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Clips from The Office - The Chump (S06E06)

"See them all over the office."
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"I thought it was an ant trap."
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"Like a cow thing."
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"But upon closer examination,"
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"You say radon is silent but deadly,"
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"And then you expect me"
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"I would kill bin laden and then toby."
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"- No, that's still... - Mm-mm."
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"Stanley, please. This is serious!"
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"Come on. The whole two bullet thing is a red herring."
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"You line them all up, you take one bullet,"
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"Watch this. Phyllis, you're hitler."
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"Come up here. Toby, you're toby."
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"Andy, you're bin laden. Line up."
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"It's so exciting, pam."
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"Why do they do this?"
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"This is all for michael."
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"With half-hour shifts to watch with him."
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"- Please! - Right now."
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"- Hey! - Hey."
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"Pff. Yeah, just try."
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"I will do legal jujitsu on you."
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"See? Don't even need to make contact."
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"Item five, point "b"-- uh, the beet juice cleanse."
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"Is that michael matured overnight?"
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"Well, it happened to tom hanks in big."
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"- Me too! - Then let's just not do this!"
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"- Billy joel rock band. - That...Exists?"
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"Okay, well, I'll have to take a rain check,"
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"I like donna."
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"I mean, if you ask her husband..."
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"Or you took a random poll, yeah, it's wrong."
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"Uhh! Ryan, I do not want you"
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"Okay, I will have you know that I asked donna about this,"
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"And she is fine with it,"
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"He wakes up early. He goes to bed early."
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"It was right under his nose. I had to tell him!"
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"For stanley to cheat or for phyllis to cheat"
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"So you're just making a giant assumption."
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"For those of you unfamiliar with william shakespeare,"
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"So...Here's the thing about infidelity."
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"I am not in the wrong here."
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"You're ali larter. I'm beyonce."
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"Those teams have games and practices every day."
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"Let's go check it out. I have work to do."
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"Yeah. Well, it's really warm in here."
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"Because I wanted to talk to you about something else."
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"I actually designed that chart."
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"Despite the provision covering"
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"Which we can't know."
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"- This is essentially... - Unless we're unplugged."
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"And wake up in the future."
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"That anybody have a child with anyone else."
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"And I don't want to dig past a certain someone to get it."
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"I know it's like cricket."
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"- You don't know. You don't- - you don't know anything."
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"High-five. I'm taking all the credit.""
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"Don't pay their players. I know, I know, I know."
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"Look, I will not pay."
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"Well, I have an alternative."
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"Not a bad stud fee. Better than most horses."
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"Ha. The other guys can go die."
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"Go talk to him. - No. God. You go talk to him."
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"But we're gay for baseball. [chuckles]"
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"Yeah."
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"I am so into the institution of marriage."
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"That's what makes you a good coach."
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"Sheldon! - No, no, no."
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"Okay, orange slices."
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"Why would you throw something wet at me?"
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"I just wanna go on record as saying"
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"- Did you talk to him? - I did."
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"- Wow. That is crazy. - Was there a fistfight?"
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"That's pretty bad. I'm an awful guy! Ooh!"
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"From now on, when I'm hungry,"
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"That is a dangerous game, friendo."
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"About anthropology the store."
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"'cause it's next to the baby section, okay?"
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"You should have said that at the beginning"
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"- I'm not scream- - I'm not screaming."
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"That's meredith's cake. It's her birthday."
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"Good for you."
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"He takes what he wants."
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"You read my mind."
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"Yep."
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"I-I-I can't be that cold."
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"Uh, boss, we're out of paper."
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"Nope."
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"Keeps it nice and warm."
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"You know what? I'm sick of this."
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"Like me. And like donna."
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"Isn't very condo-appropriate."
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"Good."
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"[door closes] - I could have stopped him."
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"Made the right decision."
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"The..."
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"Look at how long it took for him to find out."
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"Now you're just being hurtful."
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"I'm sorry, it-- why is it okay"
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"- Hey-- - on...Her diet?"
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"He's a sports guy. He's scummy."
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"Dogfighting, drugs. They spit."
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"Did donna tell you that?"
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"Real sports with bryant gumbel."
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"You don't even know the guy. You know what?"
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"You know what? I am declaring a moment of silence right now."
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"Ten minutes of silence honoring michael jackson."
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"Just sit there and think about michael jackson."
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"My name is andy bernard, and I'm a cuckold."
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"A cuckold is a man whose woman is cheating on him."
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"I've lived the part."
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"And let me tell you, I would so much rather..."
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"Play the part on stage."
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"When are you people going to stop casting"
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"The first stone?"
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"I am the good guy."
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"How does that work?"
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"Do you think this husband is a super sweet nice guy?"
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"Do you think he's an angel? I don't think so."
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"Why is his wife going off"
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