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Clips from Son of Zorn - Return to Orange County (S01E01)

"MAN: Attack!"
Son of Zorn
"- I mean, technically, - (slice)"
Son of Zorn
"Sounds like you've got a beautiful family, Zorn."
Son of Zorn
"I really hope to meet them some day."
Son of Zorn
"- (screams) - Well,"
Son of Zorn
"at least he died doing what he loved,"
Son of Zorn
"wanting to meet my family."
Son of Zorn
"("Everybody's Talkin'" by Harry Nilsson plays)"
Son of Zorn
"Unbelievable. Unbelievable."
Son of Zorn
"Can you believe that?"
Son of Zorn
"So is that, is that a no on the baby wipe?"
Son of Zorn
"- Oh? - Yeah, I'm on my way to Orange County"
Son of Zorn
"They're gonna be so pumped."
Son of Zorn
"Defender of Zephyria,"
Son of Zorn
"Okay."
Son of Zorn
"♪ I'm going where the sun keeps shining ♪"
Son of Zorn
"♪ Through the pouring rain ♪"
Son of Zorn
"eh, um, that's mine. Uh, the-the sword..."
Son of Zorn
"No one could grab that, huh?"
Son of Zorn
"- (horns honking) - Oh, you've got to be kidding me."
Son of Zorn
"Please, continue."
Son of Zorn
"My little bone crusher. That's what I call him."
Son of Zorn
"He's probably, like, I don't know,"
Son of Zorn
"I'm Zorn, Defender of Zephyria,"
Son of Zorn
"There's my gal! Ex-gal, whatever."
Son of Zorn
"That trip was rough."
Son of Zorn
"I actually said his bus gets here at 4:00."
Son of Zorn
"(chuckles)"
Son of Zorn
"He's gonna be so pumped!"
Son of Zorn
"BOY 2: Yeah, I'm actually pretty excited about it,"
Son of Zorn
"he showed up half-naked,"
Son of Zorn
"They're cool. It's like..."
Son of Zorn
"I can't bring my Altoids in anymore."
Son of Zorn
"Vulchazor sends a bunch of"
Son of Zorn
"I can't find them any... Hey."
Son of Zorn
"It's a pleasure to finally meet you."
Son of Zorn
"my fiancé."
Son of Zorn
"Fiancé?"
Son of Zorn
"Really... just really great to meet you."
Son of Zorn
"Really great."
Son of Zorn
"applying way too much pressure"
Son of Zorn
"Uh-huh."
Son of Zorn
"- Actually, it hurts. - It does?"
Son of Zorn
"- a professor of psychology. - Oh."
Son of Zorn
"- Okay. - EDIE: Oh,"
Son of Zorn
"where this is going."
Son of Zorn
"Let's just stop it right here."
Son of Zorn
"Yes. I teach online."
Son of Zorn
"than any other professor out there?"
Son of Zorn
"my mother."
Son of Zorn
"- You're an idiot. - No, I'm not."
Son of Zorn
"so much fun."
Son of Zorn
"Come on... Edie."
Son of Zorn
"you were actually staring at my quadriceps."
Son of Zorn
"EDIE: I'm gonna..."
Son of Zorn
"(clears throat)"
Son of Zorn
"EDIE: Craig teaches at an online college."
Son of Zorn
""Oh, Zorn, please cut Craig in half.""
Son of Zorn
"I know who's in there."
Son of Zorn
"- I know you're in there. - Waving his sword around again."
Son of Zorn
"Uh... Alangulon?"
Son of Zorn
"You knew your dad was coming over."
Son of Zorn
"It's a brain gouger."
Son of Zorn
"makes me want to take that brain gouger"
Son of Zorn
"Nope, I'll just, you know, wait around for another three years."
Son of Zorn
"(Headbutt Man shouting on phone)"
Son of Zorn
"before I get back tomorrow."
Son of Zorn
"- I can mess around with. - All right. All right."
Son of Zorn
"with Alangulon, by the way?"
Son of Zorn
"- (car alarm chirps) - What the hell?"
Son of Zorn
"Hot Pockets!"
Son of Zorn
"(laughing): Oh, all righ..."
Son of Zorn
"Uh, 'cause my flight leaves Sunday."
Son of Zorn
"- He might be a little upset. - Upset?!"
Son of Zorn
"Well, you haven't exactly been around much, Zorn."
Son of Zorn
"you only stay for a weekend."
Son of Zorn
"How do you think that makes him feel?"
Son of Zorn
"fighting for my homeland"
Son of Zorn
"on the staff of Quiv, okay?"
Son of Zorn
"The staff of Quiv is just a stick."
Son of Zorn
"and I'm just worried you're gonna lose him."
Son of Zorn
"for good. Get an apartment."
Son of Zorn
"I got to go before the dry cleaners close."
Son of Zorn
"I can tell you that's not enough."
Son of Zorn
"when he was growing up, and he turned out fine."
Son of Zorn
"I should have spent more time with you!"
Son of Zorn
"- Couple things you should know. - Yeah, lay it on me."
Son of Zorn
"- Naturally. - And they're sluts."
Son of Zorn
"ZORN: Well, actually,"
Son of Zorn
"between my department and-and The Fanged One."
Son of Zorn
"Oh, so... you're a coordinator."
Son of Zorn
"No judgment, but, you know, we got a job to do."
Son of Zorn
"You'd be selling industrial soap dispensers."
Son of Zorn
"Definitely. Oh, yeah, no, that sounds great."
Son of Zorn
"Do you own a shirt?"
Son of Zorn
"Does a Grithian herdsman have nine anuses?"
Son of Zorn
"settling in, got a place. Got a job lined up."
Son of Zorn
"- when you get th... - (phone beeps)"
Son of Zorn
"Well, not again, not to you, at least."
Son of Zorn
"You know, I-I tried to leave a message"
Son of Zorn
"before but for whatever reason the, uh, little, uh..."
Son of Zorn
"anyway, what I was saying was, um... where do I start?"
Son of Zorn
"- I'm in town, I got a pla... - (phone beeps)"
Son of Zorn
"I don't want to leave a new message."
Son of Zorn
"I want to leave an old message..."
Son of Zorn
"Do I really have to go do this?"
Son of Zorn
"ZORN: Oh, nuts!"
Son of Zorn
"(muffled): I was hoping to hit you in the face."
Son of Zorn
"but your faces were good enough."
Son of Zorn
"- Alangulon! Come here, - Hey, Dad."
Son of Zorn
"Yeah, I mean, he has tampons in his purse."
Son of Zorn
"Honestly, if he wasn't above me in the chain of command,"
Son of Zorn
"- Sounds like that's a woman. - No, no, son."
Son of Zorn
"...erases everything bad I did."
Son of Zorn
"- Let's get some food, shall we? - Are you for real?"
Son of Zorn
"Two rib eyes, both not."
Son of Zorn
"Yeah, I'm a vegetarian."
Son of Zorn
"Maybe 'cause I'm, like, informed and stuff."
Son of Zorn
"- Oh, really? - Uh-huh."
Son of Zorn
"- Yeah, bring on the ging. - Bringing on the ging."
Son of Zorn
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