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Clips from Parks and Recreation - Practice Date (S02E02)

"That... That was a lovely photo."
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"Truce?"
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"Truce."
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"You're kidding me."
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"No. I'm not."
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"in the middle of the night, drunk,"
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"and you didn't even sleep with him?"
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"It never hurts."
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"Hey."
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"Hey!"
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"You left quite a bit of stuff at my place last night."
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"that was numbers one through seven."
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"It's okay."
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"Second?"
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"I'm looking forward to it. 8:00?"
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"8:00."
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"Then we don't have to go. Okay."
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"Well, we went on our first date, and I didn't even know it."
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"No fires, no ambulances,"
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"However, I wanna be clear,"
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"Is it weird that my feelings are hurt"
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"that no one's found any dirt on me yet?"
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"Nothing."
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"Jerry. Plastic surgery?"
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"Furthermore, it was wrong of me to say"
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"It turns out Councilman Dexhart"
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"may have also had sex with a prostitute"
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"I bet anything I could find worse stuff on all you guys."
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"You're going down."
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"Your desk is over there."
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"What are you... What are you doing here?"
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"Just having lunch with Leslie. What are you up to?"
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"and he said, "Thank you. You saved my life.""
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"Mmm, looks to me like you're in the Taliban."
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"Well, did everybody know that Ron's ex-wife, Tammy,"
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"What's your point?"
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"and while I was asleep, he tried to pull out one of my teeth."
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"I literally woke up with his hand in my mouth."
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""Whales, parades, electricity.""
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"Yeah, well, I couldn't think of anything else."
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"Is she practice-laughing?"
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"How are things at the hospital?"
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"of human beauty."
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"Wendy is a 7.4,"
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"God! Well, I was"
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"You didn't know that, huh?"
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"I didn't know I was adopted."
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"Yes, but Wendy was born in Ottawa, Canada."
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"I knew it. I knew you couldn't get a wife as hot as her."
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"Don't tell anybody, please."
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"Fine. You bested me. Is that all?"
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"Bring, bring, bring, bring, bring."
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"Yeah, I can ask."
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"I don't understand why you're being so terrible."
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"Please, you gotta help me."
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"Yes, he is. He's gonna love you."
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"to date you. Yeah."
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"Thank you. You are, too, Ann."
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"Yeah, he goes on in a second."
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"Ladies, ladies, ladies, it's just about that time."
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"my man, Mr. Duke Silver!"
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"take you on a little journey to yourself."
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"No, no."
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"Yes. Are you impressed"
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"No, thank you. Okay. Let's... Let's go."
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"This is an English accent."
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"More importantly, how does she stay with him after all this?"
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"One time this guy rang my doorbell at midnight,"
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"Good night."
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"If you want more of the Duke, both my albums are for sale here,"
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"Can I... Can I get a picture?"
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"All right. Thanks for loving the Duke. Thank you. Thank you."
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"You showed up at the guy's house"
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"God."
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"I am so sorry for what happened last night."
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"I totally understand if you wanna cancel."
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"Yeah!"
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"A.K.A., I nailed it."
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"There's video that I took! It's on the Internet."
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"I got hit by a fire engine."
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"Do you wanna just come by after work today?"
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"I get what this is, and why you did it."
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"that I know what it's called?"
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"You can fly to Brazil, just don't enter the cave. Am I right?"
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"Sure. Yeah. Tonight?"
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"No, he's not."
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"and once in high school, a girl beat me in a wrestling match."
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"For what?"
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"Smooth As Silver and Hi Ho, Duke."
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"She wanted to work in the States, she couldn't get a permit..."
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"That's not a name. I don't have a niece."
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"with that unpaid parking ticket."
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"Ron has some serious dirt on me. I need to balance things out."
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"You..."
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"Okay. We met in college."
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"And to my wife, I apologize."
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"I was making love to a beautiful woman"
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"Well, it ain't Jerry. That's for sure."
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"What's your niece's name?"
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"You're 20 minutes late, I almost left."
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"Hey, Donna. Let me ask you something."
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"You are so lucky."
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"and I really wanted to do it."
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"In my defense, it was my birthday"
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"Oh, I'm looking for scandalous information about my co-workers,"
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"My taxes pay your salary, right?"
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"Taliban robes!"
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"Leslie, relax."
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"who wore 3D glasses the entire evening."
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"What's on the note cards?"
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"So, Dave."
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"Hey, Tommy. Hi."
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"I'm sorry, honey. Let's get coffee."
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"at the county courthouse in front of three strangers and no family."
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"Hey."
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"As always, it is a thrill to be here, during this witching hour"
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"I can't even believe that I was scared to go on a date with you."
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"I think it's going pretty well with Dave."
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"Is there anything that you would like to share from your past,"
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"And the rest are blank."
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