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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Pro Tiki/Con Tiki (S06E06)

"and I've had a burger in Japan that cost $1,700."
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"What? H-How was it $1,700?"
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"You get to eat it inside a hologram."
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"You are really rich."
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"I am. And I'll tell you something:"
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"I want to invest in you."
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"What? This place has untapped potential."
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"I want to tap that potential."
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"I want to tap that!"
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"I don't think you mean to say it like that."
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"What are we talking about, here?"
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"Well, for starters,"
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"Are you... crying?"
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"No. No. No."
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"Okay, anyway, we can talk about all sorts of things..."
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"Throw out some ideas."
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"For you to take or leave."
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"There's a ketchup fire upstairs"
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"I mean, how much is that?"
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"Show me the check again. Show me, show me, show me, show me."
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"I want to kiss it! Come here!"
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"Mwah, mwah, mwah. Can I see it?"
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"Wow, I never knew checks could have commas."
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"I'm as excited as you guys are!"
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"I bet he's gonna drop it in the gutter."
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"Tape it to your chest!"
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"I'm not going to drop it."
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"Oh, crap. Never mind, I got it!"
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"Where are your pants, Gene?"
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"I just came from New Geneland,"
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"where you don't need pants."
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"Well, this is Linda-braska, so put 'em on."
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""Pretty great." It's amazing!"
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"and the pee plant is just a few steps away."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"You watched TV after we went to bed?"
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"Yes, and if last night is any indication,"
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"we are living in the golden age of late-night talk shows."
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"Did you say "pee plant"?"
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"Do you really pee in your rain boots?"
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"Oh, Bob. Has it gotten this bad?"
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"Nothing. Just a moment,"
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"I have to make a quick phone call."
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"trying to deposit a check"
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"with your name on it for $100,000."
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"Oh, wow. Thank you for alerting me to this."
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"So it is fraud. Wait, wh-what?"
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"He's saying you committed fraud."
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"W-what... wait... ‭Thank you for confirming this,"
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"Oh, wait, wait."
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"I thought you said Boab Belcher."
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"It just sounded weird when you said it."
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"I did write him that check."
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"No. ‭Or a lapse in judgment."
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"Nope. ‭Serious head injury?"
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"No. Are you sure?"
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"I'm quite sure."
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"Okay, then, very well."
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"Ha! Put that down"
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"in the comments section on my account."
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"That guy was so ready to have you arrested, Bob."
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"That should be their slogan:"
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"What are you guys doing?"
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"Uh, measuring the window for an awning."
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"I take it you've met, then."
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"Yup. I heard all about it from Linda."
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"Congrats, Bob."
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"I always knew you'd make it big time"
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"Thanks, Teddy. I already made a list of repairs"
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"that we can get started on."
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"It's funny, it came out to exactly"
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"It adds up, Bobby."
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"- All right, take it easy, Teddy. - ‭Yeah. ‭"
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"This is my big break, too!"
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"Quit smudging!"
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"An awning could be a good idea. ‭Sure."
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"The tiki thing?"
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"Yeah. You didn't know?"
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""Tiki-fy"?"
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"No, no, I'm serious, Bob."
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"It's business 101."
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"You need an entry point, a hook."
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"I-I figured we would use the money"
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"to maybe upgrade some equipment,"
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"or do some advertising, but..."
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"You lure people in with something flashy and fun,"
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"something that distinguishes you,"
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"and once they're in, you wow them with your product."
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"Makes sense to me."
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"Thank you, Teddy."
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"Then I wow them with my winning personality."
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"You wow me with your breath. ‭Thank you."
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"because it's "on" the window."
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"Oh, yeah!"
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"It's just, tiki, I mean..."
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"should we talk about this?"
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"Hey, if you don't like it, we can do something else,"
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"but I think you're gonna like it."
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"We do live by the beach."
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"I... I don't know."
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"Don't-don't worry, Bob."
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"but the restaurant is the journey there."
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"From me. ‭Okay..."
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"at a place that went out of business in Bog Harbor."
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"But they went out of business"
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"so that doesn't seem like..."
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"They didn't have your superior product, Bob."
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"and you keep Tik-ing about it."
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"See? All these fun jokes we can make?"
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"I mean, we'll think of better ones, but you get the idea."
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"See you in a bit!"
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"It'll probably be"
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"just a couple things"
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"to spruce up the place, you know?"
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"Nothing crazy."
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"We got the tiki water pitchers,"
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"the tiki salt and pepper shakers."
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"Tiki straws for tiki spitballs."
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"Ow."
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"Umbrellas for the drinks."
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