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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Nice-Capades (S06E06)

"♪ I didn't kick it ♪"
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"The end."
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"Lin, this is not going very..."
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"Breathtaking. It's just breathtaking."
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"Yup. Right. Yeah, that's what I was about to say."
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"I feel dirty. That's the spirit."
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"♪ I gave blankets to cold kids and ice cream to warm kids ♪"
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"♪ Shoes to the shoeless, hair to the hairless ♪"
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"♪ But the nicest thing I did all year... ♪"
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"♪ Uh... nicest thing I did... I... ♪"
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"You were right. We shouldn't have lied."
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"Hey, listen, you got to tell Santa-Santa"
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"to bring Gene and Tina presents tomorrow."
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"They wouldn't need to."
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"Wait, hold on. I want to say something else to you, Louise."
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"but you're really just as soft as the rest of us, maybe softer."
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"but you don't even realize it."
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"♪ So we don't have to read it ♪"
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"watching The Weather Channel, but"
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"♪ I don't know why you watch that, Bob, she's bored ♪"
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"♪ You told him to put away his penis ♪"
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"You know, I'm turning in my report tonight."
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"And I want to tell you, this was amazing, what you did here."
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"about what you think of you."
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"And I'm gonna say that you're a leader"
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"for me to wrap it up."
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"It's best to listen to them."
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"So, Louise, what do you want for Christmas?"
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"But just in case, do you have a backup?"
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"Everyone grab hold of Dad. He'll pull us."
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"Way better than a shark."
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"Okay, I can wait. Starter shark. Love it."
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"♪ Oh, bourbon ♪"
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"♪ Oh... bourbon ♪"
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"Come on, now. Let's hear it."
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"Yeah. Give me another one."
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"Ugh. That guy can't still be using the massage chair."
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"We have to meet Mom in five minutes."
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"It's now or never for our chair massage."
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"We all know we're not gonna buy the chair,"
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"but we take turns pretending we're gonna buy the chair."
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"All right, sir, let's push it along."
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"Uh-huh... It's just, you know,"
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"Well, I was."
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"Uh-oh! Not so gentle."
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"More like a tropical storm."
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"Caw, caw!"
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"That's a foghorn."
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"Okay, okay, I'm getting up."
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"Well, you're not a kid. You're a..."
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"I'm Santa. You just kicked Santa out of a massage chair."
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"You're a mall Santa. I'm assuming."
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"And it all goes back to headquarters..."
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"To Santa-Santa. Mm-hmm."
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"Okay."
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"Seems unlikely."
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"Yeah. Guys!"
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"Well, just try and be nice,"
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"Geez. Way to make us feel bad"
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"about kicking a guy out of a massage chair."
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"I thought Santa letters were kind of one-way, but all right."
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"Read it already, damn it."
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""Dear Tina, Gene, and Louise."
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""of the Massage Chair Incident,"
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"Ho, ho, ho, Santa." What?"
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"No!"
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"No!"
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"You had a bad dream, sweetie. It's okay."
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"Have some eggs. Eat your eggs, come on."
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"I'll eat her eggs. Crap, I already ate her eggs."
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"We are so screwed."
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"I'm sure you'll all get presents this year."
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"Are you, Dad? Are you so sure?"
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"you're a Santa expert?"
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"Did Santa grant you an exclusive interview"
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"Did you intern in the North Pole as an undergrad?"
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"That's not how... You know what?"
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"Guys, we can't not have presents."
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"Hello, kids."
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"Look, I think everyone was disappointed"
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"Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm."
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"that might have been misinterpreted as annoying,"
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"you threw some major attitude."
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"And if someone would have just gotten"
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"we wouldn't even be here."
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"I'm not worried."
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"Everyone squeeze together and say "cheese log.""
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"We just need a couple more..."
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"We're almost done. Guys,"
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"I'm gonna have to move you along."
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"- Hey! - Huh?"
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"I'll see you in 40 minutes."
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"We got, uh, cut off before."
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"that you folks like milk and cookies."
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"There sure is, Gene."
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"So maybe while you're enjoying these,"
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"which are in no way an admission of our guilt,"
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"Absolutely not."
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"Louise, it's okay."
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"It's gonna be fine."
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"You have no idea what you're talking about."
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"It's Christmas Eve. Santa's sled"
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"is gonna launch in seven hours."
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"How are we supposed to convince mall Santa"
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"that we deserve to be on the nice list"
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"We could write down all the nice things we've done this year"
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"in our best public speaking voices."
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"We could scratch an apology into the ice"
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"in the skating rink. He sits across from it."
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"He couldn't miss it."
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"Guys. We got to do an ice show, huh?"
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"Yes."
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"Uh, you really don't need to do an Ice Capades."
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"Dad, you want to ruin Christmas?"
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"I-I... I don't."
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"You know, I followed the Ice Capades for a season."
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"We'll do a little Ice Capading about how good we've been."
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"Hold on. We could call it Nice Capades."
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"Yeah. Nice Capades. Love it."
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"Oh, my God. ♪ Nothin' better than Nice Capades ♪"
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