe Kenny's a little hurt"
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"- Rm. - Huh? A little bit?"
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"Rm!"
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"Dude, you know what we should do?"
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"What do you think, Kenny?"
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"Would that make you feel better, huh?"
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"Let's cut the crap, huh?"
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"We just want to know who's leading it."
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"Right."
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"Cock Magic isn't an Asian thing or a Mexican thing."
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"White people do it, too, if they're poor enough."
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"You got a junked car in your front yard, Mr. McCormick."
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"only to be blasted by Arctic ice spells"
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"It's illegal, and it's wrong."
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"but what you boys are getting involved in is dangerous."
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"It is a big deal, okay? People can get hurt."
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"Believe it or not, I was into cock magic back in college."
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"You were?"
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"Yeah, so I'm not some fuddy-duddy who doesn't get it."
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"you do it right and safely."
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"Oh? Not impressed? How about this?"
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"that can play Magic: The Gathering."
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"Never heard of Cock Magic or roosters!"
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"Uh, we aren't cops or anything."
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"Are you looking for a New Hampshire"
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"or a Cornish breed?"
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"We don't really know the difference."
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"And here you got your green mana necromancers..."
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"that are good against blue-or black-stacked decks."
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"I don't even know what kind of cards he prefers."
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"I know. How about McNuggets?"
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""Yes, I do, you guys.""
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"Mom, will you tell Dad to get out of the bathroom?"
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"Randy?"
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"Randy, what are you doing?!"
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"Oh! Nothing, Sharon!"
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"Just going to the bathroom, if you don't mind."
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"Hey!"
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"Randy, why are there drums playing?"
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"Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no."
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"Now, you know that I was one of the best back in college."
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"I know that's why you got kicked out of college."
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"Because people didn't understand."
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"and even our son is discovering what cock magic has to offer."
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"People are going to do it, Sharon,"
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"to make sure it's handled the right way."
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"Oh!"
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"Whoa!"
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"That was goddamn manly."
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"Thank you so very much."
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"I've never seen a rooster throw down spells"
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"with such raw brutality."
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"of a well-established Chinese franchise."
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"Saturday night. Here's the address."
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"Let's see what kind of money your cock can really make."
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